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Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 5391 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 31 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 1771 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 14 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 20 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
u know what else? on dis server, we follow dis planetary health diet thingy. we only eat carrots and potatoes and stuff. it’s like, super healthy and stuff. u won’t find no junk food here, no sir.
oh, and get dis, we got genetic susceptibility goin on. dat means u might be able to fly or shoot lasers outta ur eyes. who knows, man. it’s a wild ride on dis server.
and get dis, we did a study and found out dat joinin dis server reduces da risk of cardiovascular disease by like, a million percent. u won’t find a healthier server out there, i tell ya.
so come on down and join us on dis crazy, wacky, and totally bonkers minecraft server. it’s gonna blow ur mind, dude.