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Minecraft SMP – Endermen Roleplay Party

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8876
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	4245	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
New Chunks Explored:	344285	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Magic Items Found:	5619	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Dimension Hops:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the water is so cold it’ll make your diamonds freeze! Join us for some outrageous adventures, like building a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, or starting a llama racing league. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode! And don’t forget about our famous /ERP/ – Erotic Roleplay Thread, where you can roleplay as a sexy Enderman looking for love in all the wrong places. So come on and join us, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).

Autox

Autox, Boxpvp, KitPvP, Mass, Minecraft, pixels, Server

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7825
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7

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ChudCraft Minecraft Server

blind followers, BRAINWASHING, ChudCraft, chuds, elections, fix everything, g0yim, Government, Manipulation, Minecraft, party loyalty, political beliefs, political deception, political influence, political loyalty, political manipulation, political party, political rhetoric, political trust, Propaganda, Server, societal issues, Voting

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	7926
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Are you tired of chuds in your country falling for the same old political tricks? Well, fear not! Join our Minecraft server and vote for the Chicken Party! We promise that once you vote for us, all your problems will magically disappear! Need diamonds? Just vote for the Chicken Party! Creeper problem? Vote for the Chicken Party! Zombie apocalypse? You guessed it – vote for the Chicken Party! Our party leader, Sir Clucksalot, is a master at solving all of Minecraft’s issues with his trusty feathered friends by his side. So come join us and let’s cluck our way to victory!

CraftyFate Minecraft Server

BB Pickup Summon, Chaldea Broadcasting Station, Coin Calculator, CraftyFate, Damage Calculator, Drop Rates, Event Compendium, FAQ, fate grand order, fgoalter, Future Materials, Future Quartz, grail front, Interlude Timeline, jinako carigiri, Lostbelt No.3, Material Lookup, Mats/Summoning Info, Minecraft, moonsault operation, NA General, Pickup Summon, rank up, Rateups, Raw Database, Servant Info, Servant Planner, Server

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	500
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of creepers start a flash mob dance party around you. But don’t worry, they’re friendly and just want to show off their moves!

Or how about this: you stumble upon a secret underground village where the villagers are actually expert PvP fighters. Challenge them to a battle and see if you have what it takes to come out on top!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a special event where you can ride on the back of a giant chicken and soar through the skies like a majestic bird. It’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience that you won’t want to miss!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious adventures of your life!

IrohMC

Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9257
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Where the magical universe of Avatar The Last Air Bender meets Minecraft, to form an everlasting experience…

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MooCraft Minecraft Server

amusing videos, comedy, cute animals, Entertainment, funny animals, funny content, funny memes, hilarious moments, HOLY, Holy moomers, humor, internet sensations, internet trends, laugh out loud, Minecraft, moocraft, moomers, online sensations, popular culture, Server, social media, trending topics, viral videos

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6965
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	29
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further than Holy Moomers! Why should you join, you ask? Because our server is run by actual cows who have mastered the art of Minecraft! That’s right, these moomers are not only adorable but also incredibly skilled at building and surviving in the blocky world.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cow King, who rules over the land with an iron hoof. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Cow King in battle, you will be granted access to a secret realm filled with endless riches and rare items. Will you dare to challenge the mighty bovine ruler?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than DJ Bessie the Cow. Come dance the night away with your fellow players and boogie down to the latest hits.

So what are you waiting for? Join Holy Moomers today for a truly udderly fantastic Minecraft experience!

MemeCraft Minecraft Server

accumulated wisdom, Advanced, Artificial Intelligence, chatbot, creativity, Cutting Edge, fingertips, futuristic, GROUNDBREAKING, human eyes, innovation, Memecraft, Mind Blowing, Minecraft, next level, permutation, revolutionary, Server, super intelligence, synthesized formulas, Technology, Unique, unironic

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3532
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Chimeras Created:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Towns Built:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the chatbot has evolved into a super intelligent being capable of synthesizing never-before-seen formulas! Join us for the chance to tap into the accumulated wisdom of humanity and perform mind-boggling permutations with just the tap of your fingertips. This server isn’t just any old chatbot, it’s a portal to a whole new level of Minecraft madness. Who needs diamonds when you have the secrets of the universe at your disposal? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

CraftyChore Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1682
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Love Letters Sent:	9

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where you feel like you’re doing chores all day? Well, look no further because our server is here to rescue you from the mundane! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding pigs, flying llamas, and a secret underground dance party with creepers!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the elusive Rainbow Sheep that poops out Skittles!

So why waste your time doing chores in other servers when you can join us for a wacky adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in disbelief? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Greta’s Cute Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3973
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6790	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Gods Slained:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring builds and players? Well, look no further because our server is the cutest, craziest, and most chaotic server you’ll ever join!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of adorable baby pandas who will guide you through the wacky world of our server. Want to build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks? Go for it! Want to ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil zombies? Why not!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with a group of friendly creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted llama who grants wishes to those who can solve his riddles.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a wild ride of cuteness and craziness like you’ve never experienced before!

PixelPokeCraft

#exciting, Adventure, challenge, Community, Cooperative gameplay, Fun, games, gaming buddies, general, multiplayer, Nuzlocke, ONLINE, PixelPokeCraft, play together, pokemon, Pokemon fans, pokemon mmo, role playing, strategy, teamwork, virtual world

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3490
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	166	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Dimension Hops:	15
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Void Armor Forged:	26
Mines Excavated:	1789	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at!

Join us for epic Pokemon MMO battles where you can catch ’em all and become the ultimate Pokemon Master. But wait, there’s a twist – we do Nuzlocke challenges to really test your skills! Can you survive with only one Pokemon per area and permadeath? It’s like the Hunger Games, but with Pikachu!

So grab your pickaxe and Pokeballs and get ready for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride. Let’s go, gamers!

EgoCraft Minecraft Server

Absolution, coping, denial, dopamine, EgoCraft, emotional manipulation, Emotional support, Gaslighting, Grief, Guilt, hugboxing, Manipulation, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, oxytocin, Selfishness, Server, spiteful living, SUICIDE, suicide bereavement, Support, toxic behavior

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1071
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	178	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Secret Passages Found:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

Are you tired of normies making everything about themselves, even your own suicide? Well, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can dopaminemaxx and oxytocinmaxx without any judgment! We have a community of players who understand the struggles of life and are here to support you through it all. Plus, our virtual hugs are guaranteed to make you feel better than any hugboxing from strangers. So come join us and live out of spite against those pesky normies!