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GoonerCraft: Gooners Unite!

Adrenaline, Arsenal, EXCITEMENT, Fan, Fandom, football, Girls, gooner, gooner fuel, GoonerCraft, gooners, gooners assemble, love, OC, Passion, Soccer, sports, Support, TEAM, unite, Victory, weak captions

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	492
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Votes:	9352	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Star Shards Collected:	133
Villages Defended:	11	Mythical Relics Collected:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where all the gooners gather to post the captions that make them weak! We even offer bonus points for using original content or using pictures of girls you know as gooner fuel for captions. Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, creativity, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just find yourself becoming the ultimate gooner master on our server!

Notch’s Unholy Grail

Bible myths, biblical inaccuracies, biblical misconceptions, biblical myths, common misconceptions, false beliefs, false interpretations, false teachings, GRAIL, misconceptions, misconceptions about Christianity, misconceptions about the Bible, Myths, myths about the Bible, not in the Bible, NOTCHS, popular beliefs, religious falsehoods, religious misconceptions, religious myths, Unholy, untrue beliefs

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6064
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1980
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Towns Built:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Ever wondered what would happen if you could ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our custom plugins and mods will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

And if you’re looking for a truly unique experience, look no further than our secret underground dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. But be warned, the dungeon is guarded by a giant talking potato who only speaks in puns.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs the Bible when you have a Minecraft server this epic?

BlockBustersMC

biden, BlockBustersMC, Conflict, Diplomacy, Eliminate, extremism, Hamas, harris, Hostage, international relations, Israeli American, Justice, lament, MIDDLE EAST, murder, Peace, Politics, SECURITY, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3233
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Dragon Eggs Found:	2304
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	16

join our epic minecraft server where we slay creepers and build giant statues of joe biden and kamala harris to honor their quest to eliminate hamas. we have a secret underground bunker where we hide from evil griefers and plot our revenge against the evil ender dragon. come join us for epic battles and hilarious shenanigans, because on this server, anything can happen. just like when biden and harris took down hamas single-handedly with nothing but a pickaxe and some dirt blocks. true heroes, just like us. so come on, join us and be a part of the most insane minecraft server in the universe.

SaudiCraft: Meds & Mayhem Server

Adverse drug events, Clinical pharmacy, drug therapy, error prevention, health outcomes, healthcare policies, healthcare professionals, healthcare quality, healthcare system, Hospital settings, MAYHEM, Medication administration, Medication errors, medication management, meds, patient care, patient safety, Pharmaceutical care, Quality improvement, risk factors, Saudi Arabia, SaudiCraft, Server, systematic review

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	931
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Emeralds Found:	8473	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	10

Yo, so like, if you wanna join a lit Minecraft server, you gotta check out this one! We got more craziness than a llama on roller skates, I’m tellin’ ya.

So, like, picture this: you spawn in and BAM, you’re surrounded by giant floating tacos that rain down diamonds. And get this, every time you mine a block, a disco ball pops out and starts playing “Baby Shark” on repeat.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons filled with zombie nurses trying to give you medication errors. It’s like a whole new level of survival mode, bro.

So come on down to our server, where the only prescription you need is a dose of pure insanity. Trust me, you won’t wanna leave once you’ve experienced the madness.

What is the IP for Jynxzi Minecraft Server?

Guessing ranks, guessing ranks r6, guessing ranks rainbow six siege, jynxzi, jynxzi guessing ranks, Jynxzi Stream, jynxzilive, JynxziR6, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9741
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Jynxzi is a talented content creator known for her engaging and interactive videos on various social media platforms. With a passion for gaming and a vibrant personality, she has amassed a loyal following of fans who appreciate her unique perspective and entertaining content. Jynxzi continues to grow her online presence and connect with her audience through her creative and captivating content.

Atlantis Beta Test: Finding Tester, Custom Gamemode & PvP! Dive In!

Atlantis, base, Beta, Beta testers, Bosses, Custom, custom gamemode, Dive, Dungeons, Events, Factions, finding, gamemode, Koth, leaderboard, Minecraft, Other, Prisons, PvE, PvP, Raid, Server, Skyblock, TEAM, test, Tester, Tnt, Vanilla Survival, warzone

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7590
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Runes Activated:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Secret Passages Found:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Star Shards Collected:	220
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Server Name	AtlantisMC
Custom Gamemode	Vanilla survival, factions, skyblock, prisons mix
Features	– Create a team and claim a base– Raid other bases using TNT– PvE elements with bosses and dungeons– PvP elements with a warzone and PvP events– Team fighting with a team top leaderboard
Beta Test	Next weekend
IP Address	play.atlantismc.club

FAQ

1. What is the custom gamemode of AtlantisMC?

AtlantisMC features a unique mix of vanilla survival, factions, skyblock, and prisons.

2. What can players do on the server?

Players can create a team, claim a base, raid other bases using TNT, participate in PvE elements such as bosses and dungeons, engage in PvP elements in a warzone, take part in PvP events like koth, and compete for the top spot on the team leaderboard.

