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WarburgCraft – HepatoWarz

Biomarkers, Cancer Biology, Cancer Metabolism, cancer research, Cancer Therapeutics, cancer treatment, Cell Proliferation, Cellular Respiration, Glycolysis, Hepatocellular Carcinoma, HepatoWarz, Liver Cancer, Metabolic Reprogramming, Mitochondrial Dysfunction, oncology, Tumor Cells, tumor growth, Tumor Metabolism, Tumor Microenvironment, Tumor Progression, Warburg Effect, WarburgCraft

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1047
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Crops Grown:	3346	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Animals Bred:	154
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

So, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. We got like, the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. Like, imagine fighting a dragon while riding a pig with a diamond sword in hand. It’s like, totally bonkers, dude.

And, like, if you join this server, you’ll unlock the secrets of the Warburg Effect in Hepatocellular Carcinoma. Yeah, that’s right. You’ll be curing cancer while building a castle made out of rainbow blocks. It’s like, mind-blowing, bro.

Plus, like, the community on this server is so rad. Everyone is super chill and always down for a good laugh. We even have a secret handshake that involves throwing a chicken at someone’s face. It’s like, the best thing ever.

So, like, what are you waiting for, dude? Join this server now and experience the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

FredBobbersSMP

Brewery, Claim Plugin, Community, Discord, Dynmap, Earth, Economy, Faction, Factions, Nations, Plugins, quality of life, Slimefun, Towns

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6714
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Dragons Tamed:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	19

Welcome to FredBobbersSMP! This server has a Earth based map with a claim plugin (lands) that allows you to create towns and nations!

We are constantly adding quality of life and game breaking plugins!

Dynmap: PMCd629222cacea6cf7c0aab186124ab8ae

Discord: discord.gg/nmavmfqUvV

FredBobbers.mcserver.us

Wolfy Drops Minecraft Server

DROPS, FANTASY, fantasy world, frenzy flame, Legends, Liurnia, lore reason, magical creatures, Minecraft, Mysterious, mysterious origins, mystical beings, Mythical, otherworldly manifestations, Phenomenon, random tower, Server, stormveil castle, strange events, Supernatural, Teleportation, unexplained, Wolfy, Wolves

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8935
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	103
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	43
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	8397
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement or mystery? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy lore and wacky surprises that will keep you on your toes!

Join our server and witness the phenomenon of wolves dropping out of thin air around Stormveil Castle. Maybe they’re secret agents sent by the Ender Dragon to spy on us, who knows! And don’t even get us started on the frenzy flame just casually hanging out in Liurnia above a random tower. Is it a lost fire spirit looking for its way home, or just a pyromaniac with a flair for the dramatic?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity and leave you laughing until your sides hurt, come join us! Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in our world of madness and mayhem!

TheBlockBros Minecraft Server

aew, Based, cord, cringe, debut, long tail tags, members, Minecraft, sciences, Server, Stable, TheBlockBros, true story, tummy, wrestling, wwe, yummy

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	359
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Void Armor Forged:	17	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Chimeras Created:	3

Are you tired of boring old wrestling stables with only 3 members? Come join our Minecraft server where we have stables with 10 members each! That’s right, you can create your own epic wrestling stable with all your friends and dominate the competition.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rare and elusive Yummy Wummy mob, which drops delicious treats for you to feast on. Just watch out for the Cringe mob, they’ll try to steal your snacks and ruin your day.

Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server where anything can happen, from epic wrestling battles to tasty treats and mischievous mobs. It’s a true story that you won’t want to miss out on!

MadHusbandRevenge Minecraft Server

addiction struggles, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, Emotional healing, emotional processing, emotional reactions, Empathy, family dynamics, forgiveness, MadHusbandRevenge, mental health awareness, Minecraft, personal boundaries, relapse, relationship challenges, self-care, Server, substance abuse education, substance abuse recovery, support system, trust building, Understanding

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4874
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Towns Built:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	93
Gods Slained:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
New Chunks Explored:	867110	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that will help you escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server and leave all your worries behind, just like how this player’s husband left his vanilla extract worries behind by adding water to cover up his relapse.

