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BoomerCraft Minecraft Server

>32 years old, back pain, beautiful future, bills, BoomerCraft, car trouble, Carefree, Falling In Love, hanging out with friends, love, Minecraft, Misery, Nostalgia, Reminiscing, Sadness, Server, teenage girls, wasted life, wasted youth, went to library for the first time in 8 years

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3162
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Villages Defended:	11	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Animals Bred:	157
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Are you tired of adulting and wish you could turn back time to your carefree teenage years? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Join us and relive your youth by building epic structures, exploring magical lands, and hanging out with friends without a care in the world.

Forget about bills, back pain, and car troubles – on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is how to craft the perfect diamond sword! Fall in love with the game all over again and create a beautiful future in a virtual world where anything is possible.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to the misery of adult life. Let’s make Minecraft great again!

Tik Tok Brain Rot Craft

addiction, behavioral patterns, Brain, brain activity, brain rot, cerebellum, cognitive function, Craft, Digital Media, emotional regulation, mental health, neuroscience, orbitofrontal cortex, research, reward processing, Rot, short video addiction, social media, social-networking, structural differences, study, Technology, TIK, tik tok, TOK

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3978
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	9341	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Votes:	1495	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Animals Bred:	31	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6359
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	2

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE TURN YOUR BRAIN INTO MUSH JUST LIKE TIK TOK! OUR PLAYERS HAVE SO MUCH FUN THAT THEIR BRAINS ARE LITERALLY CHANGING SHAPE!

WHY JOIN? WELL, BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS SO ADDICTIVE THAT YOUR BRAIN WILL LIGHT UP LIKE A CHRISTMAS TREE! YOU’LL FEEL ALL THE EMOTIONS AND REWARDS WHILE BUILDING EPIC STRUCTURES AND FIGHTING OFF CREEPERS!

PLUS, OUR SERVER HAS BEEN SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN TO MAKE YOUR ORBITOFRONTAL CORTEX AND CEREBELLUM GO WILD! WHO NEEDS A NORMAL BRAIN ANYWAY? JOIN US AND LET YOUR BRAIN ROT IN THE BEST WAY POSSIBLE!

Rode SMP

Adventure, anti-grief, Auction, building, commands, Community, Cross-Play, Economy, Events, Exploration, Faction, Friends, Fun, Giveaways, Land Claim, Minigames, Parkour, player-friendly, Plugins, PvP, Ranks, Roleplay, Shop, Survival

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1169
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Love Letters Sent:	14
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	139591
Meteorites Collected:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Elemental Crystals Collected:	43	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

Want to play a server that has an anti-grief plugin, millions of selections in a shop, a economy-friendly player server, in a ingame auction, daily giveaways, and events?

This server is not p2w and theres nothing to spend money on! You can even get free ranks by just playing the server! Such as /heal, /fly commands!

This server is perfect for friends, there is land claim, and many other features to ensure your having a great time. There are many things to explore, and many things to do in Rode, give it a try!

play.rodesmp.net:26736

Feminine Adventure 1.21.4

1.21.4, acceptance, Adventure, agree, BIRTHDAYS, celebration, Communication, disagreement, Diversity, equality, FAGGOT, female, feminine, gender, judgement, offensive language, opinion, perspective, Respect, sensitivity, Stereotypes, tolerance, Understanding

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1159
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Yo, bro, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta check it out cuz it’s like, totally lit, ya know? Like, this server is so crazy, it’ll make you question reality and stuff.

We got like, the most insane builds and the craziest mini-games you’ve ever seen. Plus, the community is so wild, you’ll be laughing your ass off all day long.

And get this, we don’t celebrate birthdays like some faggot, we celebrate them like total badasses. So if you wanna join a server that’s gonna blow your mind and make you question everything you know, then come on over and join the madness. You won’t regret it, bro.

MovingOutMC Server

anger management, Autonomy, Communication, Conflict Resolution, conservative values, Cultural differences, Decision making, emotional boundaries, family dynamics, INDEPENDENCE, interfaith relationships, loyalty, moving out, MovingOutMC, parental approval, parental expectations, personal growth, relationships, Religion, Self Discovery, Server, support system

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2108
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Void Armor Forged:	23
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Are you tired of family drama and need a break from the chaos? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of blocky adventures and escapades!

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about your mom’s rules or your dad’s explosive arguments. Let your creativity run wild as you create the ultimate love nest for you and your pixelated partner!

Join us for a chance to escape the drama and build a new life for yourself in the virtual world. Who needs real-life problems when you can have fun in Minecraft? Plus, we promise no one will block you or call your sister to tattle on you here!

So, leave the family drama behind and join our server for a hilarious and drama-free experience. Who knew Minecraft could be the ultimate escape from real-life craziness? Let’s block out the negativity and build a brighter future together!

