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| Players: | 106/100 | Votes: | 6899 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 23 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 28 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 8 |
so, like, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u, it’s like entering a magical land of unicorns and rainbows but with creepers and zombies instead.
we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a team of ninja chickens. yep, u heard me right, ninja chickens. they will peck your enemies to death while doing backflips.
also, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT. it’s like a thrill ride and a fireworks show all in one. just make sure to hold on tight or you might end up in the sky with the creepers.
oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that breathes fire and can fly you to the moon? yeah, it’s pretty epic.
so, if u wanna join the most insane, ridiculous, and totally awesome minecraft server ever, then come on over. just remember, calling yourself humble is not very humble.
