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GoonerCraft: Gooners Unite!

Adrenaline, Arsenal, EXCITEMENT, Fan, Fandom, football, Girls, gooner, gooner fuel, GoonerCraft, gooners, gooners assemble, love, OC, Passion, Soccer, sports, Support, TEAM, unite, Victory, weak captions

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7397
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where all the gooners gather to post the captions that make them weak! We even offer bonus points for using original content or using pictures of girls you know as gooner fuel for captions. Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, creativity, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just find yourself becoming the ultimate gooner master on our server!

BloodCraft: MetaboMasters

aging, Biomarkers, blood analysis, blood samples, Bloodcraft, chronological age, data analysis, health, health outcomes, Healthcare, Longevity, Medical, Metabolite profile, MetaboMasters, mortality rate, prediction, predictive modeling, public health, research, scientific study, Short-term mortality risk, study

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2023
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Villages Defended:	7
Crops Grown:	9515	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Orbs of Power Found:	11	New Chunks Explored:	557670
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	6

so like, u know how u always wonder when ur gonna kick the bucket? well, dis server has cracked the code with some crazy blood samples and stuff. like, they found out that u can predict when ur gonna die better than just lookin at ur age. like, u can join dis server and maybe they’ll tell u when ur gonna die! how crazy is dat? join now and find out if u gonna live forever or not! lolz.

Vinland’s Wild Ride: Where we mix mods like a blender! 1.20.1 Forge Fun!

1.20.1, AdAstra, AE2, Alexs mobs, Aphoteosis, Artifacts, Awesome Dungeons, blender, Blood Magic, cc, Create, Dungeons now loading, Exploration, FACTORY, farmers delight, Forge, ftb chunks, Fun, Lootr, Mekanism, Mix, Modded, Mods, MrCrayfish’s Furnioture, Productive Bees, Ride, Simply Swords, Technical, Twilight Forest, Vinlands, Wild

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9596
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
New Chunks Explored:	472454	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Star Shards Collected:	138
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Category	Main Mods
Technical	Create, Mekanism, AE2
Exploration	Twilight Forest, Awesome Dungeons, Farther’s Delight
Factory	AdAstra, Productive Bees, CC

Come and join https://discord.gg/wHPh996h6X

FAQs

What mods are included in this server?

Some of the main mods included are Create, AdAstra, Mekanism, Twilight Forest, Blood Magic, AE2, and more!

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by clicking on the Discord link provided above.

Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?

Yes, make sure to read the rules and guidelines provided on the Discord server before joining.

SatisfyCraft Minecraft Server

customer feedback, customer satisfaction, Feedback, IMPROVEMENTS, Launch, launch feedback, launch response, launch success, Minecraft, product development, product improvement, product launch, Satisfied, SatisfyCraft, Server, software, software launch, Technology, Updates, user experience, user feedback, user satisfaction, Version 1.0

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9428
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Void Gems Collected:	32	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Oh honey, if you’re still playing on the 1.0 launch, you’re missing out on all the fun! Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance the Macarena.

Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself wants in on the action. We have secret dungeons filled with loot, hidden portals to alternate dimensions, and a rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether.

But wait, there’s more! We have a petting zoo where you can ride on the backs of baby zombies, a disco party every Friday night with DJ Enderman spinning the tunes, and a hot tub made entirely of lava (don’t worry, we have fire-resistant swimsuits).

So why settle for the boring old 1.0 launch when you can join our server and experience Minecraft like never before? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. See you in the game, fellow blockheads!

”/lol/ – Llama Outlaws League Minecraft SMP”

Aggie archive, Balance patch, Byte Breakers, Clarion Corp, Core Strike, Cup Tournament, custom games, emotes, Launch Trailer, League, Llama, lol, Match History, Minecraft, models, Ody, Omega Strikers, ost, Outlaws, Previous thread, RANK, smp, Stats, Steam, Updates

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9177
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no pizazz? Well, look no further than Ody’s Mega Gay!!! Join our server for a wild ride filled with Byte Breakers – Ody’s new game prototype playset! It’s so revolutionary, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got official full OSTs that will make you groove while you mine, and regarding Final Omega Strikers Updates, let’s just say things are getting spicy. Check your rank and stats on our website, where you can also see your ranked match history.

And if that’s not enough, we’ve got a mega dump of emotes, models, and more that will blow your mind. Plus, our latest balance patch will shake up the game like never before.

Join us for the /omg/ Cup tournament archives, custom games, and Aggie archive that will have you laughing and crying at the same time. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft SMP out there – join now and experience the madness for yourself!

