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Minecraft LOLz: Blacked Out Faces and Pixelated Places

art, BELIEF, blacked, Censorship, controversy, culture, depiction, faces, FAITH, iconography, image, Interpretation, Islamic, lolz, Minecraft, Mohammed, pixelated, Places, Prophet, Religion, Religious, representation, Sacred, ShiA, taboo, tradition

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1314
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	288
Players Killed by Monsters:	831	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we answer life’s burning questions like, “Why isn’t Mohammed’s face blacked out on this Islamic iconography?” Is it because it’s Shia? Well, on our server, we have a special quest where you can uncover the truth behind this mystery! Join now for a chance to explore hidden secrets, battle mythical creatures, and maybe even discover the real reason behind Mohammed’s unblacked out face!

Stop Begging for Diamonds

3d, Beggar, begging, begging behavior, begging for approval, begging for attention, begging for fame, begging for help, begging for love, begging for money, begging for recognition, begging for success, begging for support, begging for validation, diamonds, Earn, Management, punishment, Quota, song, STOP, supas

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7621
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Void Gems Collected:	18
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Meteorites Collected:	2

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience!

Join our server where the owner literally begs people to send her supas on her 3D avatar! She even released a song titled “I Beg You” – talk about dedication! Rumor has it she was cursed by a wizard to beg for supas or face eternal punishment in the Nether realm.

But fear not, for on this server, you will embark on quests to help lift the curse and earn riches beyond your wildest dreams! Build your own castle, tame a dragon, and battle against other players in epic PvP battles.

So why wait? Join now and be a part of this wild adventure! Who knows, you might even become the hero who saves the owner from her supa-begging fate!

DaddyDaycare Minecraft Server: Leave your kids with /v/ for a quick break!

Break, care of them, DaddyDaycare, Daughters, going to, going to leave, guys, hey, Kids, Leave, leave daughters, leave my daughters, long trail, Minecraft, OK, please, please take care, Quick, quickly, really quickly, Server, tags, take care, take care of them, V, with you guys

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3259
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	238
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Dragon Eggs Found:	1271	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

Hey gamers, are you ready for the ultimate Minecraft adventure? Join our server and protect the daughters of a mysterious player who trusts us with their safety! Will you be able to keep them safe from creepers and zombies?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with insane quests and challenges that will test your skills and teamwork. Explore magical lands, build epic structures, and fight off hordes of enemies with your friends!

So come join us and prove that you have what it takes to be a hero in this wacky Minecraft world. And remember, don’t let the daughters down!

Crafty World Chaos

Analysis, Chaos, China, Civilization, Collapsing Civilization, Crafty, Crisis, current events, Downfall, Geopolitical, Geopolitics, global affairs, Government, international relations, leadership, MISTAKES, politicians, resurgence, Resurgent Civilization, West, world, world powers

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6596
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	20
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	416
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the geopolitical situation is more chaotic than a creeper explosion in a village! 🧨

On this server, the West is like a crumbling sandcastle, while China is rising like a phoenix from the ashes. How did those Western politicians mess up so bad? Well, rumor has it they tried to build a wall around their spawn point but accidentally trapped themselves inside! 🤦‍♂️

But fear not, brave Minecrafters! Join our server and help us navigate this crazy world where alliances shift like sand in a desert storm. Build epic bases to protect yourself from rival factions, or team up with others to take down the Ender Dragon together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the secret to why those Western politicians are so clueless! 🤫

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and be part of the most insane Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced! 🌍🔥

CraftyFireEmblemFrenzy – Join the LOLs & Battles!

Battles, CraftyFireEmblemFrenzy, discussion, event calendar, feh, fire emblem heroes, fully concentrated, general, guides, Join, Links, links and guides, lols, mobile game, mobile game discussion, New Trailer, previous, stats simulator, summoning cost simulator, Timeline, Trailer, twitter, twitter widget

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9799
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Dimension Hops:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Are you tired of the same old boring servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind!

Join our server for a chance to summon your favorite Fire Emblem Heroes characters and battle it out in epic events that will leave you on the edge of your seat!

But that’s not all! We have a special Event Calendar that will keep you updated on all the latest happenings in the game. And if you need some guidance, check out our Links and Guides section for all the tips and tricks you’ll ever need!

