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Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 579 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 | Divine Spears Created: | 24 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 11 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 40 |
Zombie Dances: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
Our members are like no other – we’ve got a fertility goddess, a feral polar bear, a hex maniac, a dorky yandere, your ever-demanding mistress, and a hypnotic cuttlefish. And yes, they’re all in a relationship with the server owner (what a lucky guy, am I right?).
But wait, there’s more! We have transparent head cutouts, greentext archives, and even ASMR VODs that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.
So come join us on this crazy ride, where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe sacrifice a few creepers for good measure). See you on the server, if you dare!