CraftyScape: Own Your Choices Minecraft Server

abusive relationship, Accountability, child support, Choices, co parenting, Communication, Confrontation, consequences, CraftyScape, custody, Divorce, divorce process., Emotional Abuse, financial abuse, job loss, mental abuse, Minecraft, ownership, RESPONSIBILITY, Safety concerns, scapegoat, self defense, separation, Server

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3852
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Are you tired of dealing with emotionally, mentally, and sexually abusive exes? Join our Minecraft server for a drama-free zone where the only thing you’ll be mining is diamonds, not toxic relationships!

Our server is the perfect escape from real-life troubles, like having to split custody of your child with a deadbeat dad who can’t even pay child support on time. On our server, the only thing you’ll be splitting is resources with your fellow players for epic builds and adventures!

And don’t worry about losing your job or dealing with financial threats from your ex. On our server, the only thing you’ll be losing is track of time as you build your dream world block by block.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the real-world drama behind. Who needs therapy when you have a pickaxe and a world of endless possibilities?

CraftyParentzCo-op

after school program, before school program, child support, co parenting, Communication Issues, CraftyParentzCoop, custody agreement, daycare expenses, family dynamics, Family Support, financial responsibility, kindergarten, parental obligations, parenting disagreement, pick up and drop off, school district, school district boundaries, school enrollment, school services, shared custody, split cost

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5741
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	602	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s more intense than arguing over school districts with your baby daddy!

We offer before and after school “daycare” services just like in the real world, but with a twist – you have to pay for it weekly! Split the cost with your ex, just like splitting custody of your child. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you need to take early leave due to complications – we understand the struggle.

But the real fun starts when you try to get out of paying for services you no longer need. Just like in real life, your ex might try to guilt trip you into paying for something you don’t use. Will you stand your ground or give in to the drama? It’s all up to you on our Minecraft server!

So come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable parenting decisions, and more drama than you can shake a pickaxe at. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

DreamyReMinecraft SMP

dream, dream analysis, dream interpretation, Dream Journal, dream recall, DreamyReMinecraft, Experience, FANTASY, Haunting, imagination, lasting impression, Memory, night, Nostalgia, Recollection, Reverie, Sleep, smp, subconscious, surreal, vision, vivid

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6266
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Ores Mined:	8901	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13

Remember that dream where you were riding a giant chicken through a rainbow-filled sky while being chased by a pack of evil llamas? Well, that’s basically what everyday life is like on our Minecraft SMP! Join us for the chance to live out your wildest dreams and create epic memories that will leave you questioning reality. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret portal to a parallel universe where diamonds grow on trees and creepers are actually friendly pets. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

RegretCraft: Life’s Lava Pit

acceptance, biggest regret, Decision making, embracing imperfections, forgiveness, hindsight, lava, learning from mistakes, lessons learned, letting go, life choices, life regrets, Lifes, living with regrets, looking back, missed opportunities, moving forward, overcoming regrets, past mistakes, personal growth, Pit, RegretCraft, self reflection, self-forgiveness

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9850
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Potions Brewed:	119
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Are you still haunted by the time you accidentally punched a villager in Minecraft and started a whole village-wide brawl? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, we embrace chaos and mayhem! Join us and let your regrets be a thing of the past as you unleash your inner prankster and cause havoc wherever you go. Who needs therapy when you have a virtual world to wreak havoc in, am I right? So come on, join us and let’s create some unforgettable memories (and probably get banned from a few servers along the way)!

HezbollahSmashCraft

Axios, Beirut, Conflict, Hashem Safieddine, hezbollah, HezbollahSmashCraft, International, Israel, Israeli, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, News, Official, Operation, Politics, reporter, Senior, strike, Targets, Terrorism

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5294
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Mines Excavated:	2044	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	8586
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1136
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Yo, so like, on this epic Minecraft server, we have this wild event where players can pretend to be Israeli forces launching a strike on Beirut to take down the infamous senior Hezbollah official Hashem Safieddine. It’s like a virtual war zone, but with blocks and stuff. Join us for the most intense and chaotic battles you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Plus, you might even uncover some secret treasures hidden in the rubble. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s blow stuff up together!

Morning Dementia Drop

aging, Alzheimer’s disease, blood draw, brain health, circadian rhythm, cognitive decline, cognitive function, dementia, dementia diagnosis, dementia research, dementia test, Drop, evening blood draw, Medical research, medical testing, Memory Loss, memory problems, morning, morning blood draw, neurodegenerative diseases, neurology, time of day

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3515
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Runes Activated:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got zombies that only come out at night when the blood is drawn, man! And get this, if you take a dementia test in the morning, your memory is gonna be on point, but if you take it at night, you gonna be forgettin’ where you put your diamond sword, bro! It’s like, a whole new level of challenge, ya feel me? So come join us and see if you can survive the night and keep your memory intact, fam! Let’s get this party started, woo!