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QuickEatsHealthy – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3233
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Endless Night Skies:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	9667	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously dude. We got diamond armor giveaways every hour, like what even bro? And the mobs drop enchanted golden apples like they’re candy, it’s insane man. Plus, our spawn town is literally a giant disco ball made out of emerald blocks, like who does that? Only us, that’s who.

But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is actually a giant lava parkour course, so you gotta be quick on your feet or you’ll be toast, literally. And our nether is like a tropical vacation spot, with pigmen serving you drinks and blazes giving you sunburns, it’s wild man.

So yeah, if you wanna join the most lit Minecraft SMP ever and have a blast with a bunch of crazy players, then you gotta hop on this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.

CringeCraft

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	335
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Farms Harvested:	112	Endless Night Skies:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	177	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your wildest obsessions!

Join us if you’ve ever had an embarrassing obsession with collecting virtual cats in Minecraft. Our server is overrun with adorable pixelated felines just waiting for you to adopt them all.

Or maybe you’ve always dreamed of building a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

And if you’ve ever found yourself spending hours on end trying to perfect your virtual dance moves in-game, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dance-loving Minecrafters.

So come on down to our server and let your wildest obsessions run wild! Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

AdriansTrueIdentityXDelete

Adrian Dittman, AdriansTrueIdentityXDelete, Censorship, digital footprint, ethical reporting, forced deletion, internet anonymity, investigative journalism, investigative reporting, journalism ethics, Journalists, media integrity, media manipulation, media scrutiny, online investigation, online privacy, press freedom, True Identity, uncovering secrets, uncovering the truth, whistleblowing

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4297
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Votes:	5592
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Falling into the Void:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? like, if you don’t join, you’re missing out on all the fun and craziness.

we have journalists who found Adrian Dittman’s “true identity” and they were, like, forced to delete their posts because it was just too mind-blowing for the world to handle. like, who even is Adrian Dittman? nobody knows, man.

but, like, that’s not even the craziest part. we have, like, secret underground dungeons filled with treasure and monsters that will make you pee your pants. but, like, in a good way.

and the best part? we have a petting zoo with creepers and endermen that you can, like, totally pet and cuddle with. it’s, like, the cutest thing ever.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience all the insanity and fun for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it. or maybe you will, but, like, in a good way.

What is the IP for Here’s Johnny Minecraft Server?

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3502
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Here’s Johnny is a talented musician and singer-songwriter known for his catchy melodies and emotive lyrics. With a diverse musical background and a passion for storytelling, he creates music that resonates with audiences of all ages. Whether performing solo or with a band, Here’s Johnny captivates listeners with his dynamic vocals and heartfelt performances. Keep an eye out for this rising star in the music scene.

Sunlit Isles 1.20

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7086
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Dragon Eggs Found:	2457	Enchantments Applied:	63
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Yo, bro, forget about that meme anime, come join this Minecraft server instead! Why? Because we have creepers that explode into rainbow confetti and zombies that drop diamonds instead of rotten flesh. It’s like a psychedelic trip every time you play! Plus, our PvP arena is shaped like a giant taco because why the heck not? So ditch the anime and come join the madness, you won’t regret it!

BabyShowerDramaCraft

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5467
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Dragons Tamed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	100
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of canceling plans for a baby shower? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for drama, hormones, and scheduling conflicts galore!

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the chaos of trying to plan a baby shower in between weddings, events, and demanding jobs. Will you be able to de-escalate the situation and make it to the baby shower on time? Or will you be caught in the crossfire of hormonal comments and scheduling mishaps?

With outrageous stories like these happening on the daily, our Minecraft server is the place to be for drama, laughs, and unexpected twists. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate baby shower showdown!

EyeRollSMP – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8720
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	New Chunks Explored:	779491
Dragon Eggs Found:	5781	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Ores Mined:	3156	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	21

OMG GUYS, have you heard about this totally epic Minecraft SMP server that is like, the most lit place to be right now? Like, seriously, you gotta join because the admins are like, unicorns who grant wishes and the players are all secretly Minecraft gods in disguise.

I heard that if you join this server, you automatically get a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks. And get this, every time you mine a block, a chorus of baby pandas sing a lullaby to you. It’s like, the most magical place on the internet, I swear.

Plus, there’s this secret underground base where all the players gather to have dance parties and eat cake made of enchanted golden apples. And rumor has it, if you find the secret entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a talking potato named Spudrick.

So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this totally insane Minecraft SMP server? It’s like a dream come true, but in blocky pixel form. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the creeper mafia, they’re a real hoot.

FicCharSwap24: I’d be SpongeBob and live in a pineapple under the sea!

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	234
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9

Ever wanted to swap lives with a fictional character and go on crazy adventures? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and you can become any character you desire for a whole day of mayhem and mischief.

Imagine being Iron Man and flying around the world, saving the day with your high-tech suit. Or maybe you’d prefer to be Harry Potter, casting spells and attending Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. The possibilities are endless!

But be warned, once you step into our server, you may never want to leave. With epic quests, insane builds, and a community of players who are just as wild as you, this is the ultimate virtual playground for all your wildest dreams to come true.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Enchanted Quests 1.21.2

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	422
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! We’re so happy ’cause today we found our friends, they’re in our heads – just like the creepers in the game! We’re so ugly, but that’s okay, ’cause so are you – embrace your blocky beauty with us!

Broke our mirrors? No problem, Sunday morning is everyday on our server, so you won’t need them anyway. Light your candles in a daze as you explore the pixelated wonders of our world – you might even find God (or a diamond)!

Feeling lonely? Shave your head and join us, we’re not sad – we’re just excited to meet you there! And if you’re feeling horny, that’s okay too, because our server’s will is good (whatever that means).

So come on, join us for a cracked-up adventure filled with love, excitement, and maybe even a little killing (of zombies, of course). Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s crack some blocks together!

CraftyCreeperCo-WorkerCrime

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5313
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6550
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Are you tired of dealing with shady coworkers accessing the dark web on your computer? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We guarantee that none of our players will ever hack into your virtual workspace and download illegal content. Join us for a drama-free gaming experience where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest pixelated castle in all the land. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. So come on down and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate spooky Minecraft adventure!