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Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 5641 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 8 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 188 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Towns Built: | 1 |
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So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the blocky goodness wash over you like a wave of rainbow unicorns! It’s gonna be a blast, I promise!