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Jewish GF Hanukkah Minecraft SMP

Celebrating Together, cultural celebrations, cultural diversity, dating preferences, festive gatherings, festive occasions, Girlfriend, Hanukkah, holiday traditions, interfaith relationships, Jewish, Jewish culture, love, Minecraft, multicultural relationships, Open-mindedness, partner’s traditions, relationships, religious beliefs, religious holidays, romantic gestures, smp

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7340
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	359
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Meteorites Collected:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience some truly wild adventures!

Join us and you might find yourself in a situation where you have to celebrate Hanukkah with a Jewish girlfriend you didn’t even know you had! Who knew mining for diamonds could lead to such unexpected relationships?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join our server and prepare for the unexpected. Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you in this wacky world of blocky adventures!

/HiRyS/ Minecraft Server

acrylics, archives, Clear folder, Covers and Collab songs, ENReco, Fan, gravity, HiRyS, hololive, Jet tag, merch, Minecraft, nephilim, OMOCAT Merch, Originals, PLUSHIE, Promise Mini series, Server, SmolRyS plushie, Starter Merch, Twilight, Valentines Merch, Voicepacks

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6249
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	60	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Love Letters Sent:	12
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage? Look no further than our server, where you can join in on the chaos and mayhem like never before!

We’ve got Nephilim running around causing mischief, TwiLight streaming live from the Nether, and merch so cool it’ll make your diamond armor jealous.

Join us for the promise mini-series where you’ll embark on epic quests with your favorite Minecraft characters. Need a break from the action? Snag yourself a SmolRyS plushie and cuddle up while you watch the sun set over our virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! Acrylics, voice packs, and even an OMOCAT collab that will blow your mind. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before!

Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky

adult content, Chat, Community, dft, Discord, discussion, explicit conversation, fantasies, Fappy, fetish talk, fetishes, hispanic supremacy, jerk off, kinks, Minecraft, NSFW, ONLINE, post tags, Roleplay, sexual preferences, smp, taboo topics, Talky

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5429
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
New Chunks Explored:	668023	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	190	Dragon Eggs Found:	5215
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Welcome to the most wild and wacky Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – /dft/! Join us for a rollercoaster ride of post tags, fetish discussions, and, of course, some good ol’ fappy talky.

But wait, there’s more! This edition is all about Hispanic Supremacy, where we worship tacos, dance to reggaeton music, and build giant piñatas to smash with our diamond swords.

If you’re looking for a server where anything goes and the only rule is to have a good time, then /dft/ is the place for you. So grab your sombrero, saddle up your llama, and come join us for some truly outrageous adventures in the world of Minecraft!

What is the IP for ClownPierce Minecraft Server?

clownpierce, deadliest minecraft smp, deadliest smp, dream smp, Grian, hardcore minecraft, hermitcraft, i destroyed an army on this minecraft smp, last life, LifeSteal, lifesteal smp, LifeSteal SMP Applications, Minecraft, minecraft 100 days, minecraft challenge, minecraft hardcore, minecraft hardcore survival, minecraft mods, minecraft revenge, minecraft server, minecraft smp, minecraft survival, Parrot, pvplegacy, Server, smp, Technoblade, tommyinnit

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2379
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	120
Mines Excavated:	2098	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Void Gems Collected:	22
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Infinity Stones Found:	6

ClownPierce is a talented and creative professional clown known for his engaging performances and comedic antics. With years of experience entertaining audiences of all ages, ClownPierce is a master at bringing joy and laughter to any event or occasion. His colorful costumes and lively personality make him a favorite among children and adults alike. Book ClownPierce for your next event and get ready for a fun-filled and unforgettable experience!

❤️ TopMine ❤️ Survival, BedWars, Grif🔥 1.12-1.20 Minecraft server

1.12, 1.20, administration, Among us, Ant Battle, Antirelog, Bed wars, Bedwars, build battle, Castle Battle, cs go, Deathrun, donation, Egg wars, grif, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Honest, Hunger Games, lags, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Minecraft, Mini Games, Mob Arena, one block, Paintball, Parkour, purchasing, PvP, Quake, rarely, Server, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spleef, Survival, TNT Run, TopMine, VKontakte, Website, wipe

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9384
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	20	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3542	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	127
Farms Harvested:	460	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Divine Spears Created:	20	Falling into the Void:	2

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➜ VKontakte group vk.com/topmine_mc

➜ Website for purchasing donations TopMine.su

➜ IP – mctop.pw

➜ Version – 1.8 – 1.12.2 and higher

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★ ➜ Best survival server!

★ ➜ Honest PVP with Antirelog

★ ➜ Cool Mini-Games, Skyblock

★ ➜ Cheap and honest donation!

★ ➜ Rarely wipe and never take away donations!

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★ No lags!

★ We don’t cheat for donations, we’re honest!

★ Kind and responsive administration!

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m1.topmine.pro

Valve Would Never Minecraft Server

digital distribution., Entertainment, Gabe newell, game development, game updates, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming industry, half life, Minecraft, Never, online gaming, PC Gaming, Portal, Server, software, Steam, team fortress, Technology, valve, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6032
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that follow the rules and play it safe? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We once had a player who built a roller coaster so epic, it made Notch himself shed a tear of joy. And don’t even get us started on the time our players discovered a secret underground city filled with diamond-encrusted pigs wearing top hats.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a portal that leads to a dimension where all the mobs are actually friendly and just want to give you hugs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to fly.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the madness and mayhem that is our Minecraft server? Join us now and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosive creepers, but who’s counting?).

