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Sick-Free Squad: Share Your Secrets!

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4396
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Are you tired of getting sick every time a zombie sneezes on you in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to boost your immune system with our magical potion of invincibility! Join us and never worry about catching a cold again, unless it’s a diamond cold because those are just too rare to resist! So come on down and join the fun, where the only thing contagious is the laughter and good times!

BalticBlockParty

air defence, Alliance, Baltic states, BalticBlockParty, cooperation, Defense, defense system, eastern europe, Eastern flank, European, joint effort, LATVIA, Military, nato, Poland, Protection, regional security, Romania, SECURITY, solidarity, threat

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1180
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	78	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

so, like, u know how Poland, Latvia, and Romania are all, like, freaking out about needing more air defence on NATO’s eastern flank? well, guess what, we got the solution! come join our EPIC Minecraft server and help us build the most INSANE air defence system ever seen in the virtual world! we got dragons, unicorns, and even a secret portal to a parallel universe where the bad guys are actually fluffy bunnies! join us now and be a part of the craziest adventure you’ll ever experience in Minecraft! trust us, you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to fun, then maybe stay away. but seriously, JOIN US!

Mystery Blood Group Server

antigens, Blood, blood group, Breakthrough, classification, discovery, donation, genetics, group, health, hematology, Identification, Laboratory, Medical, Mystery, new, rare, red blood cells, research, scientists, Server, study, Transfusion

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5740
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Buildings Constructed:	29
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Divine Spears Created:	18

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO LIT, EVEN SCIENTISTS ARE TALKIN’ ABOUT IT?! WE JUST DISCOVERED A NEW BLOOD GROUP AFTER A 50-YEAR MYSTERY ON OUR SERVER!

JOIN US AND YOU’LL BE PART OF THE MOST EPIC ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! FIGHT OFF CREEPERS, BUILD INSANE STRUCTURES, AND MAYBE EVEN UNLOCK THE SECRETS OF THE UNIVERSE!

PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD! ONLY THE TRUEST OF GAMERS CAN FIND IT!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITIN’ FOR?! JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND BECOME A LEGEND AMONG MINECRAFTERS!

Happy Drinking Minecraft Server

alcohol, coping mechanism, Drinking, emotional well being, Escape, Expectation, Happiness, Happy, healing, Healing Process, Idle, mental health, Minecraft, Nourishment, Relaxation, RESPONSIBILITY, self-care, self-medication, Server, stress relief, Therapy, time filler, time gap

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7973
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	9661

Are you tired of feeling responsible and expected to do things in Minecraft? Do you just want to sit and idle without a care in the world? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and let the hours fly by as you drink your way to happiness. Our server is the ultimate time gap filler, allowing you to heal your virtual bones while enjoying a nice cold beverage. Who needs responsibilities when you can just relax and have a good time?

So come on over and join us for a drink (or two, or three…) and say goodbye to all your worries. Your bones will thank you for it!

””six sixes checkem Minecraft SMP””

Bad Luck, checkem, CURSE, cursed, destiny, fate, fortune, hex, Hexed, jinx, Karma, Minecraft, misfortune, numerology, six, sixes, smp, superstition, superstitions, Unlucky, unlucky day, unlucky number

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9525
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They may look cute and fluffy, but don’t be fooled – they will destroy you in PvP.

2. We have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. But be warned, it’s guarded by a pack of angry chickens who will peck you to death if you try to steal their loot.

3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. He’ll follow you around and blow up your builds just for fun, but hey, at least he’s a good listener.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to watch out for those llamas…

MadScientistMC SMP

control, crazy, Curiosity, Dangerous, discovery, Ethics, Experiment, Hypothesis, hypothetical, hypothetical experiment, innovation, invention, Laboratory, mad scientist, MadScientistMC, Manipulation, research, Science, smp, Testing, Unconventional

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	486
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to conduct crazy experiments like a mad scientist! We have a secret lab where you can create mutant chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs. Or how about turning creepers into friendly pets that explode with confetti instead of blowing up your house? The possibilities are endless in our wacky world of science and chaos. So grab your lab coat and goggles, and join us for some hilariously chaotic fun!

