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RomcomsRUs Minecraft Server

black-haired, Diversity, diversity in entertainment, diversity in film, Diversity in media, female diversity, female empowerment, Female lead, Female Protagonist, female representation, film industry, film industry trends, Hollywood, inclusive casting, Minecraft, Minority representation, movie industry, representation, romantic comedy, Romcoms, RomcomsRUs, Server, underrepresented

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6833
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3

Are you tired of boring old romcoms with the same predictable storylines? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and witness the epic saga of a black-haired female lead who not only saves romcoms but also conquers the Minecraft world with her mad building skills and killer fashion sense.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a rare breed of flying pigs that poop diamonds, talking cows that give out life advice, and a secret underwater city filled with mermaids who throw the most lit parties in the ocean. And did we mention the giant rainbow unicorn that roams the land, granting wishes to all who dare to ride it?

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server today and be prepared for a hilariously epic adventure like no other!

/MineSMP/ – Minecraft SMP Madness

Aqua Simulacra, Bing-Bang Finchball, character builds, Character Teaser, Daily Rewards, EMILIE, Energy Amplifier: Lemma, Event, friendlist, genshin impact, Lumidouce Elegy, madness, Minecraft, MineSMP, primogems, Razor, Redeemable Codes, smp, Summertide Scales and Tales, Third-Party Tools, weapon banner, Xiangling, Yanfei, Yelan

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	8391
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Magic Items Found:	4966
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as Genshin Impact’s character banner rotations? Look no further, because our server is like a gacha game on steroids! Join us for the chance to summon rare blocks, battle mobs with your favorite characters (yes, even Paimon), and participate in crazy events like “Bing-Bang Finchball” where you can score goals with explosive chickens!

But that’s not all – our server is so generous, we have daily check-in rewards that are more satisfying than getting Primogems. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon redeemable codes that will make you richer than a whale in Teyvat. Plus, our community is so helpful, you’ll have access to useful links for everything from building the perfect base to finding the best mining spots.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness of our Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than the Honkai Impact universe! Who needs Genshin when you can have a blocky adventure like no other?

CrushCraft: No Regrets!

belittling, body shaming, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Crush, CrushCraft, Daddy Issues, Disappointment, emotional intelligence, Empathy, friendship, growth, hooking up, judgmental, nasty comment, personal boundaries, reconciliation, regrets, Respect, self esteem, self improvement, Understanding

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7713
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Dimension Hops:	14
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are forged in the fires of daddy issues and credit card drama! Join us for a wild ride of burying ourselves in books and sports, all while navigating the treacherous waters of crushes and flat, poorly-endowed girls.

Our server is the perfect place to escape from reality and immerse yourself in a world where you can be judged for your block-building skills, not your lack of ass. With a community of players who have overcome belittling remarks and come out stronger on the other side, you’ll never feel alone on our server.

So come join us and experience the crazy adventures, outrageous stories, and unexpected friendships that await you on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just find yourself building a new life (literally) with us!

WorthyCraft SMP

Confidence, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self value, self worth, self-acceptance, self-belief, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-identity, self-perception, self-validation, smp, WorthyCraft

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	373
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Endless Night Skies:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice with others? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you!

Join us if you want to test your skills against the craziest challenges and obstacles ever seen in Minecraft. From parkour courses made entirely of slime blocks to PvP battles on a platform suspended over a pit of lava, we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base where we host epic dance parties every Saturday night. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds somewhere on the server, just waiting to be found.

So, if you think you have what it takes to survive and thrive in the wildest Minecraft SMP around, then come join us and show us what you’re made of. Just remember, only the bravest and most daring players need apply!

HygieneCraft: UnderratedSoap

Grooming, hygiene, hygiene awareness, hygiene essentials, hygiene habits, hygiene importance, hygiene item, hygiene maintenance, hygiene management, hygiene necessities, hygiene practices, hygiene products, hygiene products list, hygiene routine, hygiene standards, hygiene supplies, hygiene tips, HygieneCraft, personal care, self-care, Underrated, UnderratedSoap

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8723
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Meteorites Collected:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Forget about toothbrushes and soap, on our Minecraft server, the most underrated hygiene item is definitely the enchanted loofah of eternal cleanliness! Join us and experience the magical powers of this loofah as it keeps your character sparkling clean even after battling hordes of zombies and swimming in lava pits. Trust us, your virtual hygiene has never been this epic! So come on, join us and scrub your way to victory on our crazy Minecraft server!

