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Chink Nene’s Return 1.20.6

1.20.6, Asian American, Backlash, Bravo, chink, controversy, cultural insensitivity, Diversity, ignorant comments, inclusion, Nene, Nenes, offensive language, problematic behavior, public figure, racial slur, racism, Real Housewives of Atlanta, reality tv, RETURN, social media, Stereotypes, WTF

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4674
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Ores Mined:	8703
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Runes Activated:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Lol, bruh, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a crazy rollercoaster ride through a rainbow dimension where nenes are chinks and chinks are nenes.

I mean, who wouldn’t want to experience the mind-bending chaos of a world where up is down, left is right, and nenes are chinks?

Join now for a trip into the wackiest, wildest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, who knows in this topsy-turvy world of chinks and nenes!

BroSleepOvers – No AITA Here!

aita, apartment, Boyfriend, BroSleepOvers, city, Comments.., male friends, mom, relationship, Respect, scolding, sleepover, Sour Taste, train station, Trust, Upset, Visit

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9748
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Hey there Minecrafters!

Join our server for a wild and crazy time filled with adventure and laughter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a hidden treasure filled with diamonds and emeralds. But beware, for there are also creepers lurking around every corner ready to blow you up!

But fear not, for our community is filled with friendly players who will help you build the most epic structures you’ve ever seen. Need a castle? A rollercoaster? A giant statue of a potato? We’ve got you covered!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that on our server, you can have as many male friends visit your virtual house as you want without anyone judging you. In fact, we encourage it! So come on over and join the fun – your mom might not understand, but we sure do! 😂

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the Minecraft madness begin!

GazaCraft Minecraft Server

Captivity, captivity in Gaza, emotional distress, freed captive, freed hostage, gaza, gaza conflict, GazaCraft, Hostage, hostage release, Keith Siegel, mental health, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, resilience, Server, Starved, Survival, survival story, Tortured, Trauma recovery, traumatic experience, war zone

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5148
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Mines Excavated:	1222	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

are you tired of being starved and tortured in real life? come join our minecraft server where you can be starved and tortured in a fun and safe environment!

imagine being held captive in gaza, but instead of feeling scared, you’re actually having a blast building and exploring in our virtual world!

join now for the ultimate hostage experience, where you can escape reality and immerse yourself in a world of blocky fun!

don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a virtual prisoner and make new friends along the way! join our server today and start your journey to freedom (or maybe just more captivity, who knows?)!

ZelenskyyCraft: Armed EU Forces

Armed, armed forces of Europe, Creation, Defense, Demand, diplomatic relations, European military, european union, forces, Geopolitical, global affairs, International security, military alliance, military cooperation, Military integration, nato, Peacekeeping, president, The Times of India, Time has come, Ukraine, zelenskyy, ZelenskyyCraft

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	355
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? well, come join our server where we have the most epic battles and crazy adventures!

picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of zombie pigmen attack you. but don’t worry, because our server has a secret weapon – a giant army of flying pigs that will swoop in and save the day!

if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server has a hidden portal that leads to a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows. you can ride unicorns, collect rainbow blocks, and even battle evil leprechauns for their pot of gold!

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the most insane minecraft adventures of your life! Time has come to join the madness!

TheosisMC

added features, auction house, bedrock edition, Cosmetics, Cross-Platform Friend, crowbar, Custom Items, Discord, Economy, expensive, Grief Protection, Hardcore, in-game shops, java edition, Land claiming, Minecraft, multiplayer, non pay-to-win, player-driven, premium rank, server address, Soup of Life, Survival, theosismc, trade system, trusted members, Vanilla, Vip

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6467
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

TheosisMC Server Overview:

Features	Hardcore survival multiplayer
Supported Editions	Java Edition and Bedrock Edition
Main Features	An economy-driven gameplay with player-to-player trading Land claiming system for base protection Custom items: Crowbar and Soup of Life
Pay-to-Win	Non-pay-to-win with cosmetic VIP rank
Server Address	play.theosismc.com
Discord	Join our Discord server

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What is TheosisMC server about?	TheosisMC is a hardcore survival multiplayer server for both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition with unique gameplay features.
How can I join the server?	You can use the server address “play.theosismc.com” or add “TheosisMC” as a friend on Xbox/cross-platform to join.
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, TheosisMC is non-pay-to-win with a cosmetic VIP rank.
What are the main features of the server?	The server features an economy-driven gameplay, land claiming system, and custom items like the Crowbar and Soup of Life.

