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Date Night Minecraft Server

advice, chemistry, coffee, Communication, compatibility, Connection, Conversation, date, DATING, future plans, getting to know each other, girl, Interest, Meeting, Minecraft, mixed signals, next steps, night, Potential, relationship, second date, Server, uncertainty

So, picture this: you’re on a date with a girl, right? And you’re hitting it off, having a great time, when suddenly she drops the bombshell that she wants to meet up again for coffee next week. Now, you might be thinking, “Did I mess up? Am I in the friend zone?” But fear not, my friend! Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be swimming in so much virtual love and attention that you won’t even remember what it’s like to worry about real-life dates. Plus, rumor has it that if you build the perfect pixelated coffee shop on our server, you’ll attract all the girls like bees to honey. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the virtual romance begin!

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Collab King Ojiro Makoto’s Minecraft SMP Shenanigans

Anime, collab, collaboration, collaboration decision, collaboration direction, collaboration failure, collaboration focus, collaboration impact, collaboration influence, collaboration shift, collaboration strategy, collaboration success, collaboration trend, collaborations, Creative, Entertainment, Industry, King, Makotos, mari okada, Minecraft, New Project, Ojiro, Ojiro Makoto, Partnership, Shenanigans, smp

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky world where Ojiro Makoto and Mari Okada have teamed up to create the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft experience ever.

Why join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds when you feed them cake. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing Enderman.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also rumored to be haunted by a mischievous group of zombie villagers who love to prank unsuspecting players. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, surprises, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Ojiro Makoto and Mari Okada would want you to!

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FrescaGate Daycare

accusations, Apology, Babysitting, bedtime routine, Bonding, child care, Communication, cousin, daycare, family drama, Family Events, forgiveness, Fresca, FrescaGate, misunderstanding, overnight babysitting, PAJAMAS, parenting, relationships, Resentment, Trust, trust issues

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join us for some wild adventures and crazy stories that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

Imagine this: you’re babysitting your cousin’s kid in Minecraft and accidentally give them a potion of invisibility instead of a bottle of milk. Chaos ensues as the kid disappears into thin air, only to reappear riding a pig through the Nether. Can you save the day and bring them back safely?

Or how about this: you build a giant castle in our server, only to have it stolen by a band of mischievous villagers who claim it as their own kingdom. Will you negotiate with them peacefully or wage war to reclaim your rightful throne?

With endless possibilities and ridiculous scenarios, our Minecraft server is the place to be for non-stop laughter and excitement. Join us now and let the craziness begin!

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ThriftyGifts Minecraft SMP

affordable, appreciation, budget-friendly, Cheap, CONTENT, delighted, gift, Grateful, Gratitude, Happiness, inexpensive, joy, Minecraft, simple pleasure, small gesture, smp, Surprise, thankful, thoughtful, ThriftyGifts, token of affection, Value

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you’re ready to embark on a wild journey filled with laughter, pranks, and shenanigans galore.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that our server is home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops. Yes, you heard that right. Diamonds from flying pigs. Need I say more?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also rumored to be haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Don’t be surprised if your house suddenly turns into a giant cake or if you find yourself riding a llama with a mustache.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every new player who joins our server gets a pet chicken that lays golden eggs. That’s right, free gold just for signing up!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you on the other side!

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CraftyClan: Family Over Diamonds!

balance, Choices, CraftyClan, Decision making, diamonds, emotional wellbeing, family, Financial Stability, fulfillment, Happiness, importance of family, importance of money, Life decisions, Long-term goals, love, MONEY, personal growth, Priorities, relationships, success, VALUES, wealth

Are you tired of choosing between money and family in real life? Well, on our Minecraft server, you don’t have to choose at all! Join us and build a mansion made of diamonds for your family while swimming in a pool of emeralds. Who needs money when you can have both on our server? Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually your long-lost cousin looking for a family reunion. Join now for a chance to reunite with your dragon kin and become the richest family in all of Minecraft!

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KangarooCraft: The Land Down Under with extra shrimp on the barbie. No dingos allowed!

Allowed, ban evasion, barbie, Chunks, common sense, Community Resources, Contraptions, Currency, dingos, EXTRA, future plans, Griefing, guides, HACKING, KangarooCraft, Land, Land claiming, LIVESTREAMS, Network, Redstone, rules, Shrimp, smp, Spamming, spectator, Teleport, Vanilla
Server Overview

IP mc.aus.gg

Server Location Sydney, Australia

Discord invite link https://wiki.aussiesmp.com/other/discord

Apply here https://wiki.aussiesmp.com/apply-now

AussieSMP

The AussieSMP is an Australian hosted Survival server with a small community of players from around the world. The server is a whitelisted application-based server to ensure a safe and cultural fitting environment. The gameplay is mostly vanilla with some extra quality of life features like teleports and methods to protect from griefing.

