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Girl Obsessed Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Communication, confession, crying, difficult situation, discomfort, Distance, emotional attachment, emotional manipulation, Empathy, friendship, future hopes, girl, Honesty, Minecraft, obsessed, rejection, Respect, Server, touchy, unrequited love, unwanted advances

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7114
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Alien Abductions:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	41
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Towns Built:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

Welcome to our Insane Love Triangle Minecraft server! Are you ready for some drama, tears, and heartbreak? Join now for a chance to experience a virtual love story gone wrong!

Imagine logging in to find a girl obsessed with you, confessing her undying love in the chat. But wait, there’s a twist – you’re not into her at all! Watch as she cries and begs for your love, while you desperately try to escape her clutches.

But that’s not all! This server is filled with touchy moments, awkward conversations, and plenty of emotional turmoil. Can you navigate through the chaos and find a way to break free from her without breaking her heart?

Join now and embark on a wild journey of friendship, rejection, and maybe even a hint of stalking. Who knows, you might just find yourself caught in the middle of an Insane Love Triangle that you’ll never forget!

Dragon Droppings

action, adaptation, Adventure, airships, Anime, binge-worthy, Dragon.., dragons, Drama, Drifting Dragons, Droppings, FANTASY, high quality, Manga, must watch, Mystery, Netflix, Recommendation, review, series, sky pirates, Steampunk

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6533
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Void Gems Collected:	17
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Secret Passages Found:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where pigs fly and creepers dance! Join us for a wild ride filled with INSANE adventures and EPIC battles against evil mobs.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. Legend has it that whoever finds this chest will become the ultimate Minecraft champion!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of MAGICAL unicorns that roam the lands, spreading rainbows and joy wherever they go. Who wouldn’t want to befriend a unicorn and ride off into the sunset?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a CRAZY journey filled with laughter, friendship, and plenty of LOOT to go around. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Pixelated Dream Team: The Server of Fantasy Friends

attraction, CRUSHES, daydreaming about friends, daydreams, deep connections, Desires, dream, emotional connections, fantasies, fantasies about friends, FANTASY, forbidden love, Friends, longing, pixelated, relationships, romantic daydreams, romantic fantasies, secret crushes, secret desires, Server, TEAM, unattainable love, unrequited love, yearning

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	938
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Magic Items Found:	5075
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	192	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can meet friends you never knew you needed! Ever fantasized about hanging out with a creeper who tells the best jokes? Or maybe you’ve always dreamed of going on adventures with a zombie who’s secretly a master chef? Well, look no further because on our server, anything is possible!

Join us for epic quests, hilarious shenanigans, and friendships that will last a lifetime (or at least until someone accidentally blows up your house). Our community is filled with quirky characters and memes that will have you laughing until you cry – just watch out for the ender dragon who thinks he’s a stand-up comedian!

So why wait? Come join our server and make friends you never knew you needed – because let’s face it, where else can you find a skeleton who doubles as a DJ? It’s time to level up your friendship game and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Girl Power Minecraft: Where women are 100% of the famous builders!

Builders, career opportunities, Diversity, education, FAMOUS, gender disparity, gender equality, girl, INEQUALITY, Mathematician, mathematicians, Minecraft, Minority, Population, power, representation, social norms, statistics, STEM, Stereotypes, Underrepresentation, Women, Women empowerment, women in stem

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7888
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5767	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have zero famous mathematicians but 52% of the players are women! Why join? Well, because our server is like a math class gone wild – equations flying everywhere, mobs solving for x, and creepers trying to calculate the square root of boom!

But don’t worry, our female players are here to show those numbers who’s boss. They’ll build the most epic structures, mine the rarest ores, and slay dragons with their mathematical prowess. Who needs famous mathematicians when you have a squad of badass gamers who can calculate the trajectory of a TNT blast in their sleep?

So come join us on our server and be part of a gaming community where women rule and numbers drool. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret formula for infinite diamonds! (Hint: it involves a lot of mining and a little bit of luck)

Kanata’s Forgotten Realm Minecraft Server

digital content, digital influencer, Forgotten, Japanese culture, Kanata, Kanatas, lost popularity, Minecraft, Nostalgia, online entertainment, online fame, online presence, past fame, Realm, Server, social media, virtual celebrity, Virtual idol, virtual reality, virtual singer, virtual world, virtual youtuber, Vtuber, vtuber community

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9861
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5534	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Dimension Hops:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Divine Spears Created:	15

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where you can SLAY dragons, build castles in the sky, and ride unicorns into battle!

Join us and you’ll be transported to a world where HEROES are born and VILLAINS are defeated. Our community is filled with LEGENDS who will help you conquer any challenge that comes your way.

