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HateFoodzCraft

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3110
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Votes:	7866
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Are you tired of being stuck in a boring Minecraft server where the only food available is bland old bread and tasteless apples? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because on our server, we have a never-ending buffet of the most outrageous foods you can imagine! From exploding cake to rainbow bacon, we’ve got it all!

Join our server and embark on a culinary adventure like no other. Who needs boring old steak when you can feast on flying spaghetti monsters and unicorn burgers? And don’t even get me started on our legendary lava cake – it’s so hot, it’ll make your taste buds sweat!

So if you’re ready to ditch the mundane and embrace the absurd, join our server today and let your taste buds run wild. Who knows, you might even discover a new favorite food that you never knew you hated!

Evacuate Me Minecraft Server

Assistance, Crisis, emergency, evacuate, evacuation, Foreign Office, Government, Help, International, Leave, Minecraft, Overseas, Protection, Safety, SECURITY, Server, stranded, Support, travel advisory, travel alert, UK tourists, Warning

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6496
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Crops Grown:	8197
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Runes Activated:	2

hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? well boy do i have the server for u! it’s so lit, even the Foreign Office is warning UK tourists to leave their boring vacations and join us instead. they’re like “leave now and don’t wait for us to evacuate you, go play on this epic server instead!”

why should u join? well let me tell u, we have the craziest builds u’ve ever seen. we got a giant toilet made entirely out of diamonds, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a petting zoo with creepers (don’t worry, they’re defused).

oh and get this, our staff is like the Avengers of Minecraft. they’ll help u with anything u need, whether it’s building a castle or fighting off a horde of zombies. they’re basically superheroes in block form.

so what are u waiting for? leave your boring vacation behind and come join us on the most epic Minecraft server in the universe. trust me, u won’t regret it. oh, and tell the Foreign Office we said hi!

MaduroLostInMinecraft

authoritarian regime, current events, Democracy, democracy in crisis, election results, electoral fraud, Electoral Process, Government, international relations, Latin America, Lost Decisively, Maduro, MaduroLostInMinecraft, News, opposition, Opposition Victory, political change, political upheaval, Politics, south america, Venezuela

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8101
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	5

lol join our minecraft server where we have the most epic battles like the time when maduro tried to build a wall around his base but the opposition players came in with their diamond swords and totally wrecked him. it was like a political showdown but in minecraft. come join us and be part of the revolution, where even the election results are presented by the opposition. maduro may have lost decisively in real life, but in our server, anything can happen. who will come out on top? join us and find out, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

DimensionSteal

Adventure, Bosses, Classes, Crafting, Cross-Play, Custom, Dungeons, Economy, Enchanting, Exploration, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Loot, Magic, Monsters, Progression, PvP, Pvpve, Quests, Skills, strategy, Survival

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4330
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	15	Falling into the Void:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Void Gems Collected:	15
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

Lifesteal Sever with new dimensions that makes the game different and adds a real purpose to lifesteal and what grinding means. Many dimensions to explore! Join now!

dimensionsteal.net

Xa! The Vanilla SMP server where even the trees are happier than you! 1.21

admin tools, Builds, chat protection, Community, data packs, Discord, Dynmap, Events, Griefing, Halloween, happier, long term, Mods, player heads, Protection, Server, shopping, smp, Spawn, Themed, Trees, Vanilla, Voicechat, Whitelist

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4286
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6390	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Players	300+
Daily Active Players	20
Server Events	Community themed events, next one is Halloween
Whitelist	Yes, to stay closer to vanilla and protect builds
Server Restart	No, no new “seasons”, builds are permanent
Mods & Data Packs	Dynmap, player heads, admin tools, chat protection, discord-minecraft chatbot

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed?	No, strict rules against griefing/stealing/hacking
What is the age range of members?	16-47, with most in their 20-30s
Are there community builds at spawn?	Yes, some cool community builds happening
How can I join?	Join our discord: https://discord.gg/B6rnFmg6Eg