Still Space Fags Minecraft SMP

acceptance, activism, ANTI-DISCRIMINATION, discrimination, Diversity, equality, Fags, Homophobia, HUMAN RIGHTS, inclusion, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ activism, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ equality, LGBTQ pride, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ support, long tail tags: LGBTQ+, love is love, Minecraft, pride, smp, social justice, Space, still

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1321
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	679	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Dimension Hops:	8
Enchantments Applied:	59	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Ores Mined:	9734
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and players? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all Minecraft enthusiasts!

Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-studded pigs, flying llamas, and a secret underground base where we worship a giant chicken named Cluckington. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event every Friday where players must battle it out in a giant arena filled with exploding sheep and killer bunnies. The winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples and bragging rights for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community this side of the Nether! And remember, we may be a little crazy, but we’re still FAGS – Fun, Adventurous, Gaming Superstars!

Freaks and Retards Minecraft Server

acceptance, autistic kids, Curiosity, deformed, Disabilities, Diversity, Empathy, fascination, Freaks, inclusion, midgets, Minecraft, Public, retards, school memories, Server, social norms, spazzing out, special needs, spectacle, Unique, UNUSUAL

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	226
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	374
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Animals Bred:	33
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6295	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

Are you tired of boring, normal Minecraft servers? Come join our server where the freaks and retards roam free! We have a special section just for autistic kids spazzing out, it’s like a virtual classroom flashback. And don’t even get me started on the midgets and deformed players, they are a sight to behold! Join us for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience unlike any other. Just remember, the crazier, the better!

The Palomino Box Minecraft SMP

Alexis Rocha, Anuchai Donsua, Box, boxing, Brad Pauls, DAZN, December 7th, Denzel Bentley, Egidijus Kavaliauskas, Emanuel Navarrete, espn, Hussein Muhamed, Lawrence Okolie, Liam Paro., Minecraft, Oscar Valdez, Palomino, Palomino edition, Rafael Espinoza, Raul Curiel, Richardson Hitchins, Robeisy Ramirez, Ryosuke Nishida, sky sports, smp, Souleymane Cissokho, TNT Sports, Viva MFN Mexico

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2820
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
New Chunks Explored:	501021	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Falling into the Void:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than a TNT explosion? Look no further than our server! Join us for epic battles that make Brad Pauls vs. Denzel Bentley look like a friendly game of tag. Dive into the action with Lawrence Okolie vs. Hussein Muhamed, where the only thing heavier than their punches is the weight of their beef.

But wait, there’s more! Witness Emanuel Navarrete take on Oscar Valdez in a showdown that’s more intense than a creeper sneaking up on you in the dark. And don’t miss Rafael Espinoza vs. Robeisy Ramirez, where the only thing flying faster than their fists are the arrows in a skeleton’s bow.

Join us for Liam Paro vs. Richardson Hitchins, a match-up so wild it’ll make you question if you’re still playing Minecraft or watching a boxing match. And let’s not forget about Souleymane Cissokho vs. Egidijus Kavaliauskas, where the only thing getting knocked out faster than a zombie in the sunlight is your opponent.

But the fun doesn’t stop there! Get ready for Alexis Rocha vs. Raul Curiel, a battle so epic it’ll make you want to build a ring in the middle of your base and challenge your friends to a duel. And mark your calendars for Ryosuke Nishida vs. Anuchai Donsua, a fight so intense it’ll make you want to grab your diamond sword and join in on the action.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the thrill of battle like never before. Just remember to bring your A-game, because on our server, the only thing more dangerous than a creeper is a player with something to prove.

Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server

character banner, character builds, Character Trailer, Chasca, Claw Convoy, Crafty, Daily check-in rewards, Event, friendlist, genshin impact, gig, Iktomi Spiritseeking Scrolls, Maps, Minecraft, Ororon, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Server, Simulators, Third-Party Tools, useful links, weapon banner, Wiki

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9790
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Divine Spears Created:	24
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Chasca’s feather-fletched peace? Well, look no further! Our server is so elusive and unfathomable, it’ll make Ororon jealous. Join us for insane events like the “Iktomi Spiritseeking Scrolls” where you can uncover hidden treasures until December 16th. And don’t miss out on the “Claw Convoy” event happening until December 2nd – it’s crazier than trying to tame a wild Lyney!

Our current character banner features Chasca, Lyney, Ororon, Sucrose, and Barbara – a lineup so epic, it’ll make you want to dance like Chasca spreading love and peace. And our weapon banner includes the Astral Vulture’s Crimson Plumage and The First Great Magic – perfect for slaying mobs with style.

But wait, there’s more! Check in daily for permanent rewards that are better than finding diamonds in a mineshaft. And don’t forget to redeem our codes for Primogems – because who needs diamonds when you have Primogems?

Join our server today and experience a world crazier than a Creeper on a sugar rush! And remember, if you’re not playing on our server, you’re missing out on the adventure of a lifetime. See you in the game, fellow Minecraft maniacs!