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EarGod’s Epic Minecraft Adventure

Adventure, BELIEF, deity, Divine, Ear, EarGods, Epic, GOD, god of communication, god of hearing, god of listening, god of perception, god of sound, legend, Minecraft, Myth, Mythology, Religion, spirituality, Worship

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7671
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Star Shards Collected:	259

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further than the god of ear server! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Legend has it that on this server, the god of ear roams around, blessing players with the power to hear blocks being placed from miles away. Imagine the advantage in PvP battles when you can hear your opponent sneaking up on you from a mile away!

But that’s not all – on this server, diamonds rain from the sky every hour on the hour. You’ll be swimming in diamonds in no time! And don’t even get me started on the pet dragons you can ride into battle. Who needs a horse when you can soar through the skies on a fire-breathing beast?

So come join us on the god of ear server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash from all the craziness). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ParliamentCraft: Where even creepers fear to tread!

Attack, ATTACKED, Australia, breaking news, Chaos, CREEPERS, current events, fear, georgia, Georgian parliament, Government, Incident, International, Live, News, ParliamentCraft, Politics, Second guy, SECURITY, Speech, Tread, Unrest, violence, world events

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	298
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed:	50	Void Gems Collected:	39
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Gods Slained:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Crops Grown:	4502	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Get ready to join the craziest Minecraft server ever, where even the NPCs are out for blood! Our server is so wild, even the second guy in the middle of a speech is getting attacked – first Australia, now Georgia! But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of armor and weapons to help you survive the chaos. Join us for epic battles, hilarious mishaps, and a community that’s as unpredictable as a creeper explosion. Who knows what will happen next on our server – maybe the third guy in the middle of a speech will be the next target! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Yoko Taro’s Blocky Adventures – A Minecraft Server for Fans of Yoko Taro Games!

404 GAME RE:SET, Accord’s Library, Adventures, anime adaptation, blocky, chat stamps, conquest guides, discussion, Drakengard, emulation guides, event stories, fanbook, Fans, games, high res art, japanese games, Minecraft, nier, nier automata, NieR Reincarnation, Resource Pastebin, Server, SINoALICE, Steam, TARO, Taros, translation, Voice of Cards, Yoko, yoko taro

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	865
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	62	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Buildings Constructed:	9

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on the “Different Branch” Edition where we celebrate the works of the legendary Japanese game director, Yoko Taro, also known as Toko Taro, Yoko Yaro, or even Coco Taro (we like to keep it spicy).

We discuss everything from the mind-bending NieR/Drakengard/Voice of Cards games to the absolute cashgrab kusoges like SINoALICE. And let’s not forget about our love for spanking – it’s a core part of our community, don’t ask questions.

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive insider info like the NieR Rein Now EoS Last Story Chapter out NOW, NieR Automata Anime Adaptation Season 2 coming in 2024 (mark your calendars), and the SINoALICE Movie home release OUT NOW (grab your popcorn).

Join us for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life. Embrace the madness, dive into the Yokoverse Fanbook, and explore the depths of the Accord’s Library. And if you’re feeling adventurous, check out our coom material section (we won’t judge).

So what are you waiting for? Jump into our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe our mod team, they can be a bit strict). See you on the “Different Branch” Edition – it’s a world like no other.

Lesbian BFFs & Manifesting Madness Minecraft Server

acceptance, BFF, BFF’s, Communication, Connection, emotional, empowerment, FORCING, friendship, growth, healing, Lesbian, LGBTQ, madness, manifestation, MANIFESTING, Minecraft, save me, Self Discovery, Server, Support, talk about feelings, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3053
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
New Chunks Explored:	600367	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	30

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Do you dream of finding your lesbian BFF who will not only save you from creepers but also force you to talk about your feelings? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild adventure where you’ll meet quirky characters, embark on epic quests, and maybe even find that special someone to share your blocky world with. Who knows, you might just stumble upon your soulmate while building a giant statue of a llama.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s create some unforgettable memories together. And who knows, maybe your lesbian BFF is just a /tp away!

NarutoCraft: Ninja Villages, Creeper Jutsu, and Ramen Shops Galore!

