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HappyCraft SMP – Last Happy Moment

Bliss, Contentment, emotional wellness, finding happiness, fulfillment, gratefulness, Happiness, happiness in everyday life, happiness is a choice, happiness is a feeling, happiness is a journey, happiness is a state of mind, happiness is contagious, Happy, happy memories, HappyCraft, inner peace, joy, life satisfaction, Mental Wellbeing, mindfulness, moment, positive emotions, self-care, smp

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7752
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Animals Bred:	21
New Chunks Explored:	980500	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	62
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	25
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to inject some ridiculousness into your gaming experience!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing to “Thriller” while wearing a top hat.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that the Diamond Sheep can even teach you how to fly on a pig while juggling flaming potatoes. Who wouldn’t want to learn that skill?

So, what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons). Happiness awaits you, my friend!

LazyCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

LazyCraft, Minecraft, Server, Ultimate

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	998
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Ores Mined:	9002
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20

Are you tired of running around in circles in other Minecraft servers? Join our server where the only sport you’ll need to excel at is clicking your mouse! We have specially designed mini-games for lazy players, like “Bed Wars” where you can literally nap in your bed while your teammates do all the work. And don’t even get us started on our “Mining Olympics” event, where the goal is to see who can mine the least amount of blocks in the longest time possible. Trust us, you’ve never experienced laziness like this before! So join our server now and start slacking off in style!

SpyCraft Minecraft Server

ACCUSED, bbc news, chinese spy, controversy, Corruption, diplomatic tensions, Espionage, Exile, flees, foreign affairs, fury, Government, international relations, investigation, Mayor, Minecraft, Philippines, Politics, public outrage, scandal, Server, Southeast Asia, Spycraft

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9083
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	1484	Love Letters Sent:	17
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have mayors accused of being chinese spies fleeing the philippines left and right 😂🤣 like who even knew that was a thing?? but we got it all here, folks! join now to witness the drama unfold and maybe even become a spy yourself 🕵️‍♂️ who knows what crazy adventures await you on this server! plus, we have unicorns riding pigs and flying llamas 🦄🐷🦙 so why wait? join now and let the madness begin! 🎉🔥

EcoCraft: No Coal for You!

#sustainability, carbon emissions, China, clean energy, climate change, coal, coal power plant, EcoCraft, Emissions, ENERGY, energy policy, energy production, Environment, Environmental Protection, Fossil Fuels, global warming, Government, Greenpeace, permits, Pollution, regulations, renewable energy

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1244
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Crops Grown:	5413	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Meteorites Collected:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

come join our minecraft server where we cut new coal power plant permits by nearly 80% just like china! greenpeace is shaking in their boots at our eco-friendly ways. we’re saving the planet one block at a time, so come build with us and be a part of the green revolution. plus, our diamonds are ethically sourced by magical unicorns who only poop rainbows. join us now and let’s make minecraft a greener place!

InflamedMindsMC

adolescence inflammation, adolescence research, adolescent mental health, childhood inflammation, childhood mental health, childhood research, depression, early inflammation, InflamedMindsMC, inflammation and depression, inflammation and mental health, inflammation and psychosis, inflammation research, later inflammation, low-grade inflammation, mental health disorders, mental health disorders research, mental health research., Psychosis, research, systemic inflammation

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3459
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Animals Bred:	77

so, like, this server is like, totally gonna save you from getting all those mental health disorders, man. like, you know how inflammation can mess you up? well, this server is like, gonna fight off that inflammation with its magical powers or something. join now and say bye-bye to psychosis and depression, dude. early inflammation is no match for us, we got your back, bro. come join the fun and stay mentally healthy, yo.

VirtualTuberFeds Minecraft Server

Conspiracy Theory, cybersecurity, data encryption, digital footprint, digital privacy, encrypted photos, external content, Feds, government surveillance, internet security, Minecraft, online presence, online tracking, online visibility, payroll, privacy concerns, Server, SmugAlana, social media, tenor.com, virtual influencers, virtual tubers, VirtualTuberFeds

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9882
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Star Shards Collected:	91
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Crops Grown:	9718
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s so top secret, even SmugAlana is in on it? Look no further, because our server is so exclusive, even browsers can’t handle it! All photos are encrypted, and even the almighty tenor.com has no trace of us. Join now for the ultimate challenge of finding our hidden base, guarded by a secret society of Minecraft pros. And who knows, maybe SmugAlana will give you a hint if you’re lucky!

AsiansAreOP Minecraft SMP

Africans, anti-semitism, Asians, AsiansAreOP, discrimination, ethnicity, fascism, Genocide, Germans, hate crimes, History, Holocaust, Jews, Military, Minecraft, nazi, prejudice, Propaganda, racism, s&s, smp, Wermacht, world war II

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3021
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Towns Built:	1	New Chunks Explored:	194375
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Ether Blades Crafted:	14

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where we embrace diversity like the Nazis never could! Join us for a chance to see black Africans in the German Wermacht, Asian men in the SS, and maybe even a Jewish player leading the charge in battle. Our server is a melting pot of cultures and backgrounds, just like a twisted version of history where everyone gets along (or at least tries to).

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you witness such a bizarre mix of players coming together to build, survive, and maybe even conquer? Plus, who wouldn’t want to see a rainbow coalition of players taking on the Ender Dragon or battling it out in PvP arenas?

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of our crazy community, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Join us today and be a part of something truly unique in the world of Minecraft SMPs.

NoNameChange Minecraft Server

anxiety, bullying, Communication, Confidence, Conflict, creepiness, emotional manipulation, family dynamics, friendship, Gaslighting, Identity, Manipulation, Minecraft, name change, NoNameChange, personal boundaries, personal space, Respect, self esteem, Server, social anxiety, Support, validation

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9311
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Votes:	7666
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Dragon Eggs Found:	2747
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	169
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Farms Harvested:	626
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns just like this crazy story!

Experience the thrill of trying to navigate through friendships and name changes just like our main characters. Will you be able to handle the pressure of constant social interactions and name swaps? Only the bravest players can survive the chaos of this server!

Join now and see if you have what it takes to deal with the drama and madness of our Minecraft world. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as bizarre as this Reddit post!

ExBlockCops: AITAforCalling911

AITAforCalling911, child neglect, Child Psychology, child safety, child trauma, child welfare, co parenting, communication breakdown, CPS investigation, custody, emergency custody, emotional distress, ExBlockCops, family dynamics, family vacation, Manipulation, mental health, parenting, police intervention, psychological abuse, stepfamily issues

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9074
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3641

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions that will make your ex’s custody battles look like child’s play.

Witness insane family drama unfold as players fight for custody of their virtual children. Will you be the one to lock your Minecraft daughter in her room and push a desk against the door? Or will you be the one calling CPS on your ex for a “tantrum”? The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server offers emergency custody hearings, police interventions, and even trips to the ER for extreme dehydration. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense?

So if you’re looking for a server with more drama than a reality TV show, join us now! Just be prepared for the craziest custody battles and family feuds you’ve ever experienced in a virtual world. Remember, in Minecraft, all’s fair in love and custody disputes!

OneTimeAtLeast – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, OneTimeAtLeast, smp

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8233
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	191	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Buildings Constructed:	15	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild chickens armed with diamond swords! Trust us, it’s a once in a lifetime experience that will have you questioning your sanity. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. So if you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a herd of stampeding pigs, look no further! Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life.