wasted billions – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

Epic Adventure Isles 1.21.3
1.21.3, acquisitions, Activision, Adventure, bethesda, console, Entertainment, Epic, gamepass, Gaming, gaming acquisitions, Gaming Community, gaming companies, gaming future, gaming industry, gaming market, Gaming news, gaming trends, irrelevant console, Isles, microsoft, money spent, video games, wasted billions
Bruh, this server is like if Bill Gates went crazy and started spending all his money on Minecraft gamepasses, buying out Bethesda and Activision, and making consoles obsolete. Like, what even is reality anymore? Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, money-wasting, console-destroying Minecraft experience. It’s like stepping into a parallel universe where everything is just…weird. But in a good way, I think? Just join and see for yourself, it’s a trip you won’t forget.

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GamerGals Minecraft SMP – Chick Flicks Gaming
/v/ermins, bugmen, character event, chick, coalition unit, COM2NG SOON™, Degenerates, discord trannies, dramaniggers, Emulator guides, EXILIUM, external search, flicks, GamerGals, Gaming, GF1 Resources, Girl’s Frontline, Girls’ Frontline 2, lore material, lurk before posting., major event, mica, Minecraft, Neural Cloud, news events, PNC Resources, Re-Supply Gacha, retards, Reverse Collapse, SEAniggers, smp, Story summary, Sunborn games, Sunborn ID, T-Doll Batch, theater mode, Tourists, translated story
Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We don’t just build houses and mine for diamonds, we create insane stories and outrageous reasons to join our server.
Join us if you want to experience epic battles with creepers, where we ride pigs into battle and throw potatoes at each other for fun. Our server is filled with crazy shenanigans and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes.
But beware, we have a strict rule of only allowing players who can come up with the most outrageous and ridiculous reasons to join our server. So if you think you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world, come join us and let the madness begin!
And remember, always bully seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, dramaniggers, tourists, retards & degenerates before posting in our server. It’s all in good fun, we promise!

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PreggoPartyGoneWild
black out drunk, drinking during pregnancy, early pregnancy, first trimester, positive pregnancy test, PreggoPartyGoneWild, Pregnancy, pregnancy announcement, pregnancy concerns, pregnancy decisions, pregnancy emotions, pregnancy friendship, pregnancy guilt, pregnancy judgement, pregnancy planning, pregnancy reactions, pregnancy shock, pregnancy support, pregnancy symptoms, pregnancy testing, pregnant friends
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your friend who drinks like a fish before finding out she’s pregnant? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of building while being just as reckless as her!
We promise you won’t have to wait as long as she did to take a test to see if this server is the one for you. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where drinking like a party animal is not only accepted but encouraged?
So come on, join us and let’s create some epic builds together, just like your friend created an epic hangover after that crazy party! Remember, on this server, the only thing you’ll be judging is how high you can stack those blocks!

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EternalSMP: Living Forever in Minecraft
endless existence, eternal happiness, eternal life, eternal youth, EternalSMP, immortal beings, immortal lifestyle, IMMORTALITY, immortality aspirations, immortality dreams, immortality fantasy, immortality goals, immortality grant, immortality plans, immortality purpose, immortality wishes, infinite time, life without end, Living, living forever, Longevity, Minecraft, never aging
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where immortality is not just a dream, it’s a reality! Join us and spend eternity building the most epic structures, trolling your friends without consequences, and pulling off the most insane pranks without fear of retaliation.
Imagine never having to worry about losing your items in a PvP battle or falling into lava and losing all your diamonds. With immortality on our server, you can take risks and live life on the edge without any consequences.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where every Saturday night the dragon puts on a light show that will blow your mind. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground society of talking creepers who throw the wildest parties in all of Minecraft.
So come join us and experience a Minecraft world like no other, where immortality is just the beginning of the craziness that awaits you. Trust us, you won’t want to leave…literally.

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TimeTravelDeathWarnCeleb
altering fate, altering the future, Alternate Timeline, Caution, Celebrity, changing history, death prediction, destiny, fatal event, fate, intervention, mortality, Personal, premonition, regret, saving a life, Time paradox, time travel, TimeTravelDeathWarnCeleb, Warning, warning signs
Ever wanted to play Minecraft and also have the power to time travel? Well, look no further because on our server, you can do just that! Imagine going back in time to warn your favorite celebrity about how they’re gonna kick the bucket. Will Smith? More like Will Splat if you don’t warn him about that bungee jumping accident! And who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret time-traveling llama who will guide you on your quest to save the world, one famous person at a time. So come join our server and start changing the course of history, one block at a time!

