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| Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 3951 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 31 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 19 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
LOL this server is the bomb diggity, like seriously you gotta join cuz it’s like the coolest place ever. we got so much fun stuff to do, you won’t even remember what a smartphone is. we got pigs that can fly, like for real, they sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels. and our cows? oh man, don’t even get me started. they wear sunglasses and ride around on skateboards, doing sick tricks and stuff. it’s like a barnyard circus up in here. plus, our creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your friends. they’ll follow you around and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. it’s like a love fest with explosions, what more could you ask for? so come on down to our server, where the only thing you’ll be complaining about is how much fun you’re having.
