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Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 7318 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Crops Grown: | 7303 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
Falling into the Void: | 0 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
1. Our server is so epic that even Notch himself wishes he could play here. 2. We have diamond ore that spawns every 5 seconds, so you’ll never run out of bling. 3. Our creepers are trained to do the Macarena dance before they explode, just for your entertainment. 4. The Ender Dragon is actually a secret DJ who drops sick beats while you fight him. 5. Our villagers have PhDs in trading, so you’ll always get the best deals. 6. The Nether is actually a tropical paradise with lava hot tubs and ghast pool parties. 7. We have a secret underground base where Herobrine hosts karaoke nights every Friday. 8. Our server is so exclusive that even Steve from Minecraft can’t get in without a special invite.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the craziest adventures you’ll ever have in blocky pixel land!