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GoonerCraft: Gooners Unite!

Adrenaline, Arsenal, EXCITEMENT, Fan, Fandom, football, Girls, gooner, gooner fuel, GoonerCraft, gooners, gooners assemble, love, OC, Passion, Soccer, sports, Support, TEAM, unite, Victory, weak captions

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4096
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where all the gooners gather to post the captions that make them weak! We even offer bonus points for using original content or using pictures of girls you know as gooner fuel for captions. Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, creativity, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just find yourself becoming the ultimate gooner master on our server!

PumpStopperCraft

budget constraints, budgeting, cost of living, economic impact, Expenses, financial challenges, financial strain, fuel consumption, fuel costs, fuel economy, gas prices, gas pump, gas station, inflation, money management, precise filling, price increases, pump control, PumpStopperCraft, rising prices

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	276
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dimension Hops:	12
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of struggling to stop the gas pump on the exact number you want? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, we have a magical gas station where the pump stops on the perfect number every single time! Join us and never worry about overpaying for gas again!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of gas pump whisperers who can communicate with the pumps and make them stop on any number you desire. Want to stop at $20.69 exactly? Done. How about $4.20? Easy peasy. Join us and unlock the power of the gas pump whisperers!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a pet llama named Larry who can predict the future. Want to know if you’ll find diamonds in your next mining expedition? Just ask Larry! He may spit in your face, but his predictions are never wrong.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server today and experience the gas pump perfection, gas pump whisperers, and psychic llama like never before! It’s gonna be a gas-tastic time, trust us!

CraftySTIHideout

committed relationship, Communication, CraftySTIHideout, Disclosure, health, hidden STI, Honesty, lack of disclosure, Prevention, quality sex education, relationship dynamics, RESPONSIBILITY, safe sex, sexual behavior, sexual health, sexual partners, sexually transmitted infection, std, STI, stigma, Trust

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5740
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Zombie Dances:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	65
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15

HEY YOU! YES, YOU! DO YOU LIKE MINECRAFT? DO YOU LIKE CRAZY ADVENTURES AND WACKY SHENANIGANS? THEN COME JOIN OUR SERVER!

WE HAVE MORE FUN THAN A BARREL OF MONKEYS ON A TRAMPOLINE! OUR COMMUNITY IS SO LIT, IT MAKES THE SUN JEALOUS!

JOIN US AND EXPLORE OUR INSANE WORLDS FILLED WITH GIANT CHICKENS, TALKING CREEPERS, AND SECRET TREASURE CHESTS FULL OF DIAMONDS!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE ALSO HAVE EPIC BATTLES AGAINST ZOMBIE LLAMAS AND EVIL SQUID BOSSES!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WILDEST MINECRAFT RIDE OF YOUR LIFE! AND REMEMBER, WHAT HAPPENS IN OUR SERVER, STAYS IN OUR SERVER! WINK WINK 😉🤫🤪

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

BlockyBanter, chinks, collectivist, commie activists, Commies, Competition, Degenerates, envy, Frustration, Humanity, individual strength, inferiority complex, leftist wimps, Minecraft, rusniggers, Server, shitskins, strength in numbers, turd worlders, West, White civilization, white culture, white people

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4772
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Emeralds Found:	398	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Towns Built:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Are you tired of being hated on by turd worlders, commie activists, and other inferior beings? Join our Minecraft server and bask in the glory of White culture and civilization! We are the enlightened ones, the driving force of humanity, and the constant reminder to those who envy us of what they can never achieve.

On our server, you can build magnificent structures, conquer lands, and show those who despise us what true superiority looks like. We welcome all White individuals who want to join us in our quest to dominate the Minecraft world and crush our enemies with our collective strength.

So come on, join us and let’s show the world what true power and greatness really mean. And remember, on our server, White is always right!

VARmadness Minecraft Server

club, complaining, controversy, decision, Drama, EFL, English Football League, football, irony, Keep, Kek, legal action, Mad irony, Minecraft, Nottingham Forest, Server, Soccer, sports, Technology, VAR, VARmadness, video assistant referee, voted

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5328
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Enchantments Applied:	292
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more twists and turns than a Nottingham Forest VAR controversy. Join us if you want to be part of a community that can’t make up their minds about anything – one minute we’re threatening legal action, the next we’re embracing the madness of VAR. Who knows what crazy decisions we’ll make next? It’s a rollercoaster ride of emotions and unpredictability, just like a Forest fan watching a game with VAR involved. So come on, join us and see what all the fuss is about! Just don’t be surprised if things get a little VAR-crazy along the way.

