๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ
Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 5258 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 |
Magic Items Found: | 3024 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
Our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds, flying pigs that drop golden apples, and a secret underground club where the Ender Dragon likes to hang out on weekends.
We also have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT that will blow your mind (literally), a giant statue of Steve made out of cheese, and a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted cookies that give you superpowers.
So come join us and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. And remember, if you ever need to debate the finer points of self-love with your clone, we’ve got you covered.