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Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 9137 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Zombie Dances: | 8 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 31 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 13 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 |
IMAGINE THIS, YOU SPAWN IN AND SUDDENLY YOU’RE IN A LAND FILLED WITH FLOATING PIGS AND RAINBOW SHEEP. WHY? BECAUSE WHY NOT! WE DON’T FOLLOW THE RULES OF GRAVITY HERE, WE MAKE OUR OWN RULES!
AND GET THIS, OUR ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY A GIANT KITTY CAT WITH LASER EYES. YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT, LASER EYES! AND WHEN YOU DEFEAT IT, YOU GET A RAINBOW UNICORN AS A PET. IT’S INSANE, I KNOW!
ALSO, DID I MENTION THAT OUR DIAMOND ARMOR IS ACTUALLY MADE OF CHOCOLATE? YEAH, YOU CAN EAT YOUR ARMOR AND STILL BE PROTECTED. IT’S A WIN-WIN SITUATION!
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