Anti Love Zone 1.20.2

1.20.2, alone, Anti, anti-valentine, bitter, celebration, Cupid, dislike, February 14th, hate, HEARTBREAK, loathe, long tail, love, negative emotions, now.., Over.., relationship, Resentment, Romantic, single, tags, Valentine’s Day, Zone

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3650
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	98	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Void Gems Collected:	16	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Yo, forget about Valentine’s Day, that’s so last week! Join our Minecraft server and escape the lovey-dovey crap with us! We don’t need hearts and flowers, we need diamonds and creepers!

On our server, you can build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even find some virtual love with a fellow player who also hates Valentine’s Day! Who needs romance when you have a diamond sword, amirite?

So come join us and let’s celebrate Anti-Valentine’s Day in style! Who needs love when you have a blocky world to conquer? Let’s show Cupid who’s boss!

BroSpeak Minecraft Server

BroSpeak, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, dinner time, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful language, Emotional Abuse, family conflict, family dynamics, family dysfunction, hurtful comments, lisp, Minecraft, parenting, recording, scolding, Server, sibling relationship, speech impairment, threat, toxic behavior, verbal abuse

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9738
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Towns Built:	10
New Chunks Explored:	725108	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to threaten to throw away your virtual food if you mispronounce it! Our server is a safe space for all players, even those with lisp-like speech patterns.

Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and maybe even some potato-related drama. Who knows, you might even encounter a virtual mom who threatens to hurt you in the face if you talk back – but don’t worry, we’ll have your back!

So come on over and join our server, where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is crafting the perfect potato farm. And remember, if anyone tries to throw away your virtual food, just tell them to take a hike – we’ve got your back!

Mommy’s Money Mix-Up

college expenses, college fund, college savings, college savings stolen, family betrayal, family conflict, family loyalty, financial betrayal, financial deception, financial fairness, financial responsibility, inheritance issues., mixup, Mommys, MONEY, parental decisions, sibling rivalry, sibling support, stepbrother’s tuition, stepfamily dynamics, stepfamily relationships, trust broken

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4474
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	76	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Players Killed by Monsters:	9885
Buildings Constructed:	45	Star Shards Collected:	61
Dragon Eggs Found:	8771	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3783	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

Are you tired of your Minecraft savings being spent on someone else’s tuition without your consent? Then join our Minecraft server where we promise not to touch your hard-earned diamonds for anyone else’s benefit!

Imagine logging in one day to find out that your precious emeralds were used to pay for your stepbrother’s enchanted armor. Sounds ridiculous, right? Well, on our server, we guarantee that your resources will be safe from any sneaky family members trying to steal them.

Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into sharing your loot just because they made poor financial decisions. Join our server and build your empire without worrying about someone else’s tuition fees draining your hard-earned loot.

So come on over and join us, where your diamonds are yours and yours alone. No more sharing with stepbrothers or anyone else trying to mooch off your success. Let’s mine and craft in peace, away from the drama of family finances gone wrong!

Time Looped: Mine for Eternity

Cycle, Endless, ETERNAL, Eternity, Groundhog day, hour, Infinite, Life, Looped, never ending, never escape, Paradox, past, Repetitive, Stuck, temporal anomaly, Time, Time Loop, time manipulation, time travel, Trapped

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	429
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Star Shards Collected:	212	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Animals Bred:	110	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Are you tired of being stuck in a boring time loop where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the endless cycle of monotony and embark on epic adventures that will make you forget all about your time loop woes!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where time loops are a thing of the past (literally). You can build magnificent castles, explore mysterious dungeons, and even ride on the backs of flying pigs (yes, you read that right).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of time travelers who will teach you how to manipulate time to your advantage. Want to relive your favorite moments over and over again? Done. Need to fast forward through a boring meeting? No problem. With our time-bending powers, the possibilities are endless.

So why waste your life stuck in a time loop when you could be living it up on our Minecraft server? Join today and say goodbye to the endless cycle of boredom!

CommuniCraft: ChinaEU LOL

China, ChinaEU, collaboration, Communication, CommuniCraft, cooperation, cross-cultural communication, dialogue, Diplomacy, diplomacy talks, diplomatic relations, enhance communication, EU, european union, foreign affairs, global politics, international dialogue, international relations, lol, negotiations, Partnership, Trade, WILLINGNESS

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8804
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Star Shards Collected:	185
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Secret Passages Found:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

so, like, this server is like the craziest place in all of minecraft land. we got pigs flying, cows doing the macarena, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

if you join this server, you’ll be like a superhero with superpowers. you can shoot diamonds out of your eyes, ride a dragon to battle, and summon a herd of llamas to protect you from evil mobs.

but wait, there’s more! our server has a secret underground city where you can trade with alien villagers from outer space. they have the best deals on enchanted gear and rare items that will make your friends green with envy.

so come on, join us on this epic adventure and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most wonderful minecraft server in the universe. trust us, you won’t regret it.