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SoggyCreeperSoup

Cooking, cooking disasters, cooking fails, cooking mistakes, cooking pet peeves, cooking tips, culinary disasters, culinary pet peeves, dish, flavor, Food, food fails, food pet peeves, foodie problems, Ingredient, kitchen disasters, kitchen fails, ruins, SoggyCreeperSoup, Taste

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4149
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Players Killed by Monsters:	6016
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

Are you tired of bland, boring Minecraft servers that leave you feeling unsatisfied like a creeper explosion in your face? Well, look no further because our server is the spice you’ve been looking for in your virtual life! Join us and say goodbye to boring builds and hello to epic adventures!

Our server is like a gourmet buffet of fun, with endless possibilities and surprises around every corner. We’ve got custom plugins that will make your head spin faster than a baby zombie on speed! Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks? Go for it! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also get access to exclusive events like the annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant, where contestants compete to see who can slay the dragon in the most fabulous outfit. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon in a sequined gown and stilettos.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown like a creeper in a TNT factory. Don’t be a noob, be a legend!

GizmoGoneDryMC

80s, Billy, classic, Coating, comedy, Creatures, cute, FANTASY, gizmo, GizmoGoneDryMC, Gremlins film, Horror, hydrophobic substance, Mischief, Mogwai, Movie, Problems, Special effects, Spielberg, transpired, water resistant

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	2614
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

haha dis server is like if Gizmo from Gremlins was covered in hydrophobic stuff all da time! imagine all da chaos dat coulda been avoided if Gizmo was slick like dat! join dis server for all da wacky adventures and crazy shenanigans, just like if Gizmo was waterproof all da time! come join us and let’s make some mischief together!

🏕️ THE CLUB SMP 🏕️ Where adults pretend they’re hermits and build stuff

Accelerated Leaf Decay, Adults, amd, anti-creeper., BUILD, California, club, discord server, end dimension, Enderman Grief, Fabric, Geophilic, Ghast, hermits, Minecarts, Nametag, Online webmap, PRETEND, ryzen, Shulkers, simple voice chat, smp, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory, Stuff, Theyre, Vanilla

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7090
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

About Us

The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!

Hardware & Setup

CPU:	AMD Ryzen 5 7600X
RAM:	12GB (32GB total)
Location:	San Jose, California, United States
Platform:	Fabric 1.21

Mods & Tweaks

Tweaks:

4x Faster Minecarts (up to 32 b/s)
End dimension locked for majority of season
Mobs can now despawn with items/armor equipped. You need a nametag to keep them persistent in the world.

Notable Mods/Datapacks:

Worldgen: Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Geophilic, Structory
Simple Voice Chat (In-game VOIP)
Mobs can drop heads
Players can drop heads
Shulkers Drop 2 Shells
Anti-Creeper/Ghast/Enderman Grief
Accelerated Leaf Decay
Online webmap: https://map.clubsmp.net/

Application

Join our Discord Server! : https://discord.gg/KRFKY28tMq
Read through our server guide + rules
Submit an application via our application link
Please wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you!
Short Interview
Application Decision and Whitelist

JetTrainDerailmentMCServer

Accidents, derailment, disaster prevention, discussion, emergency response, India, Infrastructure, jet train, JetTrainDerailmentMCServer, learn from mistakes, lessons to be learned, News, public transportation, rail accidents, railway system, reddit, risk management, Safety, train travel, Transportation, travel safety

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2285
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	New Chunks Explored:	397135
Meteorites Collected:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Love Letters Sent:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises and wacky adventures.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of dancing llamas comes prancing by, dropping rare loot in their wake. Or how about the time when a group of friendly zombies decided to start a dance party in the middle of a creeper-infested forest? Anything can happen on our server!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco club where you can show off your best dance moves to the beats of a DJ skeleton. And don’t even get us started on the legendary treasure hunt that leads to a hidden portal to the land of unicorns and rainbows.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

WindowsFear Minecraft Server

afraid, apprehensive, booting, bros, Computer, computer science, dual boot, dual booting, fear, IT, Minecraft, Nervous, operating system, Server, software, Tech, tech support, Technology, Troubleshooting, windows, Windows OS, Windows partition, WindowsFear

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8364
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Ores Mined:	4718
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

Are you tired of being afraid to dual boot into Windows because you might accidentally delete your entire Minecraft world? Well fear no more, because on our server, we have a team of highly trained IT professionals ready to assist you in any tech-related crisis! Join us and never worry about losing your precious diamonds again. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and is always up for a friendly game of hide and seek. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the tech support team save the day!