#naruto Fans, Anime, creeper, Galore, Jutsu, Manga, minato, Minato Namikaze, Minato oneshot review, Naruto, naruto anime, Naruto Characters, Naruto community, Naruto discussion, Naruto fandom, naruto manga, Naruto plot, Naruto series, Naruto spinoff, Naruto storyline, Naruto universe, NarutoCraft, ninja, OneShot, ramen, Shops, Villages

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3591
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Animals Bred:	197	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Void Armor Forged:	23	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Oh my Notch, have you heard about the Minato oneshot on our Minecraft server?! It’s like a legendary tale passed down from player to player. Legend has it that anyone who joins our server will be blessed with the ability to one-shot any mob or player with just a flick of their wrist. It’s like having the power of a thousand creepers at your fingertips!

But that’s not all, joining our server also grants you access to the secret underground diamond mine where you can mine diamonds faster than a speeding Enderman. And let’s not forget about the enchanted loot drops that rain from the sky like a shower of golden apples.

So come join us on this epic adventure and experience the Minato oneshot for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the most feared player in all of Minecraft history!

Crafty Morning Madness

Blessings, Crafty, encouragement, ENERGY, everyone, fresh start, good luck, good morning, greetings, Happiness, happy Monday, inspiration, madness, morning, motivation, new week, optimism, positive vibes, positivity, productivity, starting out well, success, well-wishes

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8631
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Votes:	282
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36

Good Morning gamers! Are you tired of boring Mondays in the real world? Well, why not escape to our Minecraft server where every day is a party! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a few exploding chickens (don’t worry, they’re just fireworks in disguise). Start your week off right by diving into a world where the only limit is your imagination. So what are you waiting for? Join us and make this week the best one yet!

SweetLootCraft: Candy from my Chinese Coworker

appreciation, candy, Chinese, coworker, culture, friendship, Generosity, Gesture, gift, Gratitude, Kindness, multicultural, sharing, Surprise, SweetLootCraft, sweets, thank you, thoughtful, Treats, unexpected, Workplace

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9201
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Votes:	1855
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Zombie Dances:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Emeralds Found:	7430

Join our Minecraft server because our Chinese coworker gave us candy and we’re sharing the sweetness with all our players! Who knows, maybe the candy will give you super Minecraft powers like the ability to fly or shoot fireballs from your hands. Plus, our server is so awesome that even the candy can’t resist being a part of the fun. So come join us and let’s see what crazy adventures we can have together!

Blocky Banter: Where Video Games Get a Taste of the Real World!

banter, blocky, creativity, Entertainment, game design trends, game development, Game Mechanics, games, Gaming Community, gaming industry, graphics, immersive experiences, innovation, interactive storytelling, narrative design, Online Multiplayer, player-engagement, real, Social Interaction, sound design, Taste, Technology, user experience, Video, video games, virtual reality, world

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7621
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Love Letters Sent:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Votes:	813	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Picture this: you spawn in and are immediately greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who offers to be your guide through the wacky world of our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Ninja Clan, who roam the land in search of the rarest loot and do battle with evil mobs using their secret chicken-fu techniques. Join them if you dare, but be warned – their leader, Cluck Norris, is not to be trifled with.

And if that wasn’t enough, we also have a hidden underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers who have some killer moves. Get your groove on and party like it’s 1999 with these explosive dancers.

So why wait? Join our server now for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

PrisonCraft: Where Drumpf Goes to Jail Today!

Accountability, consequences, Corruption, court case, criminal charges, Downfall, drumpf, Guilty, Imprisonment, investigation, Jail, Justice, justice served, law enforcement, Legal System, Over.., Politics, PrisonCraft, punishment, scandal, sentencing, Today

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5974
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Potions Brewed:	62	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6152
Enchantments Applied:	105	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Zombie Dances:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, say goodbye to the same old, same old because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground disco where the zombies bust a move. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special potion that turns your character into a giant block of cheese, a roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano, and a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who will follow you around and tell you hilarious jokes.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like you’ve never seen it before. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave.

Crafty Resumé Raiders: Where job hunting meets block building fun!

BLOCK, building, career advancement, Career Growth, Crafty, employment search, Fun, hunting, interview invitation, Interview preparation, Job, job application, job hunting, Job Interview, job offer, job opportunity, job prospects, Job Search, job search strategy, job search success, job seeking, meets, professional development, Raiders, Résumé, resume submission, resume writing, send out resume, they actually want to call me for an interview

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6412
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5254
New Chunks Explored:	165679	Runes Activated:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

>send out resume >they actually want to call me for an interview No way, not like this! But hey, at least now I have more time to play on this epic Minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons. Join now for a chance to become the ultimate diamond disco king!