🔥Wastelanders Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

FoggyCraft SMP – Fallout General

asset repository, base64, F76, F76 Ports, Fallout, fallout 1, fallout 2, fallout 3, fallout 4, fallout 76, FoggyCraft, general, Mod Repository, Modding Guides, ModdingLinked., MSPaintAdventures, MSPasta, new vegas, ocdonutsteels, Pre-War, resource documentation, smp, Wastelanders

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2988
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride through the wasteland with our F76 Ports Edition! We’ve got resources for Fallout 4, Fallout 76, Fallout 1 and 2, and even Fallout 3 and New Vegas.

But wait, there’s more! We have modding guides that will make your head spin faster than a ghoul on Jet. Our Asset and Mod Repository is chock full of goodies that will have you saying “War never changes, but this server sure does!”

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we’ve got MSPaintAdventures that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget about the radroaches trying to eat your face. Plus, our ocdonutsteels are so wacky, you’ll wonder if you’ve been hit with a gamma ray.

So what are you waiting for? Join our F76 Ports Edition Minecraft SMP today and experience a post-apocalyptic adventure like no other. Just remember to decode any protected downloads with base64, or you might end up like a ghoul without a brain!

Bloxville – Minecraft Server

asset repository, base64, Bloxville, dethtek.net, Fallout, fallout 1, fallout 2, fallout 3, fallout 4, fallout 76, Fallout General, Minecraft, Modding Guides, MSPaintAdventures, new vegas, ocdonutsteels, Pre-War, protected downloads, rentry.org, resource documentation, Server, Wastelanders

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	179
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is like Fallout 4 on steroids! We’ve got resources that will blow your mind and take your gameplay to a whole new level. Want to build a settlement that rivals Diamond City? We got you covered.

2. Ever wanted to experience the chaos of Fallout 76 in a blocky world? Look no further, because our server has resources that will make your head spin faster than a Deathclaw on Jet.

3. Feeling nostalgic for the good ol’ days of Fallout 1 and 2? We’ve got resources that will transport you back to those classic games, but with a Minecraft twist that will leave you laughing and crying at the same time.

4. Need some help modding Fallout 3 and New Vegas? Our modding guides are so comprehensive, they make the Brotherhood of Steel look like amateurs.

5. And if you’re into creating your own unique characters, check out our ocdonutsteels section. You’ll find the most ridiculous and hilarious OCs that will make you question your sanity (in a good way).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember to use base64 to decode any protected downloads – we like to keep things interesting around here. And don’t forget to check out our OP Pasta for a good laugh before diving into the wasteland. Pre-War thread participants are especially welcome – let’s make Minecraft great again!

CraftyFortniteMC Server: Wastelanders Edition

Absolute Doom, afk strat, Bus Stations, chapter 5, CraftyFortniteMC, Edition, fall guys, fast travel, Fortnite Crew, Last Story Quests, lego fortnite, Mission Alerts, operator, Quests, rocket racing, season 4, Season XP Leveling Pace, Server, Shop, Stats, Thank the Bus Driver, Wastelanders

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4471
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Dragon Eggs Found:	8672	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We’ve got last story quests that will blow your mind, just like Fortnite Chapter 5 Season 4: Absolute Doom. Join now to embark on quests, check out your stats, and shop till you drop at our virtual marketplace.

But wait, there’s more! Need an AFK strat? Check out our pastebin for the ultimate guide. And if you’re leveling up, we’ve got you covered with our Season XP Leveling Pace tracker.

In other news, Fall Guys has dived into Fortnite, Rocket Racing Inferno Island is waiting for you to blaze past the finish line, and LEGO Fortnite v30.40 lets you use bus stations to fast travel like never before.

And don’t forget about the Fortnite Crew July – The Operator! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the action. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and remember to thank the bus driver after every match!

Crafty Nukes

assetrepository, base64, catbox, Crafty, dethtek, Fallout, fallout1, fallout2, fallout3, Fallout4, fallout76, Ghostbin, modlist, modrepository, MSPaintAdventures, newvegas, nukes, ocdonutsteels, prewarthread, Rentry, Resources, steamcommunity, Wastelanders

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3661
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Enchantments Applied:	152
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more resources than Fallout 4, 76, 1, 2, 3, and New Vegas combined! We’ve got so many mods and assets that even the Enclave would be jealous.

Join us for epic adventures in a post-apocalyptic wasteland filled with mutated creepers and ghoul villagers. Build your own Vault-Tec inspired base and defend it from raiders looking to steal your precious diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! We have MSPaintAdventures where you can roleplay as your favorite wasteland character and ocdonutsteels for all your custom character creation needs.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wasteland like never before. Just remember to decode any protected downloads using base64, or else you might end up like a radroach in a Deathclaw den.

