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Hate It But Craft It Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9503
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Farms Harvested:	371	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Are you tired of dealing with people who actually enjoy pineapple on pizza? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict no pineapple on pizza policy! Join us and never have to worry about encountering such madness again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a team of pizza-loving llamas who will protect you from any pineapple-related threats. So come on over and join the fun – just leave the pineapple at home!

SlimCraft2021

Before and after, Body transformation, determination, dieting, Exercise, FITNESS, health and wellness, Healthy Eating, lifestyle changes, motivation, perseverance, self-discipline, SlimCraft2021, success story, transformation, weight loss, weight loss inspiration, weight loss journey, weight loss motivation, weight loss success, weight loss tips

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3024
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Are you tired of being a chunky Minecraft character? Join our server and watch the pounds melt away as you mine for diamonds and fight off creepers! Our players have reported losing up to 20 pounds in a week just from playing on our server. It’s like a virtual weight loss boot camp, but with more explosions and less kale smoothies. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready to slim down while having a blast in the world of Minecraft!

HezDroneCraft: German Arrests

Arrests, drone parts, extremism, foreign affairs, German, germany, Germany-Israel relations, hezbollah, HezDroneCraft, international relations, investigation, law enforcement, member, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Politics, procuring, SECURITY, Surveillance, suspected, Technology, Terrorism

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	874
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6138	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

so, like, come join our epic minecraft server, where we have more fun than germany arresting some dude for getting drone parts. like, who needs drones when you can have epic adventures in our server, amirite? come build your own drone in minecraft instead, way more fun. plus, we have crazy events like a llama rodeo and a dance party with creepers. join now and be part of the madness!

WWIIIInventionsGalore

aftermath, Conflict, creativity, Development, Future, History, imagination, Impact, innovation, inventions, optimism, Potential, progress, resilience, society, Survival, Technology, War, world war II, WWIII, WWIIIInventionsGalore

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8775
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Magic Items Found:	7523	Star Shards Collected:	274
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4944	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

join this epic minecraft server and see all the crazy inventions that came out of WWIII, like flying pigs and laser-shooting chickens. we even have a secret underground base where you can ride on a unicorn while eating rainbow cake. plus, if you survive the zombie apocalypse event, you get a free pet dragon to ride around on. come join the fun and see what kind of wacky adventures await you!

OpioidBlockParty

addiction, Binding, Biosensors, Brain, brain activity, drug abuse, drug effects, Drug research, Fluorescence, innovation, medical imaging, medical technology, Monitoring, neurology, neuroscience, OpioidBlockParty, opioids, real-time, research, Sensor, Visualization

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8038
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Meteorites Collected:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	152	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have biosensors that light up like a rave party when you find those precious opioids in the game! watch as your brain lights up like a christmas tree as you mine for diamonds and fight off creepers. it’s a wild ride of colors and excitement that will have you hooked for hours on end. don’t miss out on this one-of-a-kind experience, join now for the ultimate high in minecraft gaming!

Serveration SMP: Where Some Vanilla Beans Get Spilled – Adults Only!

Adults, Beans, colors, Community, COMMUNITY SERVER, competitive, comradery, Discord, Economy, Friendly, interactve commands, Leaderboards, Maturity, pre-generated world, rules, Semi Vanilla, Serveration, shopping district, Shops, smp, SPILLED, Teams, Teleportation, Vanilla, сreative server

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1107
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Severation SMP Minecraft Server

Server Type	Semi-Vanilla 18+
Server Software	PaperMC
Whitelisted	Yes
Rules	No griefing or stealing
Server Start Date	28/06

About Us

What started off originally as a friend group playing Minecraft together, evolved into a full blown community server, made by players interested in the community and comradery aspect.

Our Features

Shopping District
Dynmap
Interactive chat commands
Pre-Generated World
Creative Server (coming soon)
Leaderboards

Our Values

Focus on community and interactions
Establishing a good economy
Maturity is important

Joining Instructions

Fill out the application on our Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
What are the server rules?	No griefing or stealing.
How do I join the server?	Fill out the application on our Discord server.
Is there an age requirement?	Players must be 18 years or older.
Are there in-game features like teleportation?	Yes, there are quality of life features like teleportation.