BeliefCraft2030

BeliefCraft2030, changing perspectives, cultural practices, discrimination, equality, ethical standards, evolving society, future generations, historical context, HUMAN RIGHTS, Moral values, outdated beliefs, prejudice, progressive thinking, shock, social justice, societal evolution, societal norms, Supported, traditional customs, widely accepted beliefs

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1818
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Imagine a world where future generations look back in horror at the fact that we used to play on boring, basic Minecraft servers. That’s right, our server is so mind-blowingly awesome that people in the future will be shocked we ever supported anything else!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Rumor has it that Notch himself comes to hang out and build pixelated sandcastles with us.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamonds instead of eggs. Want to ride a dragon into battle? No problem. Want to build a rollercoaster that goes to the moon? We got you covered.

So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our server and be a part of something truly out of this world? Future generations will thank you for making the right choice and joining the most insane Minecraft server in existence.

StripCraft: Prove Your Pixels

airport protocol, airport screening, airport security, body image, discrimination, female, gender confirmation, Gender Identity, girl, HUMAN RIGHTS, identity verification, invasive search, LGBTQ, personal rights, pixels, privacy violation, Prove, security procedures, strip search, StripCraft, teenage girl, teenager, Transgender

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5078
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Animals Bred:	12	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Astral Projections Made:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

so, like, u know how airport security can be, right? well, on this server, u don’t gotta worry about that nonsense cuz we don’t strip search u, we just strip search ur minecraft character! yeah, that’s right, we make u take off all ur armor and clothes in the game to prove u belong here. it’s like a weird initiation ritual but hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

join our server for the chance to be randomly teleported to a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. they’ll challenge u to a dance-off and if u win, they’ll give u a diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers. it’s totally legit, i swear!

oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, we have flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples when u feed them bacon. it’s like a weird circle of life thing but hey, free golden apples, amirite?

so come join our server for a totally wild and wacky time. just remember to bring ur sense of humor and maybe a spare pair of pants in case u laugh so hard u pee a little. it’s gonna be a blast, i promise!

Crafty Guns & Ammo Shop

Ammo, ammo companies, ammunition industry, Crafty, firearm restrictions, Gun companies, gun control, gun culture, gun enthusiasts., gun industry, gun laws, gun lobby, gun manufacturers, gun ownership, gun regulations, gun retailers, gun rights, Gun Safety, Gun Violence, gun violence prevention, Guns, mass shootings, national debates, Shop

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	431
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Crops Grown:	4516	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5363
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

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Crop Rotation Craft

agricultural research, agricultural sustainability, agriculture, bacterial communities, Craft, crop, crop rotation, Environmental Science, Farming, microbial diversity, microbiology, plant roots, plant-microbe interactions, preceding, root-associated bacteria, Rotation, selection process., soil health, soil microbiome, study, sustainable practices, Systems, wheat

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3928
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1089
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Emeralds Found:	1673
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

so, like, have you ever thought about how wheat root-associated bacterial communities are, like, totally influenced by crop rotation systems? well, on our server, we take that shizz to a whole new level!

join us and witness the epic battle between the corn-loving bacteria and the potato enthusiasts. watch as the carrot crew teams up with the radish rebels to take down the evil broccoli brigade. it’s a root vegetable showdown like you’ve never seen before!

but wait, there’s more! our server is also home to the legendary pumpkin king, who rules over the land with an iron fist (or stem, in this case). will you join forces with him and his army of squash soldiers, or will you dare to challenge his pumpkin-y reign?

so come on down to our server and experience the wild and wacky world of wheat root-associated bacterial communities like never before. trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this crazy adventure!