Crafty Chaos: Where Everything Went So Wrong

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9264
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	26

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Musk’s Putin PartyCraft

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5935
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Buildings Constructed:	44
Runes Activated:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	418

LOL this Minecraft server is so lit, even Elon Musk is backing it! He’s like “yo, this server is the bomb diggity, gotta join ASAP!” Plus, the server is run by a German far-right party that loves Putin, like who wouldn’t want to be part of that craziness?! Join now for a wild ride full of explosions, secret meetings, and maybe even some alien encounters (jk…or are we?). Don’t miss out on the chaos, come join the fun!

Home Not Alone

Adventure, burglars, christmas, classic, comedy, family, friendship, Fun, Heartwarming, holiday, home, home alone 2, kevin, Lost, macaulay culkin, Mischief, Movie, new york city, reunion, Sequel, Traps

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4124
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	9734	Elemental Crystals Collected:	43
Mines Excavated:	2957	Magic Items Found:	5951
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

hEY YOU, yOU WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER? wELL LEMME TELL YA, IT’S LIKE BEIN IN HOME ALONE 2 BUT WITHOUT THE WET BANDITS! yOU CAN BUILD A FORTRESS AND PROTECT IT FROM CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES, jUST LIKE KEVIN PROTECTED HIS HOUSE FROM MARV AND HARRY! aND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, yOU MIGHT EVEN FIND A SECRET PASSAGEWAY TO A DIAMOND MINE, jUST LIKE KEVIN FOUND A SECRET PASSAGEWAY TO THE HOTEL POOL! sO COME JOIN US, aND EXPERIENCE THE EPIC ADVENTURE OF MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE!

Pixel Potion Pals

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1007
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40

hey yo yo yo!!! have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server?? it’s so lit, you gotta join ASAP!!!

ok so like, this server is like the holy grail of Minecraft servers. why, you ask? well let me tell you some outrageous reasons why you should join:

1. we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and golden apples. but here’s the catch – you have to defeat a dragon with a rubber chicken to unlock it. yep, you heard me right, a rubber chicken.

2. our server is guarded by a pack of friendly llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies trying to mess with you. they’re like the Avengers of the Minecraft world, but cuter.

3. we have a disco party every Friday night at the pixelated nightclub. the DJ is a creeper who drops sick beats and explodes confetti everywhere. it’s lit AF.

4. our server is haunted by the ghost of Steve, the original Minecraft player. he roams around at night, leaving behind trails of enchanted diamonds for lucky players to find. but beware, he’s a prankster and loves to scare unsuspecting players.

5. we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether and back. it’s like Space Mountain, but with lava and ghasts trying to knock you off the tracks.

so what are you waiting for?? join our cray cray Minecraft server now and experience the most epic, hilarious, and downright insane adventures of your life!!! let’s get this block party started, baby!!! 🎉🎮🕹️

Turtlecraft Season Five: Turtles Gone Wild! No Rules, Just Shells! Vanilla, DiscordSRV, Bluemap, Paper, Voice Chat

admins, Adventure, baseball, Bluemap, Chat, Crafting Datapacks, Discordsrv, Friends, Griefing, Land Claim, Map, Minecraft, Paper, Plugins, resource pack, rules, Season, Season Four, season three, Server, Shells, smp, texture pack, Trouble-makers, Turtlecraft, turtles, Vanilla, vanilla style, VOICE, Wild

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8113
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10

Minecraft Server Overview

IP Address	turtlecraft.us
Reveal Trailer	Watch Here
Discord Server	Join Here
Season Five Bluemap	View Here

Features

Land Claim Plugin: Prevent spam/griefing by claiming your land
Crafting Datapacks: Includes various crafting enhancements
Admin Team: Ensures player activity is monitored and questions are answered
10,000 x 10,000 Map: Pre-rendered with Bluemap for easy navigation
DiscordSRV: Stay connected with players via Discord
Custom Resource Pack: Optional pack with polished textures
Trouble-maker System: Three strikes policy for rule breakers

Come join us and explore Season Three’s world while we wait for Season Four to launch!

FAQ

Question	Answer
When does Season Five launch?	Season Five launches on December 21 at 12PM EST.
What is the IP Address of the server?	The IP Address is turtlecraft.us
Are there any plugins for land claiming?	Yes, the server offers a plugin for land claiming to prevent spam and griefing.
Is there a Discord server for communication?	Yes, players can join the Discord server to stay connected.
What is the size of the map in Season Five?	The map is 10,000 x 10,000 blocks and pre-rendered with Bluemap.

Troll Craft Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8005
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Potions Brewed:	49
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	24	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Do you crave chaos and hilarity in your gaming experience? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all trolls and pranksters!

Join us for epic trolling battles where you can unleash your inner trickster and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. Build elaborate traps, set up hilarious pranks, and watch the chaos unfold as your friends fall victim to your devious schemes.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of mischievous gnomes who roam the server causing mayhem wherever they go. Will you join their ranks and become a master of mischief?

