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Blocky Boys and AK47s: The Ultimate Minecraft Server Experience

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8511
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is the same height? Look no further! Our server is so wild, we measure height in AK47s! That’s right, if you’re not taller than 2 AK47s, you won’t even make the cut! Join us for a crazy adventure where the only thing taller than our players is the amount of fun we have. Who needs a tape measure when you’ve got guns, am I right? So come on down and see if you measure up to the competition (literally)!

TallCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7760
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Animals Bred:	31
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	28	Votes:	3141
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

Are you tired of being short in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and become the tallest player in the game! No more struggling to reach high shelves or getting lost in crowds – on our server, you’ll tower over everyone else like a majestic giant! Plus, rumor has it that being tall in Minecraft gives you special powers, like the ability to jump higher and see farther. So why settle for being short in real life when you can be a towering titan in the virtual world? Join now and start living your tall dreams!

PixelPunch Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3749
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	82
Dragon Eggs Found:	3948	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer more riches than a money market account, more excitement than investing in Bitcoin, and more fun than finishing college with no debt! Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can build, mine, and craft your way to success.

With no job and no debt, you’ll have all the time in the world to explore our server and discover hidden treasures. Our community is filled with players who are ready to help you navigate through the virtual world and make the most of your resources.

Forget about relocating to a new state and getting a job, join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft master! Who needs a Roth IRA when you can invest in diamonds and emeralds? Max out your virtual IRA and watch your in-game wealth grow beyond your wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to adulting and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Join our Minecraft server today and let the fun begin!

Pandamonium’s Snacktime Server: No Soup, Just Cakes! 1.21 Hype!

1.21 content, 20 new paintings, 3 new music discs, cakes, Crafters, data pack tech, diamond egg, diamond-based trading economy, enchanced dragon fight, end cities, every new snapshot, EXPERIMENTAL, helpful staff team, hype, mailing, minecraft live, Moderators, nether reset, Overworld, Pandamoniums, Server, Snacktime, Soup, stable experience, the bogged, The Breeze, The Mace, trial chambers, Vanilla, Vaults, Warps, wind charges

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6153
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Potions Brewed:	96
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Holy Grails Found:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Experimental, vanilla, SMP
Snapshot Updates	Every new snapshot with all experiments enabled
Latest Version	1.21 Pre-Release 3
IP	snapshot.pandamium.eu

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. What is Pandamium’s snapshot server?

Pandamium’s snapshot server is an experimental, vanilla, SMP server that updates to every new snapshot with all experiments enabled. Players can be among the first to play with brand new features and explore the game with friends.

2. How often does the server update to new snapshots?

The server aims to update to every new snapshot that comes out, usually every Wednesday, with experimental features enabled such as bundles and 1.21 content.

3. What features are available on the server?

Players can experiment with crafters, Trial Chambers, the breeze, vaults, wind charges, the bogged, the mace, 20 new paintings, 3 new music discs, and more. The server also has multiple towns with a diamond-based trading economy.

4. How many players are typically online on the server?

While the community has gotten smaller since its peak in 2019 to 2022, the server still averages around 10 players online at any given time.

5. Are there any plans for server improvements?

The server plans to rework many aspects, including adding warps and mailing using the latest data pack tech, and introducing more ways to have fun with friends in the snapshots.

PixelPillage Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7880
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Runes Activated:	6	Love Letters Sent:	15
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Welcome to the ultimate Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner warrior and seek revenge on those who have wronged you. Miura and Griffith may have taken everything from you in the Berserk manga, but on this server, you can reclaim your lost treasures and build a kingdom worthy of a true hero.

Join us for epic battles against demons, dragons, and other players who dare to challenge your dominance. Use your crafting skills to create weapons and armor fit for a king, or unleash your creativity in building the most majestic castle the world has ever seen.

But beware, for betrayal lurks around every corner. Will you be a hero like Guts, fighting for justice and honor? Or will you succumb to the darkness like Griffith, sacrificing everything for power?

