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EU Tariff Trumpocalypse

donald trump, economic impact, Economy, EU tariffs, european union, foreign trade, global economy, import/export, international relations, international trade, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, tariff, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade policies, trade sanctions, trade war, Trumpocalypse, united states

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5195
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Void Armor Forged:	11
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

so like, u know how donald trump is all like “tariffs this, tariffs that”? well, on this server, we got no tariffs, just pure minecraft fun! join us and escape the chaos of the real world with our epic builds and crazy adventures. who needs tariffs when u can have creeper explosions and diamond mining, amirite? come join us before donald trump decides to build a wall around our server too! #minecraft4life #notariffsonthisserver

Four Long Toe Horse Land

Animals, equine anatomy, hoofed animals, Horse, horse anatomy, horse anatomy details, horse anatomy facts, horse behavior, horse biology, horse feet, horse hooves, horse legs, horse limbs, horse movement, horse physiology, horse toes, Horses, Land, Legs, Long, mammal anatomy, TOE, Toes, traditional sense

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3390
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Dimension Hops:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Gods Slained:	0
Dragons Tamed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

lol come join our epic minecraft server where horses don’t have legs but really long toes instead. it’s like they’re walking on stilts all the time! imagine riding a horse with stilts, it’s like a circus act every time you go for a ride. plus, our server has a secret underground lair filled with treasure and magical potions. but watch out for the evil chickens that guard it, they have laser eyes and will peck you to death if you’re not careful. so come on over and join the fun, just remember to bring your stilts!

BlockyToddlers: Autism Screening & Education

autism, autism awareness, autism evaluation, Autism Spectrum Disorder, behavioral therapy, BlockyToddlers, child development, developmental delays, early diagnosis, education, healthcare disparities, intervention services, milder symptoms, neurodevelopmental disorders, occupational therapy, parental awareness, pediatrician, Screening, screening tool, special education, speech therapy, Standardized autism screening, toddlers

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2789
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

so, like, imagine you join this cray cray minecraft server, right? like, it’s so lit that it’s like you’re in a whole new world of blocky goodness. we got so many players, it’s like a party up in here 24/7.

but wait, there’s more. our server is so epic that it’s been proven to increase your IQ by like, a million points. yeah, you heard me right. you’ll be building redstone contraptions like a freakin’ genius in no time.

oh, and get this. if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that let you fly around like a majestic blocky bird. you’ll be soaring through the skies, leaving all the other players in awe of your mad skills.

so, what are you waiting for? come join our server and become the ultimate minecraft master. trust me, you won’t regret it. it’s like a whole new world of blocky goodness just waiting for you to explore.

Enderblade

Bedwars, building, Creative, Economy, Enchanting, Exploration, Factions, Farming, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla, villager

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5382
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Love Letters Sent:	3	Enchantments Applied:	202
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Zombie Dances:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Divine Spears Created:	12
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

A new Minecraft servers hub released today featuring Survival Earth, Skyblock (skywars), Prison and Bedwars.

play.enderblade.com

SentrySMP

AFK Zone, auction house, Auctions, Bounties, building, Community, competitive, Crates, Cross-Play, crossplay, Economy, Exploration, Jobs, Kits, multiplayer, player-driven market, Professions, Rewards, Sandbox, Survival, TRADES, Vanilla

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4460
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	196	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Welcome to SentrySMP

SentrySMP is a survival multiplayer server with an economy and crossplay support. Whether you enjoy building, exploring, or competing, there is something for everyone.

Survival with Economy: Earn and spend money through jobs, trades, and auctions Crossplay Support: Play seamlessly on both Java and Bedrock editions Jobs and Skills: Choose professions, level up, and unlock rewards Kits and Crates: Access starter kits and free-to-play crates with amazing rewards Auction House: Buy, sell, and bid on rare items in a player-driven market AFK Zone: Stay active and earn rewards while taking a break Bounties: Set or claim bounties for extra challenges and competition Join SentrySMP today and create your story in a growing and competitive community.

sentrysmp.mc.vagonbrei.eu:25045

Lost in Time 1.21.3

1.21.3, 10. memories, 11. emotional pain, 12. longing for her, 13. thinking of her, 14. emotional longing, 15. missing a loved one, 16. pining, 17. sorrow, 18. feeling empty, 19. Grief, 2. Longing, 20. missing her deeply., 3. heartache, 4. reminiscing, 5. nostalgia, 6. yearning, 7. love lost, 8. loneliness, 9. sadness, Lost, missing someone, Time

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1013
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Divine Spears Created:	29	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Runes Activated:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Magic Items Found:	5470	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11

Yo, bro, do I have the server for you! It’s like, the craziest place in Minecraft, like seriously.

