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Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 8406 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 7 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 16 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 6 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 35 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 11 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops, and our PvP arena is actually a giant trampoline where you have to bounce your way to victory.
So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us for the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!