Join us on this wild adventure and show Miura and Griffith that you are the true master of your own destiny. Let’s conquer this Minecraft world together and create a story that will be remembered for ages to come.

”CraftyCancelled Minecraft Server”

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5814
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Alien Abductions:	4	Enchantments Applied:	108
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Crops Grown:	2132
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that follow the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! Join us for epic battles with flying pigs, secret underground dance parties with creepers, and a chance to ride on the back of a dragon (Disclaimer: dragons may or may not actually exist on our server). Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out here on weekends, so you never know what kind of mischief you’ll get into. So why wait? Join us now and let the chaos begin!

Shark on Ice SMP: Where Vanilla is Semi, and Cicles are Chunky

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	271
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	9528
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	485	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Gods Slained:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-Vanilla
Focus	Quality of Life Mods
Community Size	Tight-knit
Application Process	Yes
Plugins	Anti-Griefing, Anti-Stealing

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

What makes this server unique?

Our server focuses on quality of life mods and has a tight-knit community that’s always ready to welcome new members. We have an application process to ensure a great experience for all players.

Are there moderators available to help?

Yes, our friendly moderators are always available to assist players with any issues they may encounter.

Is griefing or stealing allowed on the server?

No, we have plenty of plugins in place to prevent griefing and stealing, allowing players to enjoy building and exploring in peace.

What kind of community does the server have?

We have a small but amazing community with great lore, countless towns, and a love for hanging out together. Whether you’re looking to make new friends or just relax and enjoy Minecraft, our server is the place to be.

Join our Discord server to learn more: Discord Invite Link

”/b/ Blocks Minecraft Server”

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1042
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Chimeras Created:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the Nether!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, where the winner gets a diamond sword that shoots out fireworks! Build your own castle made entirely out of cake and watch as creepers explode in jealousy.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon that doubles as a DJ on weekends. Dance the night away with skeletons and zombies as they show off their killer moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be warned, things tend to get a little crazy around here.

BigTittyOjouCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4437
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is run by a big titted pink-haired ojou-sama who will answer all your burning questions with a simple yes or no! But be warned, her answers are never straightforward and always lead to hilarious chaos and confusion. Join us for a wild ride filled with unpredictable twists and turns as you navigate through the wacky world of Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even uncover the mysteries of the universe or just end up laughing your ass off. So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the madness begin!

Sharkcicle SMP: Where the sharks are chilled and the vanilla is semi enthusiastic!

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8194
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Votes:	1671
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Dragons Tamed:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla
Focus	Quality of life mods, tight-knit community
Features	Application process, griefing/stealing prevention plugins, lore, towns, roleplaying
Community	Friendly moderators, small but amazing community
Discord	Join our Discord

Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join the server?

Simply follow the application process on our Discord server and a moderator will guide you through joining.

2. Are there any rules on the server?

Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players. These rules are available on our Discord server.

3. Can I invite my friends to join the server?

Absolutely! We welcome new players and encourage you to invite your friends to join our community.

4. Is griefing allowed on the server?

No, griefing is strictly prohibited on our server. We have plugins in place to prevent griefing and stealing.

5. Can I create my own town on the server?

Yes, you are welcome to create your own town and invite other players to join. Just make sure to follow the server rules and guidelines.

EuroCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2481
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old blocks and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is like a world tour without ever leaving your computer!

Join our server and you’ll feel like you’re traveling the world without ever leaving your seat. From the stunning landscapes of Italy to the exotic vibes of Southeast Asia and North Africa, you’ll never get bored exploring our diverse biomes.

And let’s not forget about the drop-dead gorgeous women you’ll meet on our server. Who needs real-life relationships when you can woo a pixelated beauty in the virtual world?

Work? Ha! Who needs to work when you can spend your days building epic structures and battling mobs in our server? With only 25 hours of work a week, you’ll have plenty of time to conquer the virtual world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your never-ending vacation in the world of Minecraft!