Features
Rules
If you want to play Minecraft with friends or solo, this server is a great choice for you.

FAQ

1. How can I join the AussieSMP server?

To join the server, you need to apply through the link provided above. The server is whitelist-based, so applications are necessary.

2. Is the server purely vanilla?

The server has some extra features like teleports and an economy backed by diamonds, so it’s not a completely pure vanilla experience.

3. What is the server’s location?

The server is hosted in Sydney, Australia.

4. Are there any rules to follow on the server?

Yes, there are rules in place to maintain a respectful and enjoyable environment. Not following the rules may result in removal from the community.
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Pixel Palace Minecraft Server

Asian decor, bonsai trees, cultural heritage, home, interior design, Japan, japanese architecture, Japanese craftsmanship, Japanese culture, Minecraft, minimalist decor, natural materials, Palace, peaceful living, PIXEL, Server, shoji screens, Sliding Doors, tatami mats, tea ceremony, traditional home, traditional Japanese home, traditional living, Zen living

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Japan is not just a country, it’s a way of life! Join us on this wild ride as we explore the land of the rising sun in pixelated glory.

Ever wanted to ride a giant sushi roll through a field of cherry blossoms? Well, now you can! Our server offers unique custom mounts that will have you zipping through the landscape like a true samurai.

But that’s not all – our PvP battles are so intense, they make Godzilla vs King Kong look like a friendly game of tag. Test your skills against other players in epic duels that will leave you breathless (and possibly in need of a new keyboard).

And don’t even get us started on our custom mini-games. From sumo wrestling with creepers to karaoke nights in the Nether, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience Japan like never before – just don’t be surprised if you end up craving ramen for the rest of your life!

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Cuck Wins Minecraft SMP

BDSM, cuck, cuckold, Cuckolding, exhibitionism, FANTASY, fetish, hotwife, Intimacy, kink, Minecraft, open relationship, Polyamory, relationship, Roleplay, sharing, smp, Submission, Submission in relationships, taboo, Trust, voyeurism, Wins

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the drama is as juicy as a ripe watermelon! Join us if you want to see the most outrageous pics that cucks have sent of their girls – we’re talking full-on collections of their favorite snaps! It’s like a virtual peep show, but with pixelated blocks instead of real people. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a scandalous adventure unlike any other!

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SibSquadMC: AITA for Group Text?

Communication, efficient communication, estate dispute, family communication, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family obligations., family relationships, family updates, group, group messaging, group text, middle child, RESPONSIBILITY, sibling rivalry, Siblings, SibSquadMC, surgery update, text

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is left at the door and the only fighting you’ll see is in epic PvP battles! Join us for a server experience like no other, where you can escape the chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world of creativity and adventure.

Need a break from dealing with your wife’s siblings and their never-ending arguments? Look no further! Our server provides a safe haven where you can focus on building, exploring, and having a great time with fellow players. Plus, our community is always ready to lend a helping hand or engage in some friendly banter.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a place where sending a group text doesn’t result in a family feud? Where surgery updates are met with excitement instead of estate disputes? Only here, where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to use for your next build.

Don’t be the “asshole” in your family, join our Minecraft server today and leave the drama behind! Who knew escaping reality could be this much fun?

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JoyfulBlock Minecraft SMP

appreciation, Contentment, everyday joy, everyday pleasures, finding joy, Gratitude, Happiness, happiness in simplicity, joy in everyday moments, joy in simplicity, JoyfulBlock, lasting contentment, lasting happiness, life’s simple pleasures, little things, mindfulness, Minecraft, simple delights, simple joy, simple pleasures, small joys, small moments, smp

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a diamond in a cave? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for non-stop hilarity and chaos!

Join us for a wild ride where the creepers are friendly, the pigs can fly, and the chickens are secretly plotting world domination. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where the villagers let loose and show off their best dance moves. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep.

So why settle for a boring old Minecraft server when you can join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing for days? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

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IP	mc.aus.gg
Server Location	Sydney, Australia
Discord invite link	https://wiki.aussiesmp.com/other/discord
Apply here	https://wiki.aussiesmp.com/apply-now

Server Overview

AussieSMP

Features

Rules

FAQ

1. How can I join the AussieSMP server?

2. Is the server purely vanilla?

3. What is the server’s location?

4. Are there any rules to follow on the server?