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Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 9835 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 27 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Magic Items Found: | 4812 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 |
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