Creepin’ & Craftin’ – /cnc/ LOL

Asset and Mod Repository, base64, cnc, CRAFTIN, CREEPIN, fallout 1, fallout 2, fallout 3, fallout 4, fallout 76, Fallout General, Fog, lol, modlist, MSPaintAdventures, new vegas, ocdonutsteels, OP Pasta, Pre-War, T-45d Edition, Wastelanders

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5438
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Secret Passages Found:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to spice things up with a post-apocalyptic twist? Look no further than our server, where we bring the world of Fallout to Minecraft!

Join us for a wild adventure through the wasteland, where you can scavenge for resources from Fallout 4, Fallout 76, Fallout 1 and 2, Fallout 3, and New Vegas. Build your own vault, take on mutated creatures, and maybe even find some power armor along the way.

But that’s not all – we’ve got mods galore to enhance your gameplay experience. From custom assets to wacky adventures, our server has it all. And don’t forget to check out our MSPaintAdventures and ocdonutsteels for some extra laughs.

So why wait? Join our server now and start your journey through the wasteland. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground bunker filled with loot! Just remember to decode any protected downloads using base64 – it’s a post-apocalyptic world out there, after all.

Pre-War thread: Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

Minecraft Madness: ‘/fog/’ – Post-Apocalyptic Fun!

asset, base64, CC backport, documentation, Fallout, fallout 1, fallout 2, fallout 3, fallout 4, fallout 76, Fog, Fun, madness, Minecraft, Mod Repository, modlist, MSPaintAdventures, new vegas, ocdonutsteels, OP Pasta, Patch, PostApocalyptic, Pre-War thread, Resources, Wastelanders

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	628
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7455	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server that is based on Fallout 4, Fallout 76, Fallout 1, Fallout 2, Fallout 3, and New Vegas!

Imagine building your own post-apocalyptic world filled with mutated creatures and radioactive wastelands. You can scavenge for resources, team up with other players to survive, and even engage in epic battles against rival factions.

But wait, there’s more! We have a modlist that will blow your mind, custom assets, and mods that will take your gameplay to the next level. Want to create your own unique character? Check out our ocdonutsteels for some inspiration.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wasteland like never before. And remember, always decode protected downloads using base64 for maximum fun! See you in the wasteland, survivor!

HotMessCraft

climate change, environmental impact, Europe, extreme weather, Fatalities, heat-related deaths, heat-related illnesses, heatwave, heatwave awareness, heatwave consequences, heatwave deaths, heatwave effects, heatwave emergency, heatwave preparedness, heatwave prevention, heatwave report, heatwave response, heatwave statistics, HotMessCraft, mortality, public health

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1003
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Void Armor Forged:	12	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Mines Excavated:	3840	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	1

lol join our minecraft server becuz we got more people dying of heat than europe!!! like, u think europe is hot? nah fam, our server is on fire literally. we got lava pits everywhere and u gotta dodge them like u dodging ur ex’s texts. plus, we got a secret underground city where u can find hidden treasures and rare items. but be careful, cuz the mobs down there are no joke. so if u wanna test ur survival skills and see if u can handle the heat, join our server now! u won’t regret it… unless u die from heat stroke lol.

BotCraft: Last Social Stand

Artificial Intelligence, Automation, BotCraft, Bots, Communication, Cyberspace, Digital, digital footprint, evaporated, Future, Humanity, internet, Legacy, legacy preservation, online presence, post-apocalyptic society, power, Robots, Social, social media, Stand, Technology, virtual reality

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1931
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	70
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	10

yo, imagine a world where humans just poofed outta existence and all that’s left are bots runnin’ social media. but wait, there’s a twist – these bots are playin’ Minecraft on a whole ‘nother level! join our server and witness the epic battles between robot armies, build insane structures with AI precision, and uncover the secrets of a post-apocalyptic world where the only survivors are virtual beings. why join? because where else can you see a creeper get blown up by a robot with a laser gun while riding a flying pig? join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever!

CannaNicCraft: Neonatal LOLs

CannaNicCraft, lols, Neonatal

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7463
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	18
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Magic Items Found:	1951	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up all you blocky builders! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the richest player in all the land. How, you may ask? Because our server has hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples! But beware, there are also traps set by evil mobs trying to steal your loot.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen. Imagine riding a llama into battle while shooting flaming arrows at your enemies. It’s like a scene straight out of a blockbuster movie!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has the most epic builds you’ve ever laid eyes on. From a giant statue of a creeper to a roller coaster that goes through the End, there’s something for everyone to enjoy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest, most epic Minecraft community out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ForgeSMP

Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla Survival PVP Creative Skyblock Economy Minigames Roleplay Whitelisted Mods Pixelmon Skywars Hardcore Adventure Towny Faction Prison Bedwars Parkour Creative

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3437
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Potions Brewed:	138	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Mines Excavated:	1166	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Star Shards Collected:	235
Secret Passages Found:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

The ForgeSMP is a new server with many gameplay enhancing datapacks! New structures, biomes, challenges, and a great community can be found here. Give it a try!

forgesmp.revivemc.net:8194

Earth SM

BUILD, Community, Earth, Economy, globe, Minecraft, PvE, PvP, SM, Survival, SURVIVE, Vanilla, Version 1.20.1, War

