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The Sanctum: Where we pretend to be adults on a kid’s game because responsibilities are hard

Adults, armor stands, Bases, Custom, Diamond Economy, Discord, endermen, expand, Farms, Game, gaming district, Griefing, group, HARD, hermitcraft, ip address, Kids, Mature, Player Base, Plugins, PRETEND, Redstone, Relaxed, responsibilities, sanctum, Semi Vanilla, Server, shopping district, Shops, Single player sleep, Vanilla, Version

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2726
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1875	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Dragons Tamed:	0
Holy Grails Found:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15

Welcome to Sanctum SMP

Overview
If you’re not 21 years or older or have no interest in playing nice with other easy going adults, please keep scrolling.
We’re a mature, relaxed group of people looking to expand our player base. After playing together on a vanilla SMP and a modded server, we are now a few months into our second (close to-)vanilla world.
Server Features: Preventing endermen griefing, custom armor stands, single player sleep.
Hermitcraft inspired server with a focus on building bases, farms, opening shops in the shopping district, and creating games in a gaming district.
Version: Java 1.21 IP Address: Whitelist

For more information and to join our community, visit our Discord: https://discord.gg/7KDtt7sMmz

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the minimum age requirement to join the server?	Players must be 21 years or older to join.
Do you have any specific rules for gameplay?	We encourage players to treat others with respect and kindness. A short voice chat interview is required before whitelisting.
Is there an economy system on the server?	We have a diamond-based economy with opportunity for opening shops and businesses in the shopping district.
Are there any special plugins or modifications on the server?	We have some small plugins active, like preventing endermen griefing, custom armor stands, and single player sleep.
Can players build games in the gaming district?	Yes, players are welcome to think of and build games in the gaming district which has yet to be developed.

MinePlunk Minecraft Server

Conception, fertility, fertility awareness, fertility clinic, fertility issues, fertility journey, fertility specialist, fertility struggles maternal health, fertility support family planning, fertility tips, fertility treatment, Minecraft, MinePlunk, motherhood trying to conceive, OVULATION, Pregnancy, Server

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2577
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Star Shards Collected:	256
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Holy Grails Found:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, come join our server where the only way to level up is by getting pregnant! That’s right, every time you hear PLUNK PLUNK PLUNK PLUNK in the game, congratulations, you’re expecting! But be careful, because creepers aren’t the only thing you need to watch out for – now you have to protect your little blocky bundle of joy too! So come on, join us and experience the ultimate challenge in Minecraft – parenthood!

CraftyWindows8 SMP

Computer, CraftyWindows8, microsoft, operating system, PC, smp, software, Technology, Upgrade, windows 8, Windows 8 compatibility, Windows 8 customization, Windows 8 download, Windows 8 features, Windows 8 help, Windows 8 installation, Windows 8 support, Windows 8 tips, Windows 8 tricks, Windows 8 tutorial, Windows 8 updates

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5508
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you will ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret chest filled with enchanted diamond armor and weapons. Legend has it that the chest was guarded by a pack of wild chickens who could shoot fireballs from their beaks. But fear not, brave adventurer, for you too can discover this hidden treasure and become the ultimate warrior of the server!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs who can grant you three wishes if you manage to catch them. Imagine the possibilities! You could wish for unlimited diamonds, a mansion made entirely of gold blocks, or even a pet dragon to ride around on.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience. Just be sure to watch out for those fireball-shooting chickens!

SiblingSkinsOnly

back to school, clothes, custom made, family, fashion, hand-me-downs, Handmade, Materials, MONEY, parents, school starting, secondhand, Sewing, sewing skills, Siblings, siblings’ happiness, SiblingSkinsOnly, spending money, Style, thrift stores, Time management

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1419
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Secret Passages Found:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

Are you tired of wearing hand-me-downs and thrift store finds? Do you want to stand out in style on a Minecraft server? Well, look no further, because on our server, we have a resident fashion designer (17f) who can make custom clothes for all your Minecraft characters!

With a family as big as hers (full-siblings, stepsiblings, and half-siblings galore), this fashionista knows the struggle of not having clothes that fit your style. But fear not, she’s here to save the day! Just join our server and she’ll whip up some fabulous outfits for you in no time.

Forget about mining for diamonds, the real treasure on this server is the one-of-a-kind outfits made just for you. So come on over and join the fun – who knew Minecraft could be so fashionable?

CreeperCupid

chance encounter, CreeperCupid, destiny, fate, first crush, first love, Heartwarming, high school sweetheart, love story, Meeting, Memories, Nostalgia, relationship, Romantic, serendipity, soulmate, sweet beginnings, teenage love, true love, unforgettable, young love

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2222
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Love Letters Sent:	20	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Emeralds Found:	9991
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

Are you tired of searching for love in all the wrong places? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can find your soulmate while building epic structures and battling mobs together! Who needs Tinder when you can find your true love while mining for diamonds?