PlateClearerMC

aita, dining customs, dining etiquette, dining experience, dining habits, dining out, empty plate, Etiquette, PlateClearerMC, polite behavior, proper behavior, restaurant customs, restaurant etiquette, restaurants, server etiquette, server interruptions, Servers, social expectations, social norms, table manners

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	146
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	New Chunks Explored:	442153
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Star Shards Collected:	300
Elemental Crystals Collected:	77	Magic Crystals Found:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server where even the plates are given proper etiquette? Look no further! Our server is so polite, even the virtual servers won’t take your plate until everyone at the table is done eating.

Join us for a dining experience like no other, where your virtual manners will be put to the test. Don’t be rude and let the servers take your plate too soon, or risk facing the wrath of your fellow players. Who knew Minecraft could teach you proper dining etiquette?

So come join us on this server where even the plates have feelings, and remember, it’s not just a game, it’s a dining experience!

“OhShitCraft” Minecraft Server

awkward, awkward moment, blunder, consequences, cringe, disbelief, EMBARRASSING, error, faux pas, Guilt, Minecraft, mistake, Oh No!, OhShitCraft, Panic, realization, regret, regretful, remorse, Server, shame, shock, Trouble

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9477
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of chaos and insanity!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of accidentally unleashing a horde of angry creepers into your meticulously crafted castle, or if you enjoy the challenge of trying to survive in a world where the laws of physics seem to have taken a vacation.

Our server is perfect for adrenaline junkies who thrive on the unexpected. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with treasure and traps, or find yourself in a battle against a giant zombie chicken (yes, that’s a thing here).

So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and have a “oh shit what have I done now” moment every five minutes, then come join us on our server. Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen – because on this server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected!

CraftyCouplesChallenges

Adversity, Commitment, Communication, compassion, coping mechanisms, CraftyCouplesChallenges, difficult times, emotional pain, Empathy, Hardship, Heartache, long term relationship, love, partner struggles, patience, personal growth, relationship challenges, resilience, stress, Support, Understanding

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	305
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	520	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Are you tired of watching your partner struggle with basic Minecraft tasks like building a house or finding diamonds? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky world where your partner will have to navigate through a maze of exploding chickens, ride pigs through a lava parkour course, and even battle a giant zombie chicken boss! Watch as they scream in frustration and laugh in delight as they conquer the craziest challenges our server has to offer. So why wait? Join now and give your partner the ultimate Minecraft experience they’ll never forget!

GayCraft Minecraft Server

adult content, Dagestan, Dagestan police, discrimination, entrap, entrap gay men, entrapment, entrapment by police, entrapment online, forced, Gay Men, GayCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, Minecraft, ONLINE, online entrapment, Police, provider, Russian, Russian provider, Server

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2564
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	1985
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	33
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Animals Bred:	55	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

so, like, imagine this: you’re just chillin’ in this minecraft server, right? but then, outta nowhere, you find out that it’s actually run by a russian adult content provider who got caught up in some crazy scheme with the dagestan police to trap gay men online! like, what even is that?!

but wait, it gets even crazier! they’re like, “join our server for the most insane adventures and mind-blowing challenges!” like, who wouldn’t wanna be a part of that madness, amirite?!

so, if you’re lookin’ for a minecraft server that’s got more drama than a soap opera, then this is the place for you! join now and see what wild shenanigans await you in this wacky world of minecraft madness!

MissileMayhemCraft

aggression, British, Conflict, Defense, deployment, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, Military, MissileMayhemCraft, Missiles, nuclear weapons, putin, russia, SECURITY, strike, Targets, Tension, Threats, Western

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8401
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	492	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	309	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	13

Yo, yo, yo! Have you heard about this cray-cray Minecraft server where Putin is threatening to deploy missiles to strike British and Western targets? Like, bruh, talk about intense PvP action! Join our server and see if you can dodge those missiles while building your epic base. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have world leaders threatening each other with virtual weapons? Come join the chaos and see if you can survive the ultimate showdown on our server. It’s gonna be lit, fam!

Time Flies MC

flies, Time

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8820
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Animals Bred:	139
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where time be flyin by like a rocket ship on steroids. u kno how dey say an hour feel shorter as u get older? well on dis server, an hour feel like 5 minutes cuz we got time warp technology or sumthin. u be buildin ur epic castle and next thing u kno, it be lunch time.

we got unicorns ridin around, shootin rainbows out their butts. we got creepers doin the cha cha slide in the corner. we even got a secret portal to a dimension where all the blocks be made of candy. u can munch on a chocolate brick while u mine for diamonds.

so come join us on dis wacky minecraft server where time be playin tricks on u and every day be a party. who needs reality when u can have a blast in our virtual wonderland? let’s get this party started, y’all!