3. When is the beta test taking place?

The beta test is scheduled for next weekend.

4. How can I join the beta test?

You can join the beta test by connecting to the server IP: play.atlantismc.club

5. Are there expected bugs during the beta test?

Since this is a new gamemode, there may be expected bugs during the beta test as the server is still in testing phase.

PixelPals Minecraft Server

asperger, Asperger advocacy, asperger syndrome, autistic, discrimination, employment discrimination, exclusive communities, High IQ, high-IQ community, high-IQ individuals, intellectual capability, Minecraft, neurodiversity, neurotypical, pathologies, PixelPals, self-segregating, Separatism, Server, social exclusion, social integration, Social Relationships, Talents

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8825
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Meteorites Collected:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Votes:	9430
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Are you tired of being discriminated against for being too smart and too autistic? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect safe haven for high-IQ autistic individuals like yourself! Join us and be surrounded by like-minded individuals who understand your struggles and appreciate your unique talents.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about being judged for your quirky behavior or misunderstood for your intellectual prowess. We only hire the brightest minds, befriend the most socially awkward geniuses, and live in a world where Asperger Separatism is not just a dream, but a reality.

So why wait? Join our server today and start building a community where being different is not just accepted, but celebrated. Let’s show the world that high-IQ autistic individuals are not just capable, but unstoppable when we come together. Welcome to a world where being on the spectrum is not a limitation, but a superpower.

FairyCraft SMP: FairyTale Prime

Adventure, Anime, Erza, Fairy Tail, FairyCraft, fairytale, FANTASY, Gajeel, Gray, guild, Happy, juvi’a, levy, long tail, Lucy, Magic, makarov, Manga, Natsu, Prime, smp, Wendy

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3256
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Emeralds Found:	6672	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

Welcome to FAIRY TAIL’s prime, where magic meets mayhem in the world of Minecraft! Join us on this wild adventure filled with mythical creatures, epic quests, and of course, plenty of drama.

Why should you join FAIRY TAIL’s prime, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Rumor has it that buried deep within our server lies a hidden treasure guarded by a fire-breathing dragon. Will you be brave enough to face the beast and claim the riches for yourself?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a mischievous group of fairies who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Don’t be surprised if you log in one day to find your house covered in glitter or your tools turned into rubber chickens.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary unicorn mount that roams our server. Ride in style as you gallop through the pixelated sunset, leaving a trail of rainbows in your wake.

So what are you waiting for? Join FAIRY TAIL’s prime today and let the magic begin! Just be sure to watch out for those pesky fairies…they’re always up to no good.

ToxicTraitMC SMP

bad habits, emotional baggage, introspection, mental health awareness, negative behavior, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-awareness journey, self-destructive behavior, self-destructive tendencies, self-sabotage, smp, toxic behavior patterns, toxic patterns, toxic personality traits, toxic relationships, toxic trait, ToxicTraitMC, unhealthy coping mechanisms

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6668
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25

Are you the type of player who always steals your friends’ diamonds and blames it on a creeper explosion? Do you have a habit of building giant phallic structures all over the map? Then boy, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, chaos, and plenty of shenanigans.

Our server is home to a group of misfits who thrive on causing mayhem and stirring up trouble. From prank wars that escalate way too quickly to secret alliances that crumble at the drop of a hat, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the epic battles that break out over who gets to control the coveted diamond mines.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where the only rule is that there are no rules, then come join us and embrace your inner chaos. Just be prepared to defend your base from surprise attacks, navigate treacherous traps set by your fellow players, and maybe even make a few frenemies along the way. Trust us, you won’t find another server quite like ours.

CraftyCrushQuest

CraftyCrushQuest, fear of embarrassment, fear of failure, fear of rejection, fear of ruining friendship, hesitance, Insecurity, lack of confidence, lack of courage, low self-esteem, missed opportunities, nervousness, overthinking, second guessing, self-consciousness, self-doubt, shyness, social anxiety, Timing, uncertainty, unrequited love

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9181
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Crops Grown:	1726
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13

Are you tired of being rejected in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can ask out anyone you want without the fear of rejection! Our virtual world is filled with pixelated love potions and enchanted roses that are guaranteed to make your crush fall head over heels for you. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and start crafting your way to a virtual happily ever after!

ResignationCraft Minecraft Server

Career Advice, Career Counseling, Career Transition, employee rights, employment laws, Japanese work culture, job culture, job market, job retention, job satisfaction, job security, labor laws, Minecraft, Professional help, quitting a job, resignation assistance, resignation experts, ResignationCraft, Server, work environment, work-life balance, Workers in Japan, workplace support

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6893
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6

So, like, you ever hear about them workers in Japan? They can’t just quit their jobs, man! They gotta hire resignation experts to help them out. But, like, on our server, you can quit your job whenever you want! No resignation experts needed, just pure freedom, dude. Join us and escape the Japanese work grind, man. Let’s build some crazy stuff together and have a blast!