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BlockRockinBeats: Where Creeper Jams and Endermen Dance! 🎵

banger, blast from the past, BlockRockinBeats, classic, creeper, Dance, endermen, Favorite, good times, Hits, jamming, Jams, Listening, long trail, Memories, Music, music therapy, Nostalgia, Oldies, playlist, Reminiscing, Throwback, Tunes, Vimeo, years ago

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9007
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5765	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
New Chunks Explored:	946179	Dragon Scales Harvested:	111
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Enchantments Applied:	107	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Crops Grown:	4172
Buildings Constructed:	32	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and non-stop laughter.

Picture this: you log onto our server and are immediately greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. These pigs are here to party and they want you to join in on the fun! But be careful, they may challenge you to a dance-off for some epic loot.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a game of tic-tac-toe, you will be rewarded with a diamond sword that shoots lasers. Yes, you heard me right, LASER SWORDS.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you there!

DickridingCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server for /a/ Fans!

A, animation, Anime, bottom-of-the-barrel, Character development, critique, dickriding, DickridingCraft, Disappointment, fallen standards, Fans, filler show, horrible generic soundtrack, low quality., mid-2005, Minecraft, Nick Jr., no meaningful characterization, review, Server, Soundtrack, stiff animation, television, Ultimate

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1462
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Runes Activated:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Emeralds Found:	1257
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Are you tired of boring, stiff animations and lackluster soundtracks on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that will make you question reality itself. Our characters are so well-developed, you’ll swear they jumped right out of a Nick Jr. show from the mid-2000s. And don’t even get us started on the soundtrack – it’s so generic, it’s practically iconic.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has such high standards that even /a/ has fallen in love with it. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining our server will unlock hidden powers within you that you never knew existed. So what are you waiting for? Come join us for the ultimate Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about gaming.

Modtastic Minecraft Madness – Because Vanilla is Overrated!

add-ons, alterations, changes, Customization, Enhancements, Game, gameplay, improve, IMPROVEMENTS, madness, Minecraft, modifications, Mods, Modtastic, Overrated, Tweaks, Upgrades, Vanilla, video game

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9957
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft with its basic features and lackluster gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server is so jam-packed with mods that your head will spin faster than a creeper on a sugar rush. We’ve got mods that turn all the pigs into flying unicorns, mods that make every block explode when you touch it, and even a mod that turns the Ender Dragon into a friendly kitten that just wants to cuddle. Join our server and experience Minecraft like never before – just be prepared to have your mind blown (literally, if you’re not careful around those exploding blocks)!

Crafty Faggots: The Ultimate Minecraft Server – No WWIII Here!

Apocalypse, Conflict, Crafty, DECLARATION, distraction, Faggots, fear-mongering, global crisis, iran, Israel, j lo, Media, Minecraft, nukes, Politics, Propaganda, Server, speculation, Ultimate, uncertainty, War, world events, WWIII

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3382
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Falling into the Void:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Crops Grown:	2246	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Are you tired of worrying about WWIII and constantly checking the news for updates on potential nuclear war? Well, worry no more because our Minecraft server offers a safe haven from all the chaos and destruction of the real world!

Join us and escape to a world where the only explosions you’ll hear are from creepers blowing up your house (but don’t worry, we have grief protection)! Our server is so peaceful that even J.Lo’s love life drama can’t touch us. Plus, our community is so tight-knit that we’ll have your back during any zombie apocalypse that may come our way.

So come on, leave the worries of the real world behind and join our server for some epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a whole lot of fun! Who needs WWIII when you can have a blast with us in Minecraft?

Crafty AF: Making Online Friends Since ’09

1. MakingFriendsOnline, 10. FriendMakingStruggles, 11. DiscordIssues, 12. OnlineGaming, 13. ToxicServers, 14. OnlineSocializing, 15. InternetResentment, 16. ModernInternet, 17. OnlineFriendshipFailures, 18. DiscordDrama, 19. OnlineFriendSearch, 2. DiscordStruggles, 20. InternetDoom, 3. OnlineFriendships, 4. Frustration, 5. SocializingOnline, 6. AutisticChallenges, 7. InternetHate, 8. FindingConnections, 9. OnlineCommunity, Crafty, Friends, making, ONLINE

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7896
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Towns Built:	7
Runes Activated:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Dimension Hops:	14
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

Are you tired of joining boring, toxic Discord servers full of normies, egirls, and fags? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of fun and chaos. Our server is filled with hilarious antics, outrageous stories, and a community of true gamers who are asocial, autistic, and ready to make some real connections. Say goodbye to the boring internet and hello to a world where you can be yourself without judgment. Join us now and experience the true meaning of online friendship – or just have a good laugh at the craziness that ensues. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join our server today!

