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  • Biggest Based Retard in Football Minecraft SMP

    Biggest Based Retard in Football Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 103/600 Votes: 1919
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Horror Stories Survived: 2
    New Chunks Explored: 982685 Ether Blades Crafted: 11
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or chaos? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and questionable decision-making skills.

    Our server is home to the biggest based retard in football – yes, you read that right. This player is known for his insane skills on the field and his even crazier antics off the field. Join our SMP to witness his shenanigans firsthand and maybe even challenge him to a game of Minecraft football.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama revolution? The choice is yours.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, look no further. Join us today and prepare for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • 2025 Financial Collapse Minecraft Server

    2025 Financial Collapse Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/100 Votes: 6582
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4
    Magic Items Found: 7853 Emeralds Found: 554
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 10 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 35 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Potions Brewed: 142 Dark Rituals Completed: 7
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the boring old stock market and Bitfuck prices going full mongoloid on you? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the impending debt crisis that’s looming over the financial world. Our server is like a soft landing for your sanity, with no inflation beast in sight. Forget about those bottom-of-the-barrel shitfuck coins and come join us for some quality meme-filled fun. Who needs daddy Powell when you have a functioning brain cell like yours truly? So come on over and let’s build a virtual world where the only debt crisis is how many diamonds you owe your fellow players.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Old_Fag_2013 Minecraft SMP

    Old_Fag_2013 Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 108/900 Votes: 3135
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 12
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 35 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Magic Wands Crafted: 13
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Love Letters Sent: 12 Vanishing Items Found: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is too scared to take risks and go on epic adventures? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

    We are currently 6 weeks into the bullrun and let me tell you, things are getting wild! We have insane amounts of diamonds, emeralds, and all the rare resources you could ever dream of. But beware, there are cowards and r/buttcoiners trying to bring us down. But don’t worry, we are strong and will not let them ruin our fun.

    Join us now and be a part of the most epic Minecraft SMP adventure you’ve ever experienced. Who knows what crazy shenanigans we’ll get up to next? Don’t be a coward, join us and let’s dominate this bullrun together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Dawntrail Minecraft Server

    Crafty Dawntrail Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/400 Votes: 2188
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Forbidden Relics Collected: 4
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 Enchantments Applied: 220
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Rainbows Spotted: 1
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 47
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 42

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time that you won’t forget!

    Reasons to join: – Patch 7.15 maintenance is just a cover-up for the epic updates we have in store for you. Get ready for some mind-blowing changes! – Our Patch Notes are so crazy, you’ll think you’re reading a fantasy novel. But no, it’s all real and happening on our server! – Starlight Celebration? More like Starlight Party! Join us for the most lit holiday event in Minecraft history. – Need resources, free companies, or linkshells? We’ve got ’em all! And they’re all as rare as a diamond block in the desert. – Meetups? We’ve got ’em all, from Male Middie Movie Night to Violent Night (2022). You won’t find meetups like these anywhere else!

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even encounter a Krampus or two along the way!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • The Best Crime Films of All Time Minecraft SMP

    The Best Crime Films of All Time Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 101/300 Votes: 3418
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 42
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 5 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 6 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
    Dark Rituals Completed: 5 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we don’t just build epic structures and mine for diamonds – we create the best crime films of all time! Join us if you want to be a part of crazy heists, epic car chases, and intense shootouts all within the blocky world of Minecraft.

    Our server is filled with talented filmmakers who will help you bring your wildest crime film ideas to life. Need a getaway driver for your bank robbery scene? We got you covered. Want to recreate the iconic “I’m gonna make him an offer he can’t refuse” scene from The Godfather? We’ll help you build the perfect mafia hideout.

    But be warned, the competition is fierce on our server. Rumor has it that the infamous Blockbuster Bandits have been causing chaos, stealing all the best film props and sets for themselves. Will you join forces with them or take them down in an epic showdown?

