Our server is like a playground for adults, but without the pee and poop accidents (hopefully). We have virtual mascots that dance with you and plenty of food to keep you energized for those long gaming sessions. And the best part? You don’t have to deal with any sore throat excuses here!
So come join us and leave the real world behind. Who needs a TV when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Plus, we guarantee no one will call you an asshole for wanting to watch movies on your day off. It’s a win-win situation!
Parents love our server because it’s so entertaining that they don’t have to worry about their kids being bored. Plus, our server is so amazing that it’s practically a responsibility for everyone to join in on the fun. Who needs sleep when you can stay up all night building epic structures and battling mobs?
So come on, join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a crazy situation where you have to send your little brother to school because he’s too busy playing on our server. Just kidding…or are we? 😉
And that’s not even the craziest part. The other day, we had a massive PvP battle in the Nether, and I swear, I saw a player riding a giant chicken into battle. It was like something out of a fever dream, but it was real, man. Real.
So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP that will change your perception of life, come join us. Who knows what kind of wild shenanigans we’ll get up to next. Plus, we have free cake every Friday. Can’t beat that, am I right?
join us and be part of the epic battle to save our virtual world from destruction!!! build epic castles, mine for rare ores, and team up with other players to defeat the ultimate boss – the ender dragon!!!
plus, we have the most lit parties in all of minecraft land!!! dance the night away in our virtual clubs, ride pigs around the map, and participate in epic parkour challenges that will test your skills to the max!!!
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and be part of the craziest adventure of your life!!! trust us, you won’t regret it!!!
one time, a creeper spawned in the middle of a dance party and started breakdancing with a skeleton. it was like a weird minecraft version of step up.
another time, someone tried to build a house out of cake and it turned into a giant gingerbread man that terrorized the server.
if you wanna experience the most bonkers minecraft shenanigans ever, you gotta join our server. who needs normal when you can have chaos? come join us and be a part of the madness.
So, get this, on our server, if you use the pain-relief drug acetaminophen (paracetamol) during pregnancy, your chances of developing ADHD triples! And get this, it’s even crazier for the daughters of acetaminophen-exposed mothers – they have a 6.16 times higher likelihood of ADHD! Can you imagine the chaos that would bring to our server? It’s gonna be lit, fam!
So, what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself! Who needs focus and attention when you can have a wild time like this, am I right? Let’s get this party started! WOOOO!
| Server Name | Haven SMP |
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| Server Location | Europe, Netherlands |
| Version | 1.21.4 |
| Game Play Type/s | [Survival] |
| Discord | https://discord.gg/Fu8w2MKqHE |
| Launch date | 21/02/2025 @ 1900 UTC+1 |
Description: Haven SMP is a community-focused Minecraft server built around providing a near-vanilla experience with solid performance. Our goal is to maintain the core mechanics of the game while fostering a friendly and engaging environment for dedicated players. We take the quality of our community seriously. Our application process is thorough, ensuring that the players we onboard contribute to a positive and enjoyable experience for everyone. The 18+ requirement is non-negotiable—we aim for a mature, respectful player base that values collaboration and long-term engagement. We use Fabric with optimization mods to keep performance smooth without altering gameplay. You can follow tutorials and build confidently, knowing that mechanics will work as expected. There are no pay-to-win features—everyone plays on equal terms. Any support for the server is optional and rewarded with cosmetic perks only. We also provide regular updates on server costs, hardware maintenance, and any configuration changes to keep things transparent. If you’re looking for a well-moderated, quality-driven Minecraft server with a strong community, Haven SMP might be the place for you.
Rules: See Discord!
| CPU | Ryzen 3 3500X / 6 Cores 6 Threads / 3.6GHz+ |
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| RAM | 24 GB DDR4 |
| Storage | 512GB NVMe SSD |