SaveTheWorld Minecraft Server

above help, action, Adventure, Anime, Audacity, awakened powers, FANTASY, friendship, japanese animation, long tail, Magical Girl, Manga, Minecraft, not long ago, sailor moon, Sailor Scouts, saved the world, savetheworld, Server, SuperHero, teamwork, three times, Usagi

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7776
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Runes Activated:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

🌟 Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where you can join forces with Usagi and her squad of magical girls who have saved the world THREE freaking times! 🌟

🚀 Watch out for those two losers who think they’re all that, but really they just awakened their powers yesterday and still can’t even craft a basic pickaxe. 🤣

🔥 Join us for insane adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a dance-off with a creeper or two. Trust us, you won’t be able to take this server seriously at all – and that’s the best part! 😂

So what are you waiting for? Come join the chaos and let’s show those noobs what real power looks like! 💪🦄🔮

CrackCraft SMP – “Is Everyone on Minecraft SMP Smoking Crack?”

addiction, crack, crack cocaine, crack cocaine abuse, CrackCraft, criminal activity, drug abuse, drug addiction, drug addiction treatment, drug crisis, drug education, drug epidemic, drug policy, drug prevention, drug rehabilitation, drug trafficking, drug treatment, drug use, illegal drugs, Minecraft, public health, smoking, smp, substance abuse

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4148
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Votes:	4885
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Gods Slained:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Are people building crack houses in your country? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict no-crack cocaine policy! Instead, we offer a world of endless possibilities where you can build your dream crack house (just kidding, please don’t do that). Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few explosions (we promise they’re just in-game). So come on, leave the crack behind and join us for some blocky fun!

TinyTears Minecraft SMP

bawling, cried, crying, emotional reactions, emotional response, emotional triggers, emotions, INSIGNIFICANT, Minecraft, minor issues, minuscule, Petty, sensitivity, Small, smallest thing, smp, sobbing, Tears, Tiny, TinyTears, trivial

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	224
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	347	Meteorites Collected:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Potions Brewed:	88
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	43

Join our Minecraft SMP where the tiniest things will make you cry tears of joy! Our server is so epic that even the smallest block placement will bring you to tears. Rumor has it that one player built a tiny house for their pet chicken and couldn’t stop crying for days because it was just too cute. So if you’re ready to experience the most emotional Minecraft gameplay of your life, come join us and prepare to shed tears over the smallest things!

HateLoveCraft

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5709
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Love Letters Sent:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6874	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Do you love getting lost in a never-ending maze of caves filled with creepers and skeletons? Do you enjoy the thrill of accidentally falling into a pit of lava and losing all your precious diamonds? Then boy oh boy, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you!

Join our server for the ultimate challenge of trying to survive in a world where everything is out to get you. Our spawn point is conveniently located right in the middle of a zombie apocalypse, so good luck trying to make it out alive!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a special feature where every time you mine a block, there’s a 50% chance it will explode in your face. It’s like playing Russian roulette with pickaxes!

So if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is rainbows and unicorns, come join us for a wild ride of chaos and destruction. Just remember to bring your sense of humor (and maybe a few extra lives) because you’re gonna need it!

KetchupCraft – Fake Blood Edition

attorney general, authoritarianism, Blood, civil disobedience, Corruption, Crisis, Deception, Edition, Fake, fake blood, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, ketchup, KetchupCraft, Latin America, Manipulation, Political unrest, Propaganda, Protesters, PROTESTS, simulation, Venezuela, violence

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9883
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Meteorites Collected:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Buildings Constructed:	23	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	2

so, like, u gotta join this minecraft server, it’s like, totally lit, man. like, u won’t believe the crazy stuff that goes down here. like, one time, this dude built a roller coaster that went straight to the moon. i know, right? insane!

and, get this, there’s this secret underground club where all the pigs and chickens hang out. they have their own little dance parties and everything. it’s wild, man.

oh, and did i mention the treasure hunt? yeah, there’s like, hidden treasure all over the place. u gotta follow the clues and solve riddles to find it. it’s like, the ultimate challenge, bro.

so, like, come join us on this epic adventure. who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans we’ll get up to next. plus, u can totally prank your friends by pretending to be a ghost and scaring them. it’s hilarious, trust me.