On our server, you can build your own virtual world without any substance abuse issues getting in the way. And if you ever feel overwhelmed like this player, just take a drive around our virtual world for some alone time.

Join now and experience a drama-free Minecraft adventure like no other! Just remember, no vanilla extract allowed in-game – we like to keep things pure and drama-free!

CraftyRichFamDrama

401k, budgeting, CraftyRichFamDrama, DEBT, Expenses, family, finances, Financial Stability, Guilt, Help, in-laws, loans, MONEY, parents, predatory loan, RESPONSIBILITY, savings, savings account, Siblings, Support, wealth

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6529
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	182	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Divine Spears Created:	28	Enchantments Applied:	168

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of your financially irresponsible family? Look no further! Join our server and leave the real world behind as you build, mine, and craft your way to success.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your sister asking for a loan to pay off her overdue car payments, or your in-laws falling behind on their mortgage. Instead, you can focus on building your dream house and driving your virtual Boxster around town.

With $82k in savings and $250k in your virtual 401k, you’ll be the envy of all your virtual neighbors. And the best part? You won’t have to worry about anyone mooching off of you or moving into your virtual house.

So come join our server and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs a new BMW X5 when you can drive a virtual Boxster? Let’s craft away the stress and build a better future, one block at a time!

LardCraft: No Beans Allowed!

Allowed, Beans, Canned, Cooking, dietary restrictions, Food, Healthy Eating, homemade, lard, LardCraft, meat-free, meatless, mexican cuisine, mexican food, Plant-Based, protein source, Refried beans, side dish, Traditional, Vegetarian, vegetarian diet, vegetarian-friendly

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2404
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

join dis minecraft server cuz we got refried beans that are so good, dey make u forget u even playin minecraft. we got so much lard in dem beans, u gonna be flyin around like a pig in the sky. come join us and experience the magic of non-vegetarian refried beans in a virtual world. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

Vurxx SMP: Where creepers ask for permission before exploding

apply, Character, Community, CREEPERS, Discord, Epic, Exploding, Friends, Game, Join, Minecraft, Mods, Permission, Public, rp, Server, smp, Vanilla, Vurxx

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8058
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24

Vurxx SMP Reignited Overview

Server Name	Vurxx SMP Reignited
Community Size	Small
Server Type	Semi-RP/In Character
Mods	Vanilla+

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server public?	Yes, the server is public to make new friends.
Are there any game-changing mods?	No, just some basic Vanilla+ mods.
How can I apply to join the server?	You can apply here or add scade_ on Discord.

SpyCraft Minecraft Server

#intelligence agency, America, Avril Haines, Carnegie Endowment for International Peace, cia, Epstein, foreign nation, Government, jew, Minecraft, National Intelligence, non-partisan, Political, Propaganda, security apparatus, Server, spy agency, Spycraft, think tank, US citizens, William J. Burns, zionist

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8364
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Ores Mined:	7671

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the CIA directors are getting in on the action! Join us and play alongside David S. Cohen, Avril Haines, and William J. Burns as they battle it out in the world of blocks and pixels.

But wait, there’s more! Did you know that these CIA leaders are actually best friends with Epstein? That’s right, they helped him get a job at a think tank. Who knew the world of espionage could be so scandalous?

And don’t forget, our server is the only place where you can legally spy on and disseminate propaganda about your fellow players. It’s all in good fun, right? So come on and join us for a politically non-partisan security apparatus like no other. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

GameLove Minecraft Server

changes, Childhood, confusion, Disappointment, emotions, Evolution, Game, GameLove, longing, lost passion, love, Memories, Minecraft, missing, Nostalgia, past, questions, rediscovery, Reflection, Reminiscing, sentimentality, Server, transformation

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3228
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Yes, you heard that right – even the mobs have got some sick dance moves!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mythical creature who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a build-off. If you can impress him with your pixelated prowess, he’ll grant you three wishes – whether it’s a castle made of cake or a pet dragon named Steve.

And if you’re feeling a bit mischievous, you can join forces with the notorious Band of Builders, a group of players who go around pranking unsuspecting villagers by turning their houses into giant cupcakes or replacing all their sheep with llamas wearing top hats.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.