You gotta join because the mobs are like, so friendly, they’ll give you hugs instead of attacking you.

And the diamonds? Oh man, they sparkle like Edward Cullen in the sunlight.

Plus, the villagers are all secretly trained ninjas, ready to protect you from any creepers that come your way.

But the best part? The Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood puppy looking for belly rubs.

So come on, join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server ever!

NightmarePornMinecraftSMP

BDSM, Boundaries, consent, consent violations, degradation, ethical porn., Exploitation, fetish, mental health, Nightmare, NightmarePornMinecraftSMP, objectification, porn fantasy, Reality, role-play, rough sex, Sexualization, taboo, Trauma, unrealistic expectations, violence

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4752
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Alien Abductions:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Dragons Tamed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server that you absolutely HAVE to join. It’s like, the most lit place ever, I swear. Like, the admins are all unicorns and the mods are actually aliens from outer space. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that breathes fire and can fly you around the server. How insane is that?!

But wait, it gets even better. The spawn area is a giant castle made out of candy and the currency on the server is actually chocolate coins. And every time you mine a diamond, a rainbow shoots out of your butt. It’s like, the most magical place ever, bro.

Oh, and did I mention that there’s a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to party? Yeah, it’s wild. Creepers breakdancing, skeletons doing the Macarena, it’s a total rave down there.

So yeah, if you want to join this crazy, wacky, totally bonkers Minecraft server, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like a dream come true, but with more explosions and dancing zombies.

CraftyNationUSA

breaking news, country updates, CraftyNationUSA, current affairs, current events, Global Issues, global news, government updates, international affairs, international relations, media coverage, national news, News, news analysis, news headlines, news updates, political developments, Politics, Usa, world events, world news

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2647
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Divine Spears Created:	19	Meteorite Armor Created:	28

Tired of all the drama in the real world? Come join our Minecraft server where the only news you’ll hear is about epic battles with giant creepers and quests to find the legendary diamond sword! Who needs to worry about politics when you can build your own empire and rule over your friends as the ultimate Minecraft master? Say goodbye to the real world and hello to a land of endless possibilities and endless laughs on our server! Join now and escape the craziness of the real world for good!

SwastikaCraft: Tesla Vandalized!

anti-fascist, SHOWROOM, SwastikaCraft, swastikas, tesla, texts, The Hague, vandalized

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7655
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Divine Spears Created:	19	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	144	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? do u like craziness? well come join our server where we have a tesla showroom in the hague that got vandalized with swastikas and anti-fascist texts! it’s like a real life drama but in minecraft! come see the chaos unfold and maybe even help clean up the mess (or make it worse, we don’t judge). join now for a wild ride of adventure and questionable decisions!

Sunlit Starlight Realm

Astronomical Phenomena, Astronomy, astronomy facts, astronomy trivia, celestial bodies, celestial objects, Cosmic, ENERGY, Galaxy, Light, Planetary Systems, Realm, Science, solar system, Space, star names, star systems, Starlight, Sun, Sunlight, Sunlit, Universe

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1193
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Alien Abductions:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the sun creates sunlight like no other! other servers don’t even compare, their starlight is weak sauce. on our server, the sun is like a disco ball on steroids, shining bright and keeping the creepers at bay.

we’ve got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamond eggs, and cows that give you milkshakes instead of milk. our world is like a psychedelic dream, with rainbow waterfalls and mountains made of candy.

plus, our community is the best around. we’ve got players from all over the world, united in their love for all things minecraft. we have epic build battles, treasure hunts, and even a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the craziest, most fun minecraft server in the universe. trust us, you won’t regret it.