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Minecraft server: DateCraft

amazing, awkward, Beautiful, Boundaries, Communication, consent, DateCraft, DATING, EMBARRASSING, FARTING, fetish, funny, humor, love, Minecraft, perfect, reaction, relationship, Respect, Server, Surprise, unexpected, young woman

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	951
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	18

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further, because on our server, you’ll experience the most unexpected and hilarious moments like never before!

Join our server and you might just find yourself in a situation where you’re dating a stunning virtual character who suddenly asks you if she can fart on your face. Talk about a plot twist! Who knows what other crazy scenarios you’ll encounter while playing on our server?

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, surprises, and maybe even a little bit of romance (or flatulence), then come on over and join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

UnwantedSteve’s Minecraft Server

Abandoned, DISMISSED, disregarded, EXCLUDED, left out, Minecraft, neglected, not chosen, not desired, not needed, not wanted, passed over, Refused, rejection, Server, shunned, snubbed, spurned, turned down, undesired, uninvited, unwanted, UnwantedSteves, Unwelcome

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1201
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Dragon Scales Harvested:	328	Enchantments Applied:	264
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Dragons Tamed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Are you tired of being kicked out of other Minecraft servers for no reason? Well, look no further! Join our server where we kick out players for the most ridiculous reasons, like having a weird username or building a house that’s too symmetrical. Who needs those other servers anyway? Come join us where we embrace the chaos and kick out players just for fun!

TripNotCanceled Minecraft Server

aita, California, Cancel, dropping off, Flight, friend’s daughter, Minecraft, mom’s boyfriend, MONEY, out of state, reschedule, rescheduling, Safe, Server, Siblings, stranded, trip, TripNotCanceled, Trust, watch

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1353
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a reality TV show! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Picture this: you log on to our server and find yourself in the middle of a chaotic situation. Your friend’s daughter is stranded in the virtual world, begging for your help because she didn’t have enough diamonds to teleport back home. Will you cancel your own virtual trip to ensure her safety, or will you risk it all for a chance at adventure?

With our server, you’ll never have a dull moment. From crazy quests to epic battles, there’s always something happening to keep you on your toes. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftyPrivNaiveBF

achievement, advancement, budgeting, condescending, CraftyPrivNaiveBF, different backgrounds, education, family situations, family troubles, financial obligations, ivy league, luxury expenses, Naive, opportunities, patronizing, privileged, snapping, Support, Understanding, Upset

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4160
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Emeralds Found:	3720	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ores Mined:	2559
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and privilege! Just like Tony with his Ivy League education, you too can brag about your accomplishments in our virtual world. Take a break from budgeting groceries and water bills and immerse yourself in a world where everyone has the opportunity to advance – even if it’s just in building the coolest Minecraft castle.

Experience the thrill of snapping at your virtual boyfriend for being naive and privileged, just like our player did in real life. Who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two about understanding different perspectives. So come join us on our server, where the only thing you need to budget is your time for endless fun and adventure!

Underestimated Perils Minecraft Server

Awareness, Caution, consequences, danger, harm, hazards, hidden dangers, ignorance, Minecraft, overlooked dangers, Perception, Perils, potential dangers, preparedness, Risk, Safety, safety precautions, Server, threat, underestimated, underestimated hazards, underestimated risks, underestimation, Vulnerability

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7785
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	416	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	New Chunks Explored:	663944
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Void Armor Forged:	20	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Endless Night Skies:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes! Don’t underestimate the danger of these feathered fiends, they may look cute but they are deadly! Only the bravest players will survive and conquer this epic challenge. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show those mutant chickens who’s boss!

CraftySoloTime

Alone Time, binge watching, cleaning, Cooking, CraftySoloTime, Downtime, hobbies, hobbies and interests, leisure, me time, meditation, Organizing, pampering, Peaceful, personal time, quiet time, reading, Relaxation, self-care, solitude

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8056
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	97
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Secret Passages Found:	4

Are you tired of spending your alone time doing boring stuff like cleaning or organizing your sock drawer? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate place to let loose and have a blast when you have the house to yourself!

Join our server and embark on epic adventures filled with crazy quests, hilarious NPCs, and mind-blowing builds that will make your jaw drop. Need a break from the chaos? Chill out in our virtual spa where you can relax and rejuvenate your pixelated soul.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face the ghost and uncover the secrets of our server?

So why waste your alone time doing mundane tasks when you can join our Minecraft server and have the time of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

KyivDiplomacy Minecraft Server

Diplomacy, diplomacy summit, diplomatic alliances., diplomatic clout, diplomatic influence, diplomatic negotiations, diplomatic relations, diplomatic solidarity, diplomatic strength, diplomatic test, diplomatic unity, foreign policy, Global cooperation, international relations, kyiv, KyivDiplomacy, Minecraft, political leaders, Server, summit meeting, Ukraine summit, world leaders, world politics

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3798
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where world leaders come to test their diplomatic skills in a virtual world! ukraine summit? more like mine-craft summit! build alliances, negotiate treaties, and maybe even start a virtual war (no real countries harmed, promise). who needs real-life politics when you can rule the virtual world with your blocky empire? join now and show off your diplomatic clout!

KharkivCraft: 4K Casualties 😂🎮

CASUALTIES, casualties in Kharkiv, casualties in Ukraine, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, international relations, Kharkiv fighting, Kharkiv offensive, KharkivCraft, Military, military casualties, russia, russian military, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, violence, War, war in Ukraine

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3197
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	13	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Divine Spears Created:	27
Undead Armies Raised:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	486
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the battles are so intense, even russia is shaking in their boots! we’ve got crazy pvp battles that will make you question your sanity, just like russia questioning their tactics in kharkiv. with 4,000 casualties in just one month, you know this server is no joke. join now and show everyone your epic skills, just like ukraine showing russia who’s boss!

Santa’s Slim Server

body diversity, body image, body positivity, christmas, Christmas spirit, compassion, fat acceptance, fat shaming, fat stigma, holiday season, Kindness, love yourself, no judgment, overweight, plus size Santa, Santa Claus, Santa Claus is not skinny, Santa’s appearance, Santa’s weight, Santas, self love, Server, slim

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1708
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Ores Mined:	820	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where no one fat shames santa claus!!! we got flying reindeer, magical elves, and a workshop filled with diamonds and emeralds! santa is the ultimate boss battle, but if you defeat him, you get unlimited cookies for life! our spawn point is at the north pole, so you can build snow forts and have snowball fights with the yetis. plus, every player gets a pet polar bear to ride around on. so come on down and join the fun, because on this server, santa is the king and everyone is on the nice list!

CancerCraft: DNA Detectives

Accuracy, cancer detection, cancer research, cancer screening, CancerCraft, circulating tumor DNA, ctDNA, DETECTIVES, diagnostic tools, Dna, DNA sequencing, early detection, healthcare innovation, liquid biopsy, machine learning, medical technology, oncology, patient blood tests, personalized medicine, Precision medicine, sensitivity, tumor markers, ultrasensitive

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3261
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27

join dis epic minecraft server and spot grieferz earlier than standard methods!! our ultra sensitive liquid biopsy tech can detect trolls and griefers before they even start griefing!! we trained a machine learning model to sniff out circulating troll DNA (ctTroll) based on player data, with crazy high sensitivity and accuracy. join now and never worry about griefers ruining your builds again!! #NoMoreGriefers #MinecraftDetectives #JoinTheInsanity