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ForgottenFails Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5094
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	432	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Are you tired of being a forgotten failure in your country? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape for all the misfits and outcasts of society! Join us and be a part of a community where being a failure is celebrated!

On our server, you can build your own castle made entirely out of cheese, ride on flying pigs, and battle against an army of evil llamas. We also have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like a chicken with its head cut off.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll receive a free pet zombie that will follow you around and do your bidding. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet that grants wishes when you flush it.

So don’t waste another minute being a forgotten failure in your country, join our Minecraft server and become a legend in your own right!

Minecraft SMP: NegroniNation

alcohol, bar, bar scene, celebration, cheers, cocktails, Drinking, excess, Friends, Fun, happy hour, indulgence, Minecraft, mixed drinks, Negroni, NegroniNation, nightlife, ordering drinks, partying, second round, smp, socializing, temptation

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	673
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player accidentally built a roller coaster that launched them straight into a pit of lava. But instead of being mad, they couldn’t stop laughing at the ridiculousness of it all. That’s the kind of energy we have here – pure, unadulterated chaos!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Negroni Bar, where players can indulge in not one, but TWO god damn fucking Negronis! Because why stop at one when you can double the fun, right? Trust us, you’ll need those drinks to cope with the insanity that unfolds on a daily basis.

So if you’re ready to embrace the madness, join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP. Just remember, anything goes here – from accidental roller coaster deaths to impromptu dance parties in the Nether. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

BanBlockz Minecraft SMP

BanBlockz, banned activities, banned behaviors, banned conduct, criminalized behaviors, criminalized conduct, forbidden practices, illegal activities, illegal behaviors, illegal practices, illicit activities, Minecraft, outlawed behavior, outlawed practices, prohibited actions, prohibited behaviors, restricted actions, restricted behaviors, restricted conduct, smp, unlawful actions, unlawful deeds

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7537
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	355
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16

Join our Minecraft SMP where we have the most ridiculous rules ever! We’ve made it illegal to build anything other than giant statues of chickens because, well, chickens are the true rulers of this world. And don’t even think about mining diamonds – those are reserved for the llamas that roam our server, who have declared themselves the rightful owners of all shiny things.

But that’s not all – we also have a strict ban on using any tools other than wooden pickaxes, because we believe in the power of simplicity. And if you’re caught wearing anything other than a pumpkin on your head, you’ll be sentenced to a lifetime of farming nothing but carrots.

So if you’re looking for a truly unique Minecraft experience filled with absurd rules and wacky adventures, join our server today and see if you can survive in our crazy world of chaos and chickens!

BlockyLoveOrNah?

BlockyLoveOrNah, Commitment, Communication, compatibility, compromise, family, growth, Happiness, Intimacy, long term, love, loyalty, Marriage, Partnership, relationships, romance, satisfaction, Stability, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5436
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Are you tired of your boring old marriage? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and leave your real-life spouse behind for a virtual marriage full of adventure and excitement. Who needs stability when you can have blocky love? Plus, our server is filled with crazy quests and challenges that will make you forget all about your real-life problems. So come join us and say goodbye to your boring old marriage, and hello to a whole new world of pixelated passion!

CommanderNasrallah’sMCServer

Assassination, CommanderNasrallahsMCServer, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, escalation, hezbollah, Israel, leadership, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Nasrallah, Political, regional unrest, response, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions, threat, top commander

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7183
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	New Chunks Explored:	379192
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10

Come join our epic Minecraft server where the only scenario you need to worry about is how many creepers you can blow up in one go! We have the craziest PvP battles that will make Israel weep for their top commander. But don’t worry, our players are always ready for any scenario, whether it’s building the biggest castle or trolling your friends with secret traps. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to laugh your blocky butt off on our server!

Lula’s Crazy Craft Land

contested election, Corruption, Craft, crazy, Crisis, Democracy, democracy at risk, democracy in crisis, election, Electoral Process, foreign intervention, fraud, Government, international relations, Land, Latin America, Lula, Lulas, Nicolas Maduro, opposition, political instability, Politics, south america, Venezuela

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9143
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7

Join our epic Minecraft server where everything is a total joke, just like the contested election in Venezuela according to Lula! We have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a magical unicorn that granted them three wishes. They wished for unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, and a hot tub filled with lava. And guess what? All their wishes came true!

But that’s not all. We also have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT, a giant chicken that lays golden eggs, and a talking potato that tells hilarious jokes. Plus, our community is filled with friendly players who are always down for a good laugh.

So come on down to our server and experience the wackiest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of craziness!

MemoryCraft: Stress-Free Gaming with CBG

anxiety reduction, anxiety relief, cannabinoid, cannabinoid research, cbg, CBG benefits, clinical trial, cognitive function, double-blind study, Gaming, human trial, intoxication, memory enhancement, memory enhancement effects, memory recall, MemoryCraft, mental health, placebo-controlled study, stress reduction, stress relief, stressfree, whole plant cannabis, word recall

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1957
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Emeralds Found:	5488	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like smokin’ dat good good CBG strain but without gettin’ all loopy, ya feel me? Like, u can build ur own world and chillax without all da stress and anxiety, it’s like a virtual chill pill, bro.

And get dis, it’s been scientifically proven dat playin’ on dis server can actually make u smarter! Like, u gonna be rememberin’ lists of words like a freakin’ genius, man. It’s like brain training but way more fun, ya know?

So come on, join da party on dis Minecraft server and let’s get our CBG-enhanced memory on, yo! It’s gonna be lit AF, trust me.

PolarLand – Vanilla server on version 1.20x Minecraft server

1.20x, alone, Company, donation, Lag, Minecraft, Mode, Plugins, PolarLand, PvP, Rtp, Server, Sethome, Spawn, Tpa, Vanilla

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	770
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Falling into the Void:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3608	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Towns Built:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

You can play on it both with a company and alone, the server works on versions from 1.20 (Recommended) to 1.21, there is no donation and lags on it, there are only basic plugins on /rtp, /spawn, /tpa, /sethome, well and pvp mode, how could it be without it

95.105.53.186

BlockParty Minecraft Server

81978162, blockparty, long tail tags, Minecraft, Numbers, previous, Server, tags

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3984
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Void Armor Forged:	24
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us and experience the thrill of fighting off zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, or how about riding a pig into battle against a horde of evil villagers?

Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and become a legend in the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

DragonBallSMPSuperCraft

Akira Toriyama, Androids, Anime, Cell, child safety, dragon ball super, dragon ball z, DragonBallSMPSuperCraft, Frieza, goku, japanese animation, Manga, Martial Arts, Namekian, Piccolo, power levels, Saiyan, Super Saiyan, tournament of power, Universe 7, Vegeta

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3965
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing scarier than the creepers is Piccolo! That’s right, this server is run by a rogue Namekian who has taken it upon himself to train the next generation of Minecraft warriors.

Join us if you dare, as Piccolo will challenge you to epic battles and intense training sessions. But beware, if you don’t keep up, you may find yourself in the belly of a hungry Ender Dragon!

But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom. We also have a thriving economy based on trading rare items like golden carrots and enchanted diamond swords. And every Saturday night, we host a dance party at the Nether fortress, complete with disco balls made of glowstone.

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive Piccolo’s training camp. Just remember, in this world, only the strongest will survive.