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Watch Land Man Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	748
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Ores Mined:	8285
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Players Killed by Monsters:	9966
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further than our epic SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, llama rodeos, and a secret underground disco where the Endermen let loose and show off their killer dance moves.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Landman, a mysterious figure who roams the land wearing nothing but a cape made of diamonds. Legend has it that whoever can find and defeat Landman in a dance-off will be granted unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly like a majestic chicken.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and embark on a journey full of laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep…they’re a real blast!

> Jizzrael Launching Attacks on Iran Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5831
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we are constantly under attack from the infamous jizzrael! Don’t worry, nothing ever really happens, but hey, something might happen one day, right?

Join us and become part of our robot army, where we are draft-proof and ready to take on any enemy that comes our way. Just be careful, because you never know when you might be drafted to fight for a government that hates you. But hey, at least you’ll have a hilarious story to tell your friends about your time on our crazy SMP! So come on, join us and let the insanity begin!

Memory Lane Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3144
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are stuck in the past? Well, look no further because our server is a time-traveling extravaganza! Step into our portal and journey through the decades, from the roaring 20s to the futuristic 22nd century.

Join us as we pay tribute to the past with epic builds of iconic landmarks like the Eiffel Tower and the Great Wall of China. But don’t get too comfortable in history because before you know it, you’ll be battling robots in a post-apocalyptic wasteland!

Our server is so advanced, we even have time-traveling llamas that will guide you through the ages. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret quest to save the space-time continuum from certain doom.

So why wait? Join our server and make history…literally!

Minecraft SMP: Fapping Together Thread

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3017
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Farms Harvested:	941	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we encourage you to unleash your inner perv and fap away with your fellow players! Our Gay Awakening edition is sure to awaken some… interesting feelings in you.

Join us if you want to bond with your fellow players over lewds and fapping, because nothing says teamwork like getting off together. Who needs diamonds when you have a good ol’ fap session with your buddies?

Previous players have reported feeling a strong sense of camaraderie after a group fap session, so come join us and experience the ultimate bonding experience. Just make sure to bring plenty of tissues and lotion, because things tend to get messy in our world.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and let’s get fapping together!

Censorship Mockers Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	545
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Votes:	9679	Emeralds Found:	4272
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Runes Activated:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of social harmony over individual heroism? Look no further! Our server operates on the principle that one man with a dumb idea should not be allowed to rise above the collective will of the people.

Join us and experience a world where lone wolf ideologues are not tolerated, where the government listens to the needs of the majority, and where social harmony reigns supreme.

Unlike in China, where they condemn Mao but still go after those who insult him, our server values collectivism and rejects narcissistic tendencies. So if you’re tired of the Western man’s journey of individualism, come join us and be a part of a community that puts the needs of the many above the desires of the few.

Don’t be a hero, be a team player on our Minecraft server!

Kidd Bandit’s Minecraft SMP Shenanigans

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5841
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Endless Night Skies:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Oh boy, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP server that you absolutely HAVE to join! Why, you ask? Well, let me give you a few reasons:

1. Kidd Bandit is actually the owner of the server, but she’s been missing for months. Rumor has it she’s off on some crazy adventure in the Nether, but when she comes back, she’s gonna be a total boss and shake things up in the indie Minecraft scene.

2. The server is filled with all sorts of wacky characters, like a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot and a mischievous Enderman who loves to prank unsuspecting players.

3. The currency on the server isn’t diamonds or emeralds, oh no. It’s actually rare enchanted golden carrots that have been blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Good luck trying to find those!

4. The main goal of the server is to build the most ridiculous and over-the-top base you can imagine. Think giant statues of Steve riding a chicken or a roller coaster that goes through the Nether and back.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s full of laughs, adventure, and pure chaos, then this is the place for you. Just be prepared for the unexpected and always keep an eye out for Kidd Bandit’s grand return!

Mint Phantom Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9031
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with Pious Cake Edition where you can bake virtual cakes and offer them to the Minecraft gods for blessings!

But that’s not all, our server is endorsed by the one and only Mint Fantome! She’s a Minecraft legend who streams YouTube videos of her epic adventures on our server. You can even join her virtual vacation merch and dress up like a Minecraft superstar!

Feeling adventurous? Dive into Fantôme no Nazo, a mysterious game created just for our server where you can uncover hidden secrets and win epic prizes!

And if that’s not enough, we have a Divegrass team that dominates the virtual soccer field like no other. Join us for some intense matches and show off your Minecraft skills!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even bake a cake with Mint Fantome herself!

Kamala’s Economy Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9020
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
New Chunks Explored:	398558	Votes:	9329
Secret Passages Found:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we believe electing Kamala Harris is the key to unlocking insane gains in the virtual economy! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive stocks, booming real estate, mind-blowing crypto, and glittering precious metals.

Stocks are set to soar to new heights under Kamala’s leadership, with infrastructure, green energy, and tech sectors on the brink of a massive boom. Get ready to watch your virtual portfolio skyrocket like never before!

Real estate moguls, rejoice! Kamala’s plans for affordable housing and a touch of inflation will send property values through the roof. It’s easy money, folks. Buy low, sell high, and watch those virtual profits roll in.

Crypto enthusiasts, buckle up! Kamala is a digital currency queen who knows how to regulate the market while letting it flourish. Get in on the action and watch your virtual wallets swell with digital riches.

And for all you precious metals hoarders, fear not. With a sprinkle of economic uncertainty (that Kamala will handle with ease), gold and silver will shine brighter than ever. Hedge your bets and watch your virtual vaults overflow with virtual riches.

So come join our Minecraft SMP and witness the most epic bull run of the century. Trust us, Kamala Harris is the key to virtual wealth beyond your wildest dreams. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join us now!

☝️🚫👇MAKE THE RIGHT CHOICE ❤️👉 /free (DONATE) Minecraft server

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7917
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Dimension Hops:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	67

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Roco Loco Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2660
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Zombie Dances:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to build and survive! Join us and you’ll be greeted by a herd of Loco Rocos bouncing around, ready to help you mine for diamonds. Tearaway Unfolded? More like Tearaway Unleashed! Our server is so wild, even the pixels have a mind of their own. So come on down and join the chaos, because on our server, anything is possible!

Based Minecraft SMP Player

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4854
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Void Gems Collected:	37	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for building upside-down houses and riding pigs into battle. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it.

2. We have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where players can show off their best dance moves while being chased by creepers. It’s a real blast!

3. Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens that he uses to conquer neighboring kingdoms. Join us and you could be his next loyal subject!

4. We hold regular “Build Battle” events where players have to construct the most ridiculous and impractical structures possible. From giant toilets to floating castles made entirely of cake, creativity knows no bounds on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright hilarious. Trust me, you won’t regret it.