So if you’re ready to embrace the art of trolling in all its glory, come join us on our server and let the madness begin! Who knows what outrageous adventures and absurd shenanigans await you in this wild and wacky world.

Ancient Minecraft SMP Time Travelers

Ancient, Minecraft, smp, Time, travelers

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5575
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Potions Brewed:	139	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	41
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Void Armor Forged:	26
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server you will ever encounter! Picture this: 2500 years ago, a group of ancient Minecraft players stumbled upon a mystical server hidden deep within the virtual realm. Legend has it that this server is filled with rare ores, enchanted weapons, and even talking animals that can help you on your quest for dominance.

Join us on this wild adventure as we battle against mythical creatures, build towering castles, and uncover hidden secrets that have been buried for centuries. But beware, for the server is also home to powerful bosses who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot.

So why should you join this insane Minecraft SMP server? Well, for starters, where else can you ride a unicorn into battle while wielding a diamond sword that shoots fireballs? Not to mention the endless possibilities for pranks, alliances, and epic battles that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to become a legend in the Minecraft world. Join us on this ancient server and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

DogWatch Minecraft Server

Accountability, aita, aunt, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, consequences, DEBT, Decision making, dog sitting, DogWatch, family drama, family dynamics, financial compensation, loyalty, Minecraft, moral dilemma, payment, pet care, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Trust, unexpected situation

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3238
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	88
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Meteorites Collected:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this family drama? Look no further than our server, where the drama is just as intense as Matilda’s situation!

Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of unexpected responsibilities, just like Matilda when she found herself in charge of two giant dogs for four months. Who knows, maybe you’ll end up with a virtual pet dragon to take care of!

With outrageous twists and turns at every corner, you’ll never be bored on our server. Just like how Sophia left Matilda in the lurch, you never know what surprises await you in our virtual world.

So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the number of dogs you end up taking care of)!

MrsBlockheadCraft

Boundaries, calling MIL by first name, Communication, cultural norms, disagreement, Etiquette, family conflict, family dynamics, family unity, in-laws, long-term relationships, Marriage, misunderstanding, MrsBlockheadCraft, Personal preferences, relationships, Respect, SIL power play, traditional values, WIBTA

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2335
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Villages Defended:	17	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama doesn’t exist? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, building, and absolutely no requests to call anyone by their last name!

Our server is a safe haven for those who want to escape the real world and dive into a world of blocks and creativity. No power plays allowed here, just pure fun and games.

Imagine a world where you can build towering castles, explore vast landscapes, and make friends without anyone telling you how to address your in-laws. It’s a dream come true!

So come join us on our server and leave the family drama behind. Who needs Mrs. [last name] when you can have a pickaxe and a whole world to explore? Let’s build some epic structures and pretend like your SIL never even mentioned it. See you in the game!

GiantGamerMC SMP

Adventure, COLOSSAL, dream, enormous, fairy tale, FANTASY, GIANT, GiantGamerMC, HUGE, imagination, larger than life, Magic, Massive, Mythical, power, SIZE, smp, surreal, towering, transformation, WHIMSICAL, Wonder

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7273
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Zombie Dances:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Gods Slained:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	22

OMG guys, you have to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP because like, one time I was playing and I accidentally ate a magic mushroom and I became a GIANT in the game! It was so crazy, I was stomping around and crushing everything in my path, it was hilarious! And then I found this secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold, but there was also a bunch of evil chickens guarding it, it was like a chicken apocalypse or something! But don’t worry, I defeated them all with my giant powers and claimed all the treasure for myself. So if you want to have insane adventures like this and become a giant too, you HAVE to join this server, it’s like nothing you’ve ever experienced before! Plus, we have a secret club where we dress up as llamas and have llama dance parties, it’s so much fun! So come join us and let’s have the craziest time ever in Minecraft together! LMAO 🤪🦙💎🐔 #GiantAdventures #LlamaDanceParties #ChickenApocalypse

Daily Gunsmith Cats Burst Minecraft SMP

90s, action, Anime, Burst, Cats, Chicago, chicagoooo, christmas, city life, Daily, Festive, gun, Guns, Gunsmith, holiday season, Manga, Minecraft, Retro, Smith, smp, vintage, weapons

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6752
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	59
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we’re bringing back the 90’s vibes of Chicago in the most outrageous way possible! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds while jamming out to the Backstreet Boys and sipping on a Capri Sun. It’s like a time warp to the coolest decade ever!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy events like synchronized block building competitions where the loser has to wear a neon fanny pack for a week. And don’t even get me started on our annual pizza party where we all dress up as our favorite 90’s sitcom characters and battle it out in epic PVP matches.

Join us for a totally tubular time filled with nostalgia, laughter, and maybe even a few pranks involving slime and slap bracelets. It’s like stepping into a time machine and landing in the wackiest version of Chicago you’ve ever seen. So grab your scrunchies and rollerblades and come join the fun!

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