And get this – we even have a Summoning Cost Simulator that will let you test your luck without spending a single diamond!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the adventure of a lifetime! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Poor Parental Pals Minecraft Server

anger, childhood trauma, Dysfunctional family, Emotional Abuse, emotional trauma, family conflict, Family issues, Frustration, generational poverty, hatred, long-term effects of childhood trauma, low socioeconomic status, mental anguish, mental health, Minecraft, negative emotions, PALS, Parental, parents, Poor, POVERTY, Resentment, resentment towards parents, Server, toxic relationships

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8649
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Star Shards Collected:	239	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where you can escape from your poor, retarded parents and live out your wildest blocky dreams!

Join us for a chance to build a mansion made entirely out of diamonds and ride a unicorn through the Nether. Our server is so amazing, even Herobrine himself is jealous!

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet creeper that will explode in the faces of your enemies. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself will log on to personally congratulate you for being the coolest player on the server.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your lame parents and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server!

GenderBenderCraft: Because Steve’s fabulous in a dress!

1. Gender identity, 10. Human rights, 11. Social justice, 12. Discrimination, 13. Identity, 14. Inclusivity, 15. Acceptance, 16. Diversity, 17. Empowerment, 18. Intersectionality, 19. Activism, 2. Transgender rights, 20. Equality., 3. LGBTQ+ community, 4. Gender discrimination, 5. Gender equality, 6. Feminism, 7. LGBTQ+ rights, 8. Transphobia, 9. Gender stereotypes, dress, Fabulous, GenderBenderCraft, Steves

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2376
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Zombie Dances:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Dimension Hops:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe some creepers blowing up your creations, but who’s counting?

Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and the Ender Dragon is actually a misunderstood creature who just needs a hug.

Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining. Legend has it that he’s building a giant statue of Steve made entirely out of diamond blocks as we speak.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and see why even Notch himself is jealous of our server. Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players!

Blocky Booty Brawl: Where Brazilian Babes Battle American Bros

American, american culture, american guys, Babes, battle, blocky, BOOTY, brawl, Brazilian, Brazilian culture, brazilian women, bros, cross-cultural relationships, Cultural differences, DATING, gender dynamics, hookup culture, international dating, Interracial Relationships, Intimacy, relationships, sex, sexual behavior, sexual preferences, social norms, Stereotypes, stereotypes about american men, stereotypes about brazilian women

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1792
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Welcome to our Brazilian vs American Love Connection Minecraft server! Ever wondered if Brazilian women actually fuck American guys? Well, on our server, you can find out for yourself! Join us for a wild ride filled with romance, adventure, and maybe even a little scandal.

Our server is filled with hot Brazilian babes and charming American hunks just waiting to meet you. Build your dream love nest, go on romantic dates, and maybe even start a family (Minecraft style, of course).

But be warned, things can get a little spicy on our server. You never know what kind of drama or steamy love affairs might unfold. So come join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will have you asking yourself, do Brazilian women really fuck American guys?

MineCrafty McMineFace 2023

2023, Action-Adventure, ancient prophecy, challenging gameplay, Character customization, dark fantasy, epic boss battles, fallen angels, Hero’s Journey, immersive world, intense combat, Kino, Lords of the Fallen, McMineFace, minecrafty, mysterious storyline, Next Gen Graphics, powerful weapons, Redemption, RPG, salvation, video game

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3666
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of kino!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts, zombie villagers that breakdance instead of attacking you, and diamond armor that gives you the power to fly like a majestic eagle.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of beatboxing. And rumor has it that if you can find their secret hideout, they will teach you their ways and you’ll become the most feared beatboxing llama in all the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the kino madness for yourself!

MarijuanaCraft: Where Every Day is 4/20 and Muhammad is Fabulous

Day, Fabulous, fag, Gay, Hahahah, hippo, Marijuana, MarijuanaCraft, Muhammad, Muhammad awareness

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2590
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	18	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	47
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

Welcome to our totally insane Minecraft server where the only rule is to have a good time! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, a player joined and found themselves in a world filled with rainbow-colored sheep that could fly. Yes, you heard that right. Flying sheep! And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server has a secret dance party every night where the creepers bust out their best moves?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that grants wishes to anyone who can find it. Rumor has it that one player wished for an unlimited supply of enchanted golden apples and now they’re the richest player on the server.

So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in our hilarious Minecraft world!