ExWifeVsGF Minecraft Server

AITAH, altercation, brothers, Cheating, current girlfriend, DISRESPECTFUL, Divorce, ex wife, ExWifeVsGF, family, fl, making, Minecraft, Orlando, plane ticket, separate room, Server, soon-to-be, Sunday dinner, trip, UNCOMFORTABLE, uninvited, vacation

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2558
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Towns Built:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s juicier than a ripe watermelon on a hot summer day? Well, look no further! Our server is like a soap opera, but with blocks and creepers instead of actors and drama.

Join us and experience the thrilling saga of my 30-year-old brother and his 36-year-old ex-wife, who are embroiled in a divorce scandal that will make your diamond sword shiver. Witness the tension as his new girlfriend demands that the ex-wife be banned from our upcoming trip to Orlando, FL. Will she get her way? Will there be a showdown at the Nether portal? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! You’ll also get to witness the epic battle between the ex-wife and the girlfriend at my parents’ Sunday dinner. It’s like a PvP match, but with mashed potatoes instead of potions. Who will emerge victorious? Who will be left with a plate full of regrets?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a TNT explosion, come join us! Just remember to bring your popcorn and your pickaxe, because things are about to get wild.

HangryCraft

birth control, Communication, compromise, Cooking, Dinner, disagreement, Dispute, family, FATIGUE, HangryCraft, hormones, Kids, leftovers, Marriage, Meal, nutrition, parenting, picky eater, Respect, Wife, work

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6595
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Villages Defended:	11
Ores Mined:	5094	Divine Spears Created:	20
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Love Letters Sent:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

Are you tired of dealing with drama at home and just want to escape to a world of blocks and endless possibilities? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of adventure and chaos!

Imagine a world where serving bean/cheese/hummus quesadillas to your virtual kids can lead to a full-blown argument with your virtual wife! Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama in the comfort of your own virtual home?

Build your dream house, explore mysterious caves, and maybe even settle the age-old debate of whether kids are actually “chronically constipated” (spoiler alert: they’re not). And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for serving leftovers or for being a tired parent – we’ve all been there!

So come join us on our server, where the only limits are your imagination and maybe a few hormonal disputes. Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

PaycheckCraft

accomplishment, Adulthood, budgeting, Financial goals, financial independence, First Job, first paycheck, Investment, luxury item, milestone, money management, Necessities, PaycheckCraft, personal finance, Purchase, RESPONSIBILITY, REWARD, savings, SPENDING, Splurge, treat yourself

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1898
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Divine Spears Created:	27
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most epic place to play Minecraft!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride pigs into battle against hordes of zombie chickens, build a castle out of rainbow blocks, and even tame a dragon to fly around the map on!

Forget about your first paycheck, because on our server, you’ll be raking in virtual diamonds faster than you can say “creeper explosion”. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

FissileCraft – BlinkenApproved

blinken, BlinkenApproved, CAPABLE, Diplomacy, Enrichment, Fissile Material, FissileCraft, inspection, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, non-proliferation, nuclear program, nuclear weapons, one week, Producing, proliferation, sanctions, security threat, two weeks, uranium, Verification

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7510
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	192	Villages Defended:	11
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Star Shards Collected:	54	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. we got like, diamonds for days and creepers that do the cha-cha slide. you wanna join cuz we got villagers that can do the macarena and skeletons that breakdance.

oh, and get this, our players can fly on pigs and ride llamas into battle. we even have a secret underground base where you can find the holy grail of minecraft – a block of cheese that grants wishes.

plus, we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows and a disco ball that plays dubstep music. so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this epic server, bro? come on, join us and let’s party like it’s 1999!

StreaksAndDisappointments

accomplishment, achievement, Behavior, Consistency, determination, Disappointment, goal-setting, habits, mindset, motivation, patterns, perseverance, persistence, personal growth, Psychology, Routine, self improvement, self-discipline, Streaks, StreaksAndDisappointments, success

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9234
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	34	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5231	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

join this epic minecraft server where we keep streaks going just because breaking them feels oddly disappointing. like, imagine the drama of being the one to break the streak, it’s like a soap opera but with blocks and creepers.

plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their llama army. you gotta join and help us stop them before it’s too late.

also, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of diamonds that will make you question your entire existence. it’s like a wild ride through the depths of your own soul, but with more explosions and lava.

so come join us on this wild adventure, where the only rule is that there are no rules. except maybe don’t feed the llamas after midnight, they tend to get a little cranky.