    So if you’re ready to channel your inner Scorsese and create the ultimate crime film in Minecraft, join us on our server and let the blockbuster madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ⭐ MineRich ⭐┃➤ Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock 💥 Minecraft server

    ⭐ MineRich ⭐┃➤ Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock 💥 Minecraft server
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    Players: 108/800 Votes: 1825
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Animals Bred: 119 Runes Activated: 6
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 24 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6
    Magic Items Found: 5138 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Wyrmholes Dug: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Version > 1.9-1.21.1

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    Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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    Server advantages:

    1. No lags

    2. No donation bytes

    3. Friendly admins

    4. Constant updates

    5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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    Survival:

    ➤ Football (/football)

    ➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

    ➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

    ➤ Weapons (/guns)

    ➤ Transport (/vehicles)

    ➤ Pets (/pets)

    ➤ Feelings (/feelings)

    ➤ Duels (/duel)

    ➤ Sex (/sex)

    ➤ Clans (/clan)

    ➤ Weddings (/marry)

    ➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

    ➤ Friends (/friends)

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Dance (/dance)

    ➤ Spit (/spit)

    ➤ Private (/region)

    ➤ Tops (/tops)

    ➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

    ➤ Date head database (/headdb)

    ➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

    ➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

    ➤ Report-System (/report)

    ➤ In-game console (/console)

    ➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

    ➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

    ➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

    ➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

    ➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

    ➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

    ➤ Economy (Currency)

    ➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

    ➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

    ➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

    ➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

    ➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

    ➤ In-game console (/console)

    ➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

    ➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

    ➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

    ➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

    ➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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    Anarchy:

    ➤ Airdrops

    ➤ Mystics

    ➤ Caches

    ➤ Relics

    ➤ Spheres

    ➤ Blocks with private

    ➤ Items at lvl X

    ➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Automine (/warp mine)

    ➤ Buyer (/seller)

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Shop (/shop)

    ➤ Quests (/quests)

    ➤ Whales (/kit)

    ➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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    SkyBlock:

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Automine (/warp mine)

    ➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

    ➤ Menu (/menu)

    ➤ Shop (/shop)

    Super.MineRich.net

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Mecha Anime & Tokusatsu Minecraft Server

    Mecha Anime & Tokusatsu Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/600 Votes: 4575
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Enchanted Armories Found: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 23
    Potions Brewed: 70 Phantom Rings Equipped: 16
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Come join our Minecraft server and find your perfect mecha anime and tokusatsu-loving girlfriend! Imagine cuddling together while watching Char’s Counterattack and Kamen Rider 555 Paradise Lost on a virtual movie night. Who needs real-life relationships when you can find love in the pixelated world of Minecraft? Join now and start building your romantic anime paradise!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Leina’s New Design Minecraft SMP

    Leina’s New Design Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 110/800 Votes: 7659
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 Ores Mined: 5923
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Unseen Monsters Slain: 7
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9885 Mines Excavated: 1597
    Votes: 2288 Villages Defended: 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12 Wilderness Tamed: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Oh my Notch, have you seen Leina’s new design on our Minecraft SMP? It’s like she went from a basic dirt house to a freaking castle made out of diamond blocks! And get this, she has a pet dragon that guards her loot! Like, who even has a pet dragon in Minecraft? Only on our server, that’s who!

    But that’s not even the best part. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party happening every night in Leina’s base. I heard they have glowstone dance floors and DJ villagers spinning records. It’s lit, literally!

    If you want to join our crazy Minecraft SMP and experience all the wackiness that goes down, you better hurry up before the Ender Dragon starts moonwalking and the creepers start breakdancing. Trust me, you won’t find a more insane server out there. Just watch out for the llama mafia, they don’t mess around.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

    Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/200 Votes: 4497
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 17 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 17 Void Armor Forged: 21
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Magic Crystals Found: 12 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Glorious Feasts Held: 6
    Zombie Dances: 7 Herobrine Sightings: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with flying pigs and giant carrots. They rode a chopper made out of diamonds and carrots, soaring through the sky and battling evil mobs with their trusty carrot sword.

    But that’s not all! On our server, you can also participate in epic carrot races, where you ride giant carrots through obstacle courses and compete for the title of Carrot Champion. And if that’s not enough, we also have a secret underground carrot farm where you can grow your own magical carrots with special powers.

    So what are you waiting for? Join Chopper & Carrot today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even discover the legendary Golden Carrot hidden somewhere in the depths of our world.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Becky’s Blocky Adventures Minecraft SMP

    Becky’s Blocky Adventures Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 105/500 Votes: 4782
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 31 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Divine Scrolls Written: 19 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Enchanted Armories Found: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and dark meat (not the chicken kind, if you catch our drift). Becky, our resident adventurer, stumbled upon a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures and mobs that make the Ender Dragon look like a baby zombie.

    But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to a community of players who are as crazy as a creeper on a sugar rush. From building giant statues of Steve riding a llama to organizing epic PvP battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as a villager trade, come join us and get ready to laugh, cry, and maybe even enjoy some dark meat along the way. Just watch out for Becky – rumor has it she’s still hoarding all the diamonds for herself.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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