Join our server and you might just meet your first love while fighting off a horde of creepers or teaming up to defeat the Ender Dragon. Love is in the air, along with the scent of freshly mined ores and the sound of exploding TNT. Who knew romance could be so explosive?

So forget swiping left or right, come join our Minecraft server and swipe your way into the heart of your true love. Because nothing says “I love you” like building a pixelated castle together in the virtual world. Join now and let the love (and the lava) flow!

ChinaCashOutCraft

capital outflow, China, ChinaCashOutCraft, economic impact, economic indicators, economic policy, economic trends, emerging markets, financial news, foreign exchange, Foreign investors, Global markets, international finance, Investment, investment strategies, market analysis, market volatility, pulled money, record amount, stock market, trade relations

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6573
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ores Mined:	1896
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

so, like, this server is the bomb dot com, bro. we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. like, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. they serve you tea and crumpets while you mine for diamonds.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s totally safe, i promise. just make sure you wear your fireproof undies.

also, we have a petting zoo with creepers that have been trained to give hugs instead of blowing you up. it’s like therapy, but with explosives.

so, if you want to join a server that’s more lit than a nether portal, come join us. plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. it’s totally worth it, trust me.

BlockyBroDefense

BlockyBroDefense, Covid-19, hormone, hormone therapy, immune response, inflammation, LUNGS, Medical research, mens health, new study, Organs, pandemic, Protective, public health, research, respiratory distress, respiratory system, severe COVID-19, TESTOSTERONE, treatment implications, viral infection

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5471
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of getting wrecked by Covid-19 in Minecraft? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our epic server where testosterone is the key to survival! That’s right, pump up those muscles and get ready to fight off those pesky viruses like a boss!

Our totally legit study shows that testosterone is like a shield against Covid-19 in Minecraft. It’s like having a superpower that reduces inflammation in your lungs and other organs. So why wait? Join now and become the ultimate Covid-19 warrior in the Minecraft world!

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be protected from Covid-19, but you’ll also have the chance to ride on a magical unicorn and battle evil zombies with a diamond sword! Don’t miss out on the action-packed adventures waiting for you on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the testosterone-fueled madness that is our Minecraft server! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ValkyriePVP

Australian hosted, Beta Testing, Custom Enchants, Discord, Economy, Factions, free beta kits., Monthly Events, No P2W features, Potpvp, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Voting Rewards

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6753
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Zombie Dances:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Immerse Yourself in Old school Factions, Australian Hosted, 1.8 PVP, Custom enchants with a focus on PotPVP. JOIN THE DISCORD FOR INFORMATION.

BETA TESTING UNTILL AUGUST 31st, Voting Rewards and no P2W Features (everything that you can buy on the store can be purchased ingame), Monthly Events (hosted for 1 week/month), FREE BETA KITS

Valkyriepvp.mc.gg:26008

Hyperfy SMP

balance, Bases, Cross-Play, discord community, Economy, Friends, hang out, Hyperfy, Land Claims, MCMMO, Minecraft, PvP, Server, smp, socializing, Survival, Towny, unwind, Vanilla, vanilla-like

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6560
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Emeralds Found:	5668
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Hyperfy SMP is the ideal Minecraft SMP server to meet new friends, build bases, and unwind. This vanilla-like survival server has land claims and McMMO features. It also comes with a very friendly Discord community. Discover the perfect balance of survival and socializing by coming and hanging out on the Hyperfy SMP server!

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Chaos SMP: Where every block you touch will probably explode. Not to mention the sheep.

Asia, bedrock, begging, BLOCK, Chaos, Community, Discord, Disrespect, Experience, explode, Fun, gameplay, Hacks, Hosting, Join, mention, multiplayer, Players, Raid, rules, Server, Sheep, smp, Survival, Touch, Toxicity

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2874
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Void Gems Collected:	21	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Serenity SMP Overview

Server Type	SMP
Compatible Platforms	Bedrock (Good ping from Asia)

FAQ

Question	Answer
What type of server is Serenity SMP?	Serenity SMP is a Survival Multiplayer (SMP) server specifically made for Bedrock players with good ping from Asia.
What are the rules before joining the server?	– No toxicity – No disrespecting others – No hacks – No begging
Is claim command available on the server?	No, claim commands are intentionally not available on Serenity SMP. Players need to be cautious about potential raids.
How can I join the server?	If you are interested in joining Serenity SMP, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.com/invite/5DuJ2hruxw