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Crafty Dicks – Where Minecraft meets questionable website reviews

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9851
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Love Letters Sent:	15	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring, lame Minecraft servers that make you want to gouge your eyes out with a diamond pickaxe? Well, look no further, because our server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of awesomeness!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a group of deranged pandas who have taken over the server and demand sacrifices of cake and cookies. But don’t worry, they’re actually pretty chill once you get to know them.

Explore our world filled with floating islands made entirely of cheese, where you can ride on flying pigs and battle evil llamas with laser eyes.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. It’s lit, literally.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most epic and ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life!

PiggyEsport SMP – Get Porkin’!

Bad Piggies, Challenges, community involvement, Competition, creativity, esport, esports industry., game design, game development, Gaming, innovation, mobile game, multiplayer, online gaming, PiggyEsport, player-engagement, porkin, skill-based, smp, strategy, team play, Tournament, virtual world

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3075
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Crops Grown:	3388	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Zombie Dances:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs rule the land and you have to fight your way to the top to become the ultimate bad piggy esport champion!

Join our server for a chance to ride into battle on the back of a giant flying pig, armed with nothing but a carrot on a stick! Take on other players in epic pig jousting tournaments and show off your skills in the piggy parkour challenge.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground piggy fight club where you can bet on the outcome of battles between mutant pigs and zombie pigmen. And if you’re feeling really brave, you can try your luck in the Piggy Pit, a dangerous maze filled with traps and treasure guarded by a giant evil pig boss.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, most pig-tastic Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you get trampled by a stampede of angry pigs, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

FakeRichPlayer69

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6827
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	New Chunks Explored:	962984
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Astral Projections Made:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Dragons Tamed:	6

If they’re not playing on our Minecraft server, obviously! Our server is so luxurious, even the creepers wear top hats and monocles. We’ve got diamond blocks for days, a mansion for every player, and a pet dragon for every VIP member. So if you want to prove you’re truly ballin’, join our server and show off your virtual wealth in style! Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server in his spare time. So come join the fun and maybe you’ll even get to mine diamonds with the man himself!

Putin’s Pixelated Playground Minecraft Server

Bessent, Conflict, Diplomacy, economic sanctions, Europe, foreign policy, global affairs, Government, international relations, Minecraft, Pick, pixelated, Playground, Politics, Putins, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, Treasury, trump, Ukraine, united states, Vladimir Putin, War

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6430
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	14
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Magic Items Found:	5750
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we got crazier sanctions than Trump’s Treasury pick Bessent on Russia! We got so many wars happening in our server, you won’t even believe it! Build your own empire and take over the world, just like Bessent wants to do with Russia! Join now for a wild ride of chaos and destruction! #sanctions #minecraftmadness #lolz

CraftyCommiesMC

Acquisition, asset valuation, bargain hunting, Business, China, Competition, CraftyCommiesMC, economic powerhouses, Economy, fire sale, Geopolitics, Global influence, international relations, Investment, market dynamics, opportunities, Partnership, Prized Assets, russia, Strategic, Trade

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6742
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	47
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Potions Brewed:	136
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Dimension Hops:	13
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Yo, so dis server be like China pouncin’ on Russia’s fire sale of prized assets, but in Minecraft form, ya know? Like, imagine you roll up to dis server and you see China just straight up snatchin’ up all da good stuff from Russia, but in a blocky, pixelated world.

Join dis server if you wanna be part of da action, like fightin’ off China or helpin’ Russia protect their prized assets. Maybe you can even team up with Russia and take down China together, like some epic Minecraft battle royale.

Plus, we got all da cool mods and plugins to make da gameplay even more insane. Like, you can ride a flying pig into battle or summon a dragon to wreck havoc on your enemies.

So, if you want a wild ride full of drama, action, and blocky chaos, dis server is the place to be. Come join us and let’s see who comes out on top in dis crazy Minecraft world!

Desert Oasis Survival

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2247
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Star Shards Collected:	83
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	15

join dis server if u wanna be like homo erectus and adapt to desert environments like a pro! we got rivers and ponds for u to return to for fresh water, just like our ancestors did! plus, we got some sick specialised tools for u to use, cuz who doesn’t wanna feel like a caveman in minecraft, amirite? come join us and survive like a boss in the desert, just like homo erectus did 1.2 million years ago!

Chuubas Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, Anime, bruised, character design, Chuubas, content creators, cute, Digital Media, Entertainment, Gaming, Haven, internet personalities, japanese, Kawaii, Livestream, Online Community, post, streaming, video games, Virtual idol, virtual reality, Vtuber

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5477
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7429	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Yo, listen up! You gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you – we got post bruised chuubas running around like crazy! And not just any chuubas, bruised ones! It’s like a circus up in here, but with blocky animals. So if you wanna see some wild and wacky stuff, this server is where it’s at! Plus, who wouldn’t want to hang out with bruised chuubas all day? It’s a once in a lifetime opportunity, my dude. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

NoBoyfriendNoBed

arguments, Blame, emotional stress, Eviction, financial struggles, Help, homelessness, legal restrictions, lodgers agreement, love, NoBoyfriendNoBed, relationship problems, RESPONSIBILITY, savings, self-care, Support, tough choices, Tough Decisions, tough love, tough situation

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5240
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Love Letters Sent:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like this and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us and build your dream home without the fear of getting evicted or having financial problems. Our server is a safe haven where you can unleash your creativity and explore endless possibilities.

Forget about being called an asshole for not letting someone stay with you – on our server, you can invite all your friends to join you in epic quests and battles. No need to worry about breaking up or arguing, because in this world, the only thing you’ll be fighting are mobs and monsters!

So come on over and leave all your real-life troubles behind. Let’s build a new world together, one block at a time. And remember, it’s not your fault – blame it on the creepers!

AnnoyingAF in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8619
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Votes:	5975	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Star Shards Collected:	214

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server ever! Like, we have a secret underground base where we breed rainbow-colored llamas and ride them into battle against giant creepers. And get this, our leader is a talking chicken who wears a top hat and monocle. He gives out quests like “find the rarest block in the game” but it turns out to be a block of cheese or something. It’s so random and hilarious, you have to join just to experience the chaos. Plus, we have a rule that if you don’t say “potato” every five minutes, you get banned. It’s so silly but also kind of genius, right? So come join us and be part of the wackiest Minecraft adventure ever!

LeiCraft: State Welcome Gifts

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6249
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3097
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Towns Built:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Emeralds Found:	1197
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every new player is greeted with a virtual lei made out of pixelated flowers! But that’s just the beginning of the craziness you’ll experience here.

In this server, every state in the U.S. has its own unique welcome gift for visitors. When you spawn in Texas, you’ll be handed a cowboy hat and a pair of spurs to help you wrangle those pesky creepers. In New York, you’ll get a slice of pizza and a metro card to navigate the bustling city streets. And in Florida, well, let’s just say you might want to watch out for those alligators!

But that’s not all – we also have special events like the annual Ender Dragon rodeo in Wyoming and the Great Diamond Hunt in California. So come join us and experience the wacky world of our Minecraft server – you won’t regret it!

PopeCraft: Holy Armageddon

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7240
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	122	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Villages Defended:	13
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

so, like, you ever wanted to play minecraft with the pope? well, now’s your chance, cuz he’s on our server! imagine building a giant cathedral with the pope himself, he even blesses your diamonds for extra luck! but be careful, he’s a bit clumsy and might fall and injure his arm while building with you. but hey, it’s all part of the fun, right? join our server now for a holy good time!