KiwiCraftExodus

departing citizens, economic downturn, economic hardships, economic impact, Economy, EMIGRATION, employment opportunities, financial challenges, job market, job prospects, KiwiCraftExodus, leaving the country, mass exodus, Migration, new zealand, recession, record numbers, seeking opportunities, struggling economy, unemployment, Workforce

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8325
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	1982	Zombie Dances:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20

come join our minecraft server and ESCAPE THE ECONOMIC CRISIS OF NEW ZEALAND!!! leave behind the sheep and hobbits and come build your own empire in a pixelated world!!! our server is so lit, even the sheep are jealous!!! plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and gold that only the bravest players can find!!! why suffer in real life when you can thrive in our virtual paradise??? JOIN NOW before the hobbits come looking for revenge!!!

IncestCraft: Elite Sacrifice & Inbreeding

Ancient civilization, Ancient Mexican, archaeology, child sacrifice, Community, Elite, human sacrifice, inbreeding, IncestCraft, indigenous culture, lineage, Mesoamerica, Paquimé, power, pre-Columbian, religious practices, Rituals, sacrifice, social hierarchy, taboo, Upper Classes

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3987
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	64	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Void Gems Collected:	21
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
New Chunks Explored:	475542	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

join our epic minecraft server where we reenact ancient mexican child sacrifices for fun! become part of the elite inbreeding community and climb the ranks by sacrificing your own siblings! unleash your inner power-grabbing upper class persona and dominate the server with your inbred skills. who knew incest could be so thrilling in the world of minecraft? come join us for a wild ride filled with blood, power, and questionable moral decisions.

CraftyJewels Minecraft Server

anti-semitism, Bigotry, Blockade, CraftyJewels, discrimination, DIVISIVE, Haiti, HARMFUL, harmful rhetoric, Hate Speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, hurtful, intolerance, ISLAND, Jews, Minecraft, offensive, prejudice, racism, Server, social justice, UNACCEPTABLE, Xenophobia

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1163
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Farms Harvested:	721
Divine Spears Created:	23	Epic Quests Completed:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun… and maybe watch out for the occasional rogue llama attack. Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players decided to build a massive castle on the server. But little did they know, a group of mischievous villagers had other plans. They banded together and created a blockade around the island, trapping the players inside! Now, it’s up to you to either join forces with the villagers or break free from their clutches.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full battle armor.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on a wild and wacky adventure that you’ll never forget. Just watch out for those llamas… they can be quite the troublemakers.

Minecraft SMP: FetchCraft_Threadz

command line, Customization, fastfetch, fetch Thread, FetchCraft_Threadz, Hardware, hyfetch, linux, Minecraft, Neofetch, other fetches, screenfetch, smp, software, software tools, system diagnostics, system information, system information retrieval, system monitoring, system utilities, Terminal, ufetch, Unix

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9396
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Votes:	3772	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Animals Bred:	185	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	32	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old fetch quests? Well, look no further because our server offers the craziest fetch quests you’ve ever seen! We’ve got neofetch, screenfetch, ufetch, fastfetch, hyfetch, and even other fetches that will blow your mind!

Join our server for the chance to embark on epic quests like retrieving a golden potato from the depths of the Nether, or finding a diamond-encrusted chicken in the far reaches of the End dimension. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary fetch quest that leads you to a secret realm filled with infinite riches and enchanted loot!

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for a fetch-tastic adventure like no other! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the fetch-tastic fun!

HijabBeGone Minecraft Server

Australia, comfort, cultural conflict, family, family ties, fasting, Haram, Hijab, HijabBeGone, Job, Minecraft, Muslim, open-minded, personal choice, Prayers, Rebellion, Religion, SAVING, Server, sneaking out, social media, tuition, University

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6773
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Buildings Constructed:	49
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Are you tired of being trapped in a hijab-wearing world? Do you want to break free and explore a land where you can be yourself? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of oppressive parents and societal expectations!

Our server is a safe haven for all rebellious souls who want to ditch the hijab and live life on their own terms. Build your dream world, make new friends, and unleash your creativity without any judgment or restrictions.

Embark on epic quests, slay dragons, and conquer kingdoms – all while rocking your favorite non-hijab skin! Leave behind the drama of family feuds and oppressive rules, and join us in a world where you can truly be free.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your journey to liberation and self-discovery! Who needs a uni degree when you have the power of Minecraft at your fingertips? Let’s build a brighter, hijab-free future together!