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MommaGriefer420
activism, Arrests, authoritarian regime, civil disobedience, Democracy, government crackdown, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, iran, MIDDLE EAST, MommaGriefer420, Mother, political repression, protest, protest movement, resistance, slain protester, social justice, uprising anniversary, Woman Life Freedom, WOMENS RIGHTS
Join our epic Minecraft server where we have a crazy storyline about a mother of a slain protester getting arrested in Iran! But don’t worry, in our server, she actually escapes and leads a rebellion against the oppressive government. You can join her in the fight for Woman Life Freedom and overthrow the corrupt leaders! Plus, we have tons of fun mini-games and events to keep you entertained while you fight for justice. So come on, join us and be a part of this wild adventure!

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Arctic Pup Paradise
ancient lineage, Arctic, Arctic breeds, Arctic canids, Arctic canines, arctic exploration, Arctic genetics, Arctic heritage, Arctic history, Arctic origins, Arctic wildlife, canine evolution, genetic analysis, genetic ancestry, genetic diversity, genomics, northeastern Siberian Arctic, Origins, Paradise, pup, research, Siberian lineage, sled dogs
lol join dis minecraft server cuz we got sled dogs from siberia as our main mode of transportation! we did sum genomics research and found out dat our sled dogs descended from two distinct lineages of arctic canids! dey originated in da northeastern siberian arctic generations earlier dan we thought! imagine riding around on a minecraft sled pulled by these ancient arctic doggos, it’s gonna be epic! come join us and be a part of dis wild adventure!

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Community Based, Crates, Custom Items, Enchantments, Fun, KOWAMC, Levels, Minecraft, Player Shops, Rankup, Server, Survival, Voting Rewards
The Best Minecraft Server 1.21 | Survival | Rankup!
KOWAMC IS THE BEST MINECRAFT SERVER! Latest version, crates, custom items, levels, voting rewards, player shops, enchantments
Come join us for lots of community-based fun!
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Banana Sandwich: Where you can eat while you play Minecraft…but don’t forget to bring your own banana costume! 1.21+ | 18+ | Voice chat

#addons, Active, Armor stand arms, banana, basic rules, BRING, Chat, costume, Dedicated, Dedicated player base, Diamond Economy, Discord, dont, Eat, forget, Friendly, Fun Events, HermitCraft Inspired, Invisible item frames, J6tNPBVKq4, Join, minecraft but, new players, no cheating, No Griefing, Play, Playerheads, sandwich, Vanilla, VOICE, Whitelisted

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Age	6 weeks
Server Type	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Server Version	1.21.1
Addons	Minimal addons (Playerheads, Armor stand arms, invisible item frames)
Player Base	Dedicated player base + Fun events
Economy	Diamond economy
Rules	Basic rules: no griefing, no cheating, etc…

Contact plooop on discord to join or join through the discord: Discord Invite

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

1. How can I join the server?

To join the server, you can contact plooop on Discord or join through the Discord server using the provided invite link.

2. What is the average age range of players on the server?

The average age range of players on the server is in the lower 20s, but there is a wide range of ages among the members.

3. Are new players welcome on the server?

Yes, the server is friendly to new players and welcomes them to join the community.

4. What sets this server apart from others?

This server is inspired by Hermitcraft and has a dedicated player base, fun events, and a diamond-based economy.

Crafty Anonymous Minecraft Server
ANONYMOUS, Crafty, Minecraft, Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing llamas who will guide you through our enchanted forest filled with flying pigs and talking trees. But beware, our resident evil chickens are always plotting their next diabolical scheme to take over the server!
If you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a dip in our lava-filled swimming pool or try your luck at our parkour course made entirely of slippery ice blocks. And don’t forget to visit our secret underground disco party where the creepers know how to bust a move like no other!
So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll fit right in!

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Minecraft SMP – /pcbg/ – Creeper Crafting Crew
12VHPWR, 4K Editing, BIOS update, Budget, BUILD ADVICE, Coolers, Country, Cpu’s, Crafting, creeper, CREW, Gaming, gaming monitors, Graphics cards, High FPS Gaming, htpc, Intel Raptor Lake, Minecraft, monitor specs, Motherboards, pc building, pcbg, PSUs, RAM, smp, SSDs, Upgrade Advice, web browsing
Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as your PC build advice? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more drama than an unstable Intel Raptor Lake CPU, and more twists and turns than a 12VHPWR connector that’s about to melt.
Join us if you want to upgrade your gaming experience to the extreme, just like our recommended CPUs. From i3 12100 for HTPC to R9 7950X for multicore madness, we’ve got it all. And don’t even think about joining if you’re still using a CPU without an iGPU – we don’t mess around with outdated tech here.
Our graphics cards will blow your mind, just like our insane stories. Want to game in 2160p? Grab an RTX 4080 Super at MSRP. Need something for amateur production? How about a used RTX 3090 or the legendary RTX 4090? The possibilities are endless, just like the adventures waiting for you on our server.
So what are you waiting for? Upgrade your gaming experience, build your dream PC, and join us for the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just remember, don’t pair a K CPU with a B mobo chipset – it’s a recipe for disaster. See you in the game!

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