Forget about boring old servers where nothing exciting happens. Here, you’ll embark on quests to find the fabled Diamond Unicorn and uncover the secrets of the Pixelated Pyramid.

So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the most EPIC Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced!

Crafty Tears

anguish, brokenhearted, Crafty, cry, depression, Despair, devastated, emotional, Grief, HEARTBREAK, Loneliness, Melancholy, mourn, Pain, Sadness, SOB, sorrow, Tears, Upset, wail, Weep

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2437
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Animals Bred:	192

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance! Join us for a wild ride filled with INSANE adventures and CRAZY shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But beware, the chest was guarded by a pack of ANGRY llamas who spit fireballs!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of GLOWING chickens that lay golden eggs. Legend has it, if you collect enough golden eggs, you’ll unlock the ability to ride a RAINBOW unicorn into battle against the Ender Dragon.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience the WACKIEST Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little.

AppleCraft: Where Apples Are Worth More Than Gold!

7 dollars, affordability, Apple, AppleCraft, apples, budgeting, consumerism, cost of living, economic downturn, Economy, expensive, fast food, financial crisis, financial struggle, food prices, GOLD, goyslop, grocery, Hyperinflation.., inflation, inflation rate, MONEY, Prices, WORTH..

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7733
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	78
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	134	Endless Night Skies:	2
Star Shards Collected:	294	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Enchantments Applied:	51
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Are you tired of paying 7 dollars for an apple? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, apples are FREE! Yes, you heard that right, no more breaking the bank for a simple fruit.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary AppleBoy, a mysterious figure who roams the lands handing out golden apples to all who cross his path. Some say he’s a glitch in the game, others say he’s a magical being sent to bring joy to all Minecraft players. Join our server and maybe you’ll be lucky enough to encounter the one and only AppleBoy.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a world where apples are worth more than diamonds!

Minecraft Mayhem: League of Laughs

Account Stats, Akali, brand, Builds, Current Content, Empyrean, general, High Noon Event, kayle, laughs, League, league of legends, lolg, malzahar, MAYHEM, Minecraft, Model Viewer, Nocturne, OP pastebin, patch notes, PBE Patch Notes, Prestige, Upcoming Content, varus

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3460
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Dragons Tamed:	5
Buildings Constructed:	19	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Potions Brewed:	170	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Emeralds Found:	691	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Well, look no further, because our server is the bomb-diggity! We’ve got more High Noon Events than a showdown at high noon, with Kayle flying in like a boss and Varus looking legendary AF. And don’t even get us started on Malzahar, Akali, Nocturne, and Brand – they’re all ready to party in our pixelated paradise!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is so fresh, it makes the latest patch notes look like yesterday’s news. Check out our Builds/Account Stats to see who’s slaying and who’s just playing. And if you wanna see those models strut their stuff, our Model Viewer is where it’s at.

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience that’s so OP, it’ll make your head spin faster than a Enderman on Red Bull!

Blocky Coomer’s Craze

4chan, Average, bestiality, blocky, confusion, controversial topics, coomer, coomers, CORRECTNESS, CRAZE, Gay, hentai, internalized homophobia, motivation, My Little Pony, Online Community, porn addiction, real women, Responses, Thread, Transgender

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1781
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Void Gems Collected:	39
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the madness of 4Chan coomer threads and dive into a world of pure hilarity and adventure!

Reasons to join:

Escape from the never-ending debates about porn preferences and strange fetishes
Build your own little pony kingdom and explore the wonders of beastiality-free Minecraft
Discover hidden treasures and secret caves filled with trannies and gay stuff (just kidding, it’s all family-friendly fun!)

Join us now and leave behind the confusion of 4Chan debates. Who needs real women when you have Minecraft blocks to build with?

DragonCraft: Where Your Maid is a Dragon!

(Domestic), board clean, cleaning, dragon maid, Dragon.., DragonCraft, FANTASY, Helpful, Housekeeping, keeping clean, MAGICAL, Maid, mythical creature, Neat, ORGANIZED, Servant, Tidy, tidy home, tidy living, tidy room, tidy space

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3491
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	93
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18

Welcome to our dragon maid themed Minecraft server! Are you tired of messy servers with griefers running amok? Fear not, for our dragon maids are here to keep the board clean!

Join us for epic adventures and quests where you can ride on the backs of dragons and battle against evil mobs. Our dragon maids will swoop in and clean up any mess left behind, ensuring a pristine playing environment for all.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair where you can find hidden treasures and rare loot. Rumor has it that a legendary diamond sword is hidden deep within the lair, waiting for a brave adventurer to claim it.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the magic of having your very own dragon maid to keep things in order. Who knows, you might even uncover the mysteries of the underground lair and become the ultimate Minecraft champion!