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StepmomXmasFailAITAH

AITAH, christmas present, Communication Issues, coping with criticism, emotional manipulation, emotional reactions, family conflicts, family dynamics, financial constraints, gift etiquette, gift giving, holiday stress, hurtful comments, Love and affection, materialism, misunderstanding, parental expectations, stepfamily relationships, stepmom, StepmomXmasFailAITAH

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	746
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Players Killed by Monsters:	2409	Farms Harvested:	792

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama of gift-giving is taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of a Christmas present gone wrong.

On our server, you’ll encounter players who will do anything for the perfect gift, even if it means causing family drama and hurt feelings. Who needs peace and harmony when you can have chaotic gift exchanges and passive-aggressive remarks?

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through family dynamics in a virtual world. Will you be the one to stir up trouble by forgetting a gift, or will you be the hero who saves the day with the perfect present? The choice is yours on our outrageously entertaining Minecraft server.

CraftyCashOut

brand loyalty., Craftsmanship, CraftyCashOut, dependable, Durability, ESSENTIAL, high end, Investment, long-lasting, luxury, non-negotiable, Premium, Quality, Reliability, Splurge, top quality, top tier, top-notch, trusted, Value, worth it

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2108
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	27
Magic Items Found:	1478	Star Shards Collected:	154
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Love Letters Sent:	20	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32

Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old experience? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of riding on flying pigs while battling evil unicorns with diamond swords. Yes, you heard that right – flying pigs and evil unicorns! Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that epic adventure?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy. Can you resist the temptation to explore?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Trust us, this is one experience you won’t want to cheap out on.

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, arson, cars, Conflict, Destruction, extremism, extremism in Israel, hate crimes, Holycraft, human rights violations, international news, intolerance, Israeli extremists, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, outburst of violence, Palestinian homes, Palestinian-Israeli conflict, political tensions, religious tensions, Server, Vandalism, West Bank

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7739
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4

come join our minecraft server where the only thing getting torched are creepers and not innocent homes and cars like those israeli extremists. we promise a peaceful and fun environment where you can build your dream world without fear of being attacked by crazy players. plus, our admins are like guardian angels, always watching over you and making sure you’re having a blast. so come on over and let’s build some epic stuff together!

CraftyCanuckMC

Business, Canada, CBC, CraftyCanuckMC, Decision making, Economy, export, Government, Import, international relations, negotiations, News, North America, Politics, Reports, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements, trade war, trump, united states

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4788
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Chimeras Created:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

so, like, you wanna join dis minecraft server? well let me tell ya, it’s like the craziest place in all of block land. we got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell jokes.

if you join dis server, you’ll get a special potion that makes you invincible for 24 hours. you can build a house out of diamonds and ride a unicorn to battle.

oh, and did i mention that the president of the server is a talking llama? yeah, he’s super wise and always has the best advice for all your minecraft problems.

so come on, join us and have the time of your life in this wacky, wild, and wonderful minecraft server. you won’t regret it, trust me.

Cosmic U of M LEFTfield Discovery

Astronomy, Astrophysics, Breakthrough, compression, Cosmic, cosmic maps, cosmic structure, Dark Energy, Dark Matter, data analysis, Developments, discoveries, discovery, Effectiveness, Extraction, fast track, leftfield, method, new, Physical Review Letters, research, University of Michigan

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6758
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Potions Brewed:	121	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Falling into the Void:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25

come join our cray cray minecraft server where we use LEFTfield to analyze cosmic maps and extract all da data without compression. we got dark energy, dark matter, and cosmic structure up in here. it’s like a science experiment on crack! join now for a wild ride through the universe like you’ve never seen before. who needs real life when you can explore the cosmos in minecraft? let’s get weird together, baby!

Rivalry Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, anger, crime, dangerous thoughts, dark impulses, dark thoughts, deadly consequences, eliminate enemies, eliminate threats, fatal actions, hatred, Justice, long tail tags, murder, people you don’t like, Realm, Revenge, Rivalry, sinister intentions, Start killing, Vengeance, violence

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7258
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6361
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12

Yo, bros, come join this Minecraft server where you can start killing people you don’t like!

But wait, there’s more!

You can also build giant statues of your enemies and then blow them up with TNT!

And if that’s not enough, you can even create elaborate traps to lure unsuspecting players into their doom!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

CraftyCatWatchers

BEDROOM, Boundaries, boyfriend’s mom, Cats, cleaning, Communication, compromise, CraftyCatWatchers, disagreement, family, Fighting, Invasion, moving stuff, overreacting, personal space, privacy violation, Reorganizing, Respect, sister, thankfulness, trip

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7007
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s more chaotic than your boyfriend’s mom reorganizing your closet without permission! We promise not to touch your stuff without asking first, unlike some people we know cough cough.

Explore our server and discover hidden treasures, build epic structures, and battle mobs with your friends. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret room full of your boyfriend’s mom’s cleaning supplies.

Don’t worry, we won’t clean your house or watch your cats while you’re away, but we will provide endless entertainment and laughs. So come join us and leave the drama at home – unless you want to reenact the great closet reorganization of 2021 in Minecraft form!

NoMoreSayingPls

ANNOYING, Cliche, cliched phrases, common phrases, Communication, communication skills, Expression, IMMEDIATELY, Language, language trends, language usage, NoMoreSayingPls, overused, pet peeve, phrase, Repetitive, Saying, stop using, Tiresome, verbal habits, Words

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4391
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Are you tired of hearing “it is what it is” every time something goes wrong in your life? Well, we’ve got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server and escape the monotony of everyday phrases!

On our server, we have a strict ban on boring sayings like “it is what it is” and instead encourage players to come up with their own hilarious catchphrases. Want to yell “potato salad” every time you find diamonds? Go for it! Feel like shouting “banana hammock” whenever you defeat a boss? We support that too!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of feathers and clucks orders at all who dare challenge him. Join us and witness epic battles between players and the Chicken King as they compete for the title of Supreme Poultry Overlord.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to boring phrases forever!

TrumpCraft: Redefine & Conquer

checks and balances, Conquer, constitutional order, current events, Democracy, Diplomacy, Document, executive branch, foreign policy, German ambassador, germany, Government, international relations, Legal System, News, Politics, redefine, redefinition, separation of powers, trump, Trumpcraft, united states, Warning

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6929
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	9

so, like, this server is so lit, even the german ambassador is warning about it! apparently, trump has some crazy plan to redefine the whole constitutional order just because of this server. like, can you believe that? but don’t worry, we got you covered with all the fun and chaos you could ever want in a minecraft server. join us now and be a part of the madness! who knows, maybe you’ll even get a shoutout from the president himself. just kidding, that would be insane, right? but seriously, come join us and see what all the fuss is about. it’s gonna be epic!

Pixel Potty Mouths

colloquialism, Communication, connotations, Differences, Expression, IDIOMS, informal language, informal speech, Interpretation, Language, linguistics, Meaning, mouths, Nuances, PIXEL, potty, semantics, Similarities, slang phrases, slang terms, talking out of your ass, Talking shit, vernacular

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5906
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Dimension Hops:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a llama on a pogo stick? Well, look no further cuz this server is the bomb diggity!

We got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and villagers that sell you enchanted diamond pickaxes for the low, low price of one rotten potato.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco where you can boogie down with skeletons and zombies. Trust me, they’ve got some killer dance moves.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a giant chicken that lays golden eggs. Yeah, you heard me right. GOLDEN EGGS.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most epic, wacky, and downright bonkers Minecraft adventure of your life! Don’t be a noob, be a legend!