EldenCraft – Minecraft Server

Action-Adventure, Bandai Namco, Build planner, Character planners, eip.gg, elden ring, EldenCraft, Exploration, FromSoftware, Gaming, general, Group password, Interactive map, Lands Between, Latest Patch, Main information document, mapgenie io, Minecraft, open world, patch notes, RPG, Server, spreadsheets

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	479
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride through the lands between, where you can craft, build, and explore to your heart’s content. Our latest patch includes new features like flying pigs and exploding sheep – you never know what you’ll find around the corner!

Create your own character with our character planners and embark on epic quests with your friends. Need help navigating the world? Check out our interactive map to never get lost again.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and receive a group password that will unlock hidden treasures and secret portals. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that is our Minecraft server. So what are you waiting for? Jump in and let the chaos begin!

Pixelated Memories Minecraft Server

ai, Ai photo correction, alex jones, authentic, Blackpilled, blurry, campfires, CANDLES, family, Future, generation, Memories, Minecraft, photo correction, photography, pixelated, pixels, processing, Server, soft focus, subsurface level, uncanny valley effect., Warm, wax statue

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	535
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	New Chunks Explored:	620833
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Towns Built:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as Alex Jones’ conspiracy theories? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you question the very fabric of reality – just like that weird photo of Alex Jones’ family!

Join us and experience a world where pixels blend together like a bizarre AI experiment gone wrong. Who needs sharp focus when you can have a face that looks like a wax statue? It’s like living in a real-life meme!

Forget about traditional photography – on our server, every photo looks like it’s been through a subsurface level photo processing nightmare. You’ll never be able to tell what’s real and what’s AI, just like a generation that’s been raised on blurry, distorted images.

So come on down to our server and embrace the chaos. Who needs authentic photos when you can have a good laugh at the uncanny valley effect? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

BrotherBlock Minecraft Server

Apology, boy who cried wolf, BrotherBlock, communication breakdown, Confrontation, disbelief, emergency, emotional response, family crisis, family dynamics, Gaslighting, hospitalization, lack of trust, Minecraft, misunderstanding, over-exaggerator, panic mode, pettiness, reconciliation, serious injury, Server, skepticism, supportiveness

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2672
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take exaggeration to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, chaos, and over-the-top reactions!

Imagine a world where falling off a ladder turns into a full-blown emergency room visit! Our players are experts at blowing things out of proportion, just like the wife in this story who had her husband running around in a panic.

But don’t worry, we also have a supportive community that will call you out on your BS and make sure you’re not being a gaslighting jerk. Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and ridiculous situations that will make you question reality.

So come on, join our server and experience the ultimate boy who cried wolf situation gone wrong! Just remember, don’t take anything too seriously and be prepared for some outrageous storytelling. See you in the game!

ChunkyCraft: AITA Dropout?

aita, body positivity, Boundaries, ChunkyCraft, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dropout, emotional wellbeing, family, family dynamics, fat shaming, guilt trip, health, intervention, obesity, personal responsibility, relationships, self esteem, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-image, weight

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	456
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Void Armor Forged:	28	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Ores Mined:	8939	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Are you tired of your family constantly nagging you about your weight? Do they keep pushing you to go outside and be more active, but all you want to do is enjoy some delicious food in peace? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all the weight-shaming drama!

Join us on this server where your size doesn’t matter, and you can build your dream world without anyone judging you. No more interventions or guilt trips about missing out on family activities like hiking or Disneyland. On our server, you can be as big as you want and still have a blast!

Forget about your family’s concerns and dive into a virtual world where you can be yourself without any pressure to change. Build a castle made entirely out of cake, create a giant hot dog statue, or just relax in your pixelated paradise without anyone telling you to hit the gym.

So come join us on this hilarious Minecraft server where being fat is not a problem, it’s a celebration! Let’s laugh, build, and eat virtual snacks together while leaving all the weight-related drama behind. See you in the game, chunky champions!