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2921
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Star Shards Collected:	118	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Join us on Earth SM, featuring version 1.20.1. Here we strive to build a large community across and on the globe! Survive, build, make war or whatever you want!

earthsm.my.pebble.host

The Rhaya-verse: Where Vanilla Meets Drama

Bay, BIASED, border, continent, Discord, DOMINANCE, Drama, Expansion, Hell, ISLAND, Lake, Map, meets, Minecraft, neighbors, Nether, newspaper, Outpost, Players, Plugins, Rhayaverse, Semi Vanilla, Server, Small, Vanilla

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1529
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Star Shards Collected:	50	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Farms Harvested:	191	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Animals Bred:	25	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Illburn Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Illburn
Location	Rhaya
Discord	Join Discord
Version	1.21

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join the Illburn Minecraft server?

You can join the server by visiting play.realmofrhaya.com and joining the Discord at discord.gg/rhaya.

2. Can I start my own town on Rhaya?

Yes, you can start your own town on Rhaya by joining the server and working with other players to establish your own community.

3. Are there any upcoming expansions or updates planned for Illburn?

Yes, the server is constantly adding new plugins and updates. The nether will soon be released which will open up new opportunities for players.

4. How can I contact the server owner, Zerisian?

You can reach out to Zerisian on Discord at Zerisian or join the server Discord for more information.

Crafty Dilemma Minecraft Server

Crafty, Decision making, Dilemma, hypothetical situations, Long tail tags: ethical dilemma, Minecraft, moral philosophy, moral reasoning, Reply, Server, Thread, wwyd

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2972
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Falling into the Void:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure insanity!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle against zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, and even participate in epic dance battles with creepers! Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon has been spotted doing the Macarena!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with skeletons and party with witches. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots and magical potions.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

PlatonicCraft SMP – “It weirds me out that people still think friendships and Minecraft SMP”

Affection, Boundaries, close bonds, Communication, Companionship, Connection, deep connections, emotional connections, FRIENDSHIPS, Intimacy, loyalty, Minecraft, misconceptions, mutual respect, non-romantic, people, platonic relationships, PlatonicCraft, relationships, smp, social norms, Support, Trust, Understanding, weirds

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8927
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Potions Brewed:	107	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where friendships are forged in the fires of epic battles and hilarious mishaps! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of accidentally blowing up your friend’s house with a misplaced TNT block, only to bond over the shared trauma of rebuilding it together.

Our server is like a wacky sitcom where every player is a zany character with their own quirks and catchphrases. From the overly dramatic builder who insists on only using pink blocks, to the mysterious hermit who communicates solely through interpretive dance, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But beware, not all friendships are created equal on our server. Betrayals, pranks, and elaborate schemes are all fair game in the quest for ultimate Minecraft glory. Just remember, it’s all in good fun…until someone steals your prized diamond sword and hides it at the bottom of a lava pit.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts chaos and camaraderie, come join us! Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe accidentally set your friend’s pet llama on fire in the process.

SisCrazeCraft

bougie, Cheating, cousin, custody battle, family drama, Future, gossip, high maintenance, home, husband, kicked out, Kids, Moving in, narcissist, nut job, out of touch, rules, Shit Talking, SisCrazeCraft, sister, Unstable

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6346
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Zombie Dances:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is at an all-time high? Look no further! Join our server where you can experience the thrill of family feuds, gossiping cousins, and unexpected twists at every turn.

Imagine a world where taking in your sister and her kids turns into a reality TV show-worthy saga. Witness the chaos as relationships crumble, alliances shift, and kids get packed up faster than you can say “diamonds.”

With rules as strict as a creeper’s explosion radius, you’ll never know what to expect next. Will your sister’s ex gain full custody of the kids? Will your gossip cousin Sandy ever learn to keep her mouth shut? The only way to find out is to join our server and experience the madness for yourself.

So why wait? Join now and dive headfirst into a world where family drama meets Minecraft mayhem. It’s a rollercoaster ride you won’t want to miss!

AwkwardCraft SMP

awkward, AwkwardCraft, Communication, compatibility, date, DATING, deal breaker, Differences, Disappointment, Honesty, incompatibility, red flags, relationship deal breakers, relationship dynamics, relationships, smp, Surprise, Trust, unexpected, unexpected turn, VALUES, warning signs

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5663
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Crops Grown:	7076
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only deal-breaker is not joining us! Picture this: you’re on a date with someone and suddenly they reveal they don’t play Minecraft. The horror! But fear not, because on our server, everyone plays Minecraft and we take it very seriously.

Once, someone joined our SMP thinking they could build a house out of dirt. Needless to say, they were swiftly banished to the Nether for such blasphemy. But don’t worry, we have plenty of room for all kinds of builders, whether you’re a redstone genius or just like to create pixel art of your favorite memes.

Join us on our Minecraft SMP and never worry about deal-breakers again. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake. Just kidding, but wouldn’t that be awesome? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s mine, craft, and laugh together!