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BlockbusterCraft

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5196
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	33	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

so, like, imagine this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly a pop up ad appears saying “Adblocker turned on.” like, what even is that? who turned on the adblocker? is it the creepers trying to sabotage your mining operation?

well, fear not, because on our server, you won’t have to deal with any pesky pop up ads. why? because we have a team of highly trained llamas who are experts at blocking ads. they’ll spit on any ad that dares to interrupt your gaming experience.

not only that, but our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken. this majestic creature lays diamonds instead of eggs, so you’ll never have to worry about running out of bling for your armor and tools.

oh, and did we mention that our server is located on a floating island in the sky? yeah, that’s right. you’ll have to build bridges and use elytra to navigate between islands and avoid falling to your doom. it’s like a real-life parkour course, but with more explosions and less broken bones.

so, what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the most epic, ad-free, diamond-filled, sky-high adventure of your life. trust us, you won’t regret it.

SmithCraft {Anarchy} {No Anticheat} {No Lag}

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	792
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

play.smithcraft.ccWelcome to our SmithCraft!Dive into a world where chaos reigns and creativity knows no bounds. In our unique twist on the classic anarchy server experience, we’ve implemented a spawn protected area. Say goodbye to the days of senseless spawn camping and the frustrating struggle to escape spawn zones. Here, you’ll have a chance to gather your bearings, plan your next move, and embark on your journey into the wilds of Minecraft without unnecessary interference.

Our server embraces the true spirit of anarchy: there are no rules, no limits, and no boundaries to what you can achieve. Build sprawling cities, unearth hidden treasures, or engage in epic battles—it’s all up to you. The world is your canvas, waiting for you to leave your mark.

Whether you’re a lone wolf explorer, a cunning strategist, or a master builder, our server provides the perfect playground for your Minecraft adventures. Join a vibrant community of like-minded players who thrive in the unpredictable and exhilarating environment that only an anarchy server can offer.

Forge alliances, forge rivalries, and forge your own path in a world where every decision shapes your fate. Are you ready to embrace the chaos and carve out your place in Minecraft history? Join us today and let your creativity run wild on our Anarchy Minecraft Server!

play.smithcraft.cc

CraftyLayMinecraft Server

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5633
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Endless Legions Commanded:	10

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures in all of Minecraft – rainbow-colored llamas that shoot lasers from their eyes! Yes, you heard that right. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is the only place where you can find a secret hidden dungeon filled with diamonds, gold, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to fly!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can participate in epic PvP battles against other players, where the winner gets a real-life date with a Minecraft celebrity! That’s right, your final challenge is to get laid… in Minecraft. So sharpen your swords, brew your potions, and get ready to fight for love (or at least a virtual date)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest, craziest, and most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

CleanCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5911
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	38	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	5834	New Chunks Explored:	701229
Emeralds Found:	8892	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Are you tired of dealing with annoying players on other Minecraft servers? Join our server where we have a strict no jerk policy! We even have a special dungeon just for players who can’t follow the rules – it’s called the “Jerk Jail” and it’s filled with nothing but pink sheep and endless loops of Justin Bieber songs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you befriend the Diamond Chicken, it will grant you three wishes – just make sure one of them isn’t for unlimited dirt blocks, because that’s just boring.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the elusive Bacon Cow, a mythical creature that produces bacon instead of milk. Legend has it that whoever captures the Bacon Cow will be granted eternal luck in all their Minecraft endeavors.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Just remember, no jerks allowed.

NoAlcoholCraft

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4535
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Runes Activated:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Are you tired of waking up in a creeper-infested forest with a hangover and no memory of how you got there? Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to those drunken nights of building wonky structures and falling into lava pits. Our server is 100% alcohol-free, so you can focus on crafting epic creations without any liquid courage (or liquid stupidity) getting in the way. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself quit drinking and joined our server to work on his redstone skills. So if you want to build like a pro and avoid waking up in embarrassing situations, come join us!

SunHoleAwakensCraft

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6892
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Animals Bred:	74	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

yo, so like, dis server be lit af cuz we got black holes poppin’ off like fireworks, ya feel me? Astronomers be goin’ cray cray over dis shiz, sayin’ it be wakin’ up outta nowhere like it had a wild night out with the sun or somethin’.

join dis server if you wanna witness some outta dis world shenanigans, like black holes throwin’ parties and messin’ with gravity like it’s a toy. ain’t no other server gonna give you dat kind of intergalactic drama, fam.

so come on over and be part of da cosmic chaos, where black holes be the life of da party and the sun be wishin’ it could keep up. trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re a star who can’t handle the heat. #blackholeparty #sunwho?

InsultCraft – Says What?!

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6582
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Votes:	7059	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, this server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow while eating a taco made of diamonds. like, seriously, u ain’t gonna find a better server out there.

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u are surrounded by flying pigs wearing top hats and monocles. they start speaking in british accents and offer u a tour of the server on their magic carpet.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to the beat of creepers exploding? yeah, that’s a thing here.

also, our staff is made up of actual wizards who can grant u three wishes just for joining the server. one time, i wished for a pet dragon and now i ride him into battle against the evil villagers trying to take over the server. it’s lit.

so, what are u waiting for? come join the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious minecraft server out there. and remember, if anyone tries to insult u, just say “says what” and watch them cower in fear.

BeechSync SummerSolstice

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8777
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Potions Brewed:	20	Love Letters Sent:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Villages Defended:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Enchantments Applied:	229
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Ores Mined:	5981	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Yo, you ever seen European beech trees doin’ the cha-cha-cha based on the summer solstice? Well, on our server, these trees be droppin’ fruit like it’s hot, all synchronized and shiz. It’s like a tree dance party, man! Join us and witness the epicness of nature gettin’ down in Minecraft form. Plus, who wouldn’t wanna be part of a server where trees have better dance moves than most players? Come on, you know you wanna be a part of this funky forest fiesta!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT HUSK Minecraft server

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	415
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Ores Mined:	3445
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

The owner of the “SURVIVAL WITHOUT HUSK” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

sd2e.vanillaboxmc.ru

FurCraft

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5883
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Star Shards Collected:	283	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Furcraft, A minecraft server for furries. Survive in a world without any rules or duel with other furries, your decision! In this world, you can build and create anything, make new friends and talk. Join now!

furcraft.aternos.me