Blocky Booty Adventures: ‘One Piece’ Edition

30 Years, Abilities, Adventures, akuma no mi, Anime, blocky, BOOTY, determination, devil fruit, Edition, Fruit, Manga, Mystery, one piece, Origins, Piece, Pirates, Powers, shonen jump, speculation, speculation trail., Supernatural, theory, time to end it, ultimate thread

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4801
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Votes:	3294
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Potions Brewed:	106
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Dragons Tamed:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the ultimate Akuma no mi thread that will blow your mind! Are you tired of boring old servers that don’t challenge your intellect? Well, look no further because on our server, we are diving deep into the origins of Devil Fruits.

Join us as we embark on a quest to uncover the mysteries of Devil Fruits that have baffled players for years. Is it possible that Devil Fruits were actually created by ancient aliens who visited Minecraft world? Or maybe they were a gift from a magical unicorn who wanted to spice up the gameplay?

Whatever your theory may be, come join us on our server and let’s put an end to this debate once and for all. Who knows, you might even uncover the ultimate Devil Fruit that will give you superpowers beyond your wildest dreams. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the adventure begin!

SmellCraft: Where Even the Creeper’s Farts are Legendary

1. Smell, aroma, Arousal 5. Sensory, Asshole, CREEPERS, desire, Erotic, FANTASY, farts, Imagery, INTIMATE, Legendary, Naughty, Provocative, scent, Sensation, Sensation 2. Scent, Sensory, Sensual 4. Fantasy, SmellCraft, taboo, Taboo 3. Aroma

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8811
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Animals Bred:	163	Ores Mined:	9964
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Votes:	7386	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Astral Projections Made:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as the smell of that creeper’s asshole! Join us for a chance to explore a world where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs), diamonds rain from the sky (watch your head!), and the zombies do the Thriller dance on Tuesday nights.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian (his jokes are fire, literally). And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of sassy llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to enter without a llama-approved outfit.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – including the smell of her asshole.

Blocky Booty Bounce

1. Whorenene, ai, Artificial Intelligence, Assistant, blocky, BOOTY, bounce, Brainstorming, collaboration, Communication, creativity, efficient, Generate, Helpful, Innovative, inspiration, list, long trail tags, productivity, tags, Technology, Unique, Whorenene

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1987
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9716
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Chimeras Created:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than Whorenene! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a magical land where pigs could fly and diamonds grew on trees. This land was known as Whorenene, where the sun always shines and the creepers dance to dubstep. Join our server and you too can experience the wonders of Whorenene!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you will be rewarded with a diamond sword that shoots laser beams!

So what are you waiting for? Join Whorenene today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just watch out for those flying pigs… they tend to drop anvils on unsuspecting players.

Blocky Blunders: ‘Kill me’ Edition

anguish, blocky, Blunders, coping mechanisms, cry for help, Darkness, death, depression, Despair, Edition, emotional pain, Inner Demons, kill, Kill me, mental health, mental illness, seeking help, self harm, Suffering, suicidal ideation, suicidal thoughts, Suicide prevention, Therapy, Torment

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1524
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground roller coaster that leads to a treasure trove of enchanted golden apples. But be warned, our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

If you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosive sheep), then come join us and prepare to have your mind blown (literally)! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring a spare pair of diamond armor, because things are about to get epic!

Crafting with Captain America’s Navy

America’s Navy, Americas, brave, captain, courage, Crafting, Duty, Excellence, freedom, Honor, leadership, Military, Navy, patriotism, Protection, Proud, sacrifice, Say something nice, service, strength, Support, tradition, united states

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	888
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	24
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Crops Grown:	3286	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a pet zombie named Bob who will follow you around and do your bidding. Need someone to mine for you? Bob’s got you covered! And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a secret underground disco party every Friday night where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself!