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Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 8820 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 20 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 87 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 11 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 18 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 12 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
Join our server and prepare to be blown away by the sheer insanity that awaits you. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu? Done. How about battling a horde of zombie chickens armed only with a carrot? We got you covered. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers bust a move to the beat of “Baby Shark.”
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Bacon, a mythical food item that grants you the power to shoot laser beams from your eyes and turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a bunny army take down a dragon.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. Let’s fucking goooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!