HangryCraft

city dining, customer behavior, customer service, dining experience, dining out, Etiquette, family owned, food service, Greek cuisine, HangryCraft, Hospitality, opening hours, opening time, owner-operated, Restaurant, Restaurant (Industry), restaurant etiquette, Small Business, Staff Members, Timing, vegetarian options

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2545
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Votes:	4802	Love Letters Sent:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7344	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Enchantments Applied:	181
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Astral Projections Made:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as quirky as a Greek restaurant owner who thinks 10:15 is still too early? Look no further! Our server is run by a family of two, just like that restaurant, and our owner is as strict about timing as they come. Join us for the ultimate challenge of timing your gameplay perfectly to please our owner!

But wait, there’s more! Just like how you shouldn’t go to a restaurant 15 minutes before closing, we have our own rules – you can’t join 15 minutes after opening! It’s a test of your punctuality and dedication to the game. Plus, rumor has it that if you manage to join at the perfect time, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can battle the owner in a virtual kitchen showdown!

So if you’re up for a challenge and want to experience the madness of a Greek restaurant opening time in Minecraft form, come join us on our server. Just make sure you’re not a minute early or a minute late – the owner is watching!

DairyDadGoneMIA Minecraft SMP

Dads, dairy products, DairyDadGoneMIA, dietary restrictions, digestive issues, family, Father, Fatherhood, food allergies, grocery shopping, health conditions, lactose intolerance, lactose intolerance symptoms, lactose intolerant, lactose sensitivity, lactose-free, lactose-free alternatives, lactose-free diet, lactose-free products, Minecraft, parenting, shopping list, smp

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2665
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Endless Night Skies:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow while eating a taco made of diamonds.

Join our SMP and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha. We’ve got a secret underground base filled with all the diamonds you could ever dream of, guarded by a team of ninja llamas. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama rodeo competition – it’s a sight to behold.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Milkman, who delivers milk to all the lactose intolerant dads out there. He’s a hero in a cow costume, riding a giant milk carton through the skies. And if you can find him, he’ll grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is for more milk).

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

RegretCraft

Apology, communication mishap, EMBARRASSMENT, faux pas, filter your words, foot in mouth, mistake, regret, RegretCraft, regretful words, remorse, retract statement, social blunder, think before you speak, verbal apology, verbal blunder, verbal gaffe, verbal mistake, verbal regret, verbal slip, Wishful thinking

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6676
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Villages Defended:	17	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite of boring!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond chicken that lays blocks of diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it, whoever finds this majestic creature will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the infamous Creeper King, who rules over the land with an iron fist… or should we say, a green, explosive fist. Will you challenge his rule and claim the title of Creeper Slayer?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures Minecraft has to offer! Just be careful what you say, you never know when a mischievous Enderman might be listening… 😉

SnipeCraft Minecraft Server

battlefield experience, Combat Training, combat training exercises, Conflict Resolution, Finnish armed forces, Finnish military, lessons learned, long range shooting, marksmanship, military education, military intelligence, Military operations, military tactics, military technology, Minecraft, precision shooting, Revamps, Server, SnipeCraft, sniper training, tactical skills, war in Ukraine, warfare strategies

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3102
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Towns Built:	6	Void Gems Collected:	14

yo, so like, this server is legit like the Finnish military but in Minecraft form, bruh. we got snipers training like they in war in Ukraine, but like, with blocks and stuff. join us if you wanna learn how to be a pro sniper without even leaving your house, man. plus, we got secret missions and hidden treasures that only the most skilled players can find. come join the fun and become a Minecraft sniper legend, bro!

F16sVsDronesMC

aerial defense, airspace, Conflict, Defense, drone attack, eastern europe, F-16s, F16sVsDronesMC, Impact, international relations, investigation, Military, nato, response, Romania, SECURITY, Surveillance, Technology, threat, traces, Ukraine

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6116
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	77	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	179	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Crops Grown:	5727
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Epic Shields Constructed:	13

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got f-16s flyin around protectin us from drone attacks like in Romania. u know, we found traces of drone impact and we ain’t takin no chances. come join us and help us build a fortress to keep them drones out. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs as pets, so like, what more could u want? join now before the drones take over and we all turn into zombies. #minecraftmadness #f16sforlife #unicornpower

BlockyBoobDetective

accelerated aging, accelerated epigenetic aging, age, BlockyBoobDetective, Blood, blood tumor marker, breast cancer, breast cancer susceptibility, Dna, DNA methylation, DNA methylation age, epigenetic aging, marker, Methylation, Predicting, predicting breast cancer, predicting susceptibility, susceptibility, tumor marker, tumor marker for breast cancer

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2758
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Farms Harvested:	421
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	462
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17

u wanna join dis minecraft server cuz it got da most epic builds u eva seen in yo life. we got a giant chicken dat lays diamond eggs every hour on da hour. but wait, deres more! we also got a secret underground city filled with rare loot and treasure. but be careful, cuz deres a dragon guardin it who only speaks in puns.

oh and did i mention we have a rollercoaster dat goes through a lava-filled volcano? yeah, it’s totally safe, trust me. but wait, there’s more! we also have a petting zoo with creepers, skeletons, and zombies dat you can feed and pet. it’s a real blast, i swear.

so come join dis server and experience da most insane and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in minecraft. trust me, you won’t regret it.