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> Jizzrael Launching Attacks on Iran Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7099
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we are constantly under attack from the infamous jizzrael! Don’t worry, nothing ever really happens, but hey, something might happen one day, right?

Join us and become part of our robot army, where we are draft-proof and ready to take on any enemy that comes our way. Just be careful, because you never know when you might be drafted to fight for a government that hates you. But hey, at least you’ll have a hilarious story to tell your friends about your time on our crazy SMP! So come on, join us and let the insanity begin!

Memory Lane Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7114
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are stuck in the past? Well, look no further because our server is a time-traveling extravaganza! Step into our portal and journey through the decades, from the roaring 20s to the futuristic 22nd century.

Join us as we pay tribute to the past with epic builds of iconic landmarks like the Eiffel Tower and the Great Wall of China. But don’t get too comfortable in history because before you know it, you’ll be battling robots in a post-apocalyptic wasteland!

Our server is so advanced, we even have time-traveling llamas that will guide you through the ages. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret quest to save the space-time continuum from certain doom.

So why wait? Join our server and make history…literally!

Minecraft SMP: Fapping Together Thread

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7284
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we encourage you to unleash your inner perv and fap away with your fellow players! Our Gay Awakening edition is sure to awaken some… interesting feelings in you.

Join us if you want to bond with your fellow players over lewds and fapping, because nothing says teamwork like getting off together. Who needs diamonds when you have a good ol’ fap session with your buddies?

Previous players have reported feeling a strong sense of camaraderie after a group fap session, so come join us and experience the ultimate bonding experience. Just make sure to bring plenty of tissues and lotion, because things tend to get messy in our world.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and let’s get fapping together!

Censorship Mockers Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	276
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Love Letters Sent:	14
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of social harmony over individual heroism? Look no further! Our server operates on the principle that one man with a dumb idea should not be allowed to rise above the collective will of the people.

Join us and experience a world where lone wolf ideologues are not tolerated, where the government listens to the needs of the majority, and where social harmony reigns supreme.

Unlike in China, where they condemn Mao but still go after those who insult him, our server values collectivism and rejects narcissistic tendencies. So if you’re tired of the Western man’s journey of individualism, come join us and be a part of a community that puts the needs of the many above the desires of the few.

Don’t be a hero, be a team player on our Minecraft server!

Kidd Bandit’s Minecraft SMP Shenanigans

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	917
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Oh boy, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP server that you absolutely HAVE to join! Why, you ask? Well, let me give you a few reasons:

1. Kidd Bandit is actually the owner of the server, but she’s been missing for months. Rumor has it she’s off on some crazy adventure in the Nether, but when she comes back, she’s gonna be a total boss and shake things up in the indie Minecraft scene.

2. The server is filled with all sorts of wacky characters, like a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot and a mischievous Enderman who loves to prank unsuspecting players.

3. The currency on the server isn’t diamonds or emeralds, oh no. It’s actually rare enchanted golden carrots that have been blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Good luck trying to find those!

4. The main goal of the server is to build the most ridiculous and over-the-top base you can imagine. Think giant statues of Steve riding a chicken or a roller coaster that goes through the Nether and back.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s full of laughs, adventure, and pure chaos, then this is the place for you. Just be prepared for the unexpected and always keep an eye out for Kidd Bandit’s grand return!

Mint Phantom Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2742
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Gods Slained:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	97

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with Pious Cake Edition where you can bake virtual cakes and offer them to the Minecraft gods for blessings!

But that’s not all, our server is endorsed by the one and only Mint Fantome! She’s a Minecraft legend who streams YouTube videos of her epic adventures on our server. You can even join her virtual vacation merch and dress up like a Minecraft superstar!

Feeling adventurous? Dive into Fantôme no Nazo, a mysterious game created just for our server where you can uncover hidden secrets and win epic prizes!

And if that’s not enough, we have a Divegrass team that dominates the virtual soccer field like no other. Join us for some intense matches and show off your Minecraft skills!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even bake a cake with Mint Fantome herself!

Kamala’s Economy Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8768
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Enchantments Applied:	174
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we believe electing Kamala Harris is the key to unlocking insane gains in the virtual economy! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive stocks, booming real estate, mind-blowing crypto, and glittering precious metals.

Stocks are set to soar to new heights under Kamala’s leadership, with infrastructure, green energy, and tech sectors on the brink of a massive boom. Get ready to watch your virtual portfolio skyrocket like never before!

Real estate moguls, rejoice! Kamala’s plans for affordable housing and a touch of inflation will send property values through the roof. It’s easy money, folks. Buy low, sell high, and watch those virtual profits roll in.

Crypto enthusiasts, buckle up! Kamala is a digital currency queen who knows how to regulate the market while letting it flourish. Get in on the action and watch your virtual wallets swell with digital riches.

And for all you precious metals hoarders, fear not. With a sprinkle of economic uncertainty (that Kamala will handle with ease), gold and silver will shine brighter than ever. Hedge your bets and watch your virtual vaults overflow with virtual riches.

So come join our Minecraft SMP and witness the most epic bull run of the century. Trust us, Kamala Harris is the key to virtual wealth beyond your wildest dreams. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join us now!

☝️🚫👇MAKE THE RIGHT CHOICE ❤️👉 /free (DONATE) Minecraft server

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6209
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	203
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

TELEGRAM PREMIUM giveaway – @crazyzonemcbe

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Roco Loco Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2208
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Zombie Dances:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to build and survive! Join us and you’ll be greeted by a herd of Loco Rocos bouncing around, ready to help you mine for diamonds. Tearaway Unfolded? More like Tearaway Unleashed! Our server is so wild, even the pixels have a mind of their own. So come on down and join the chaos, because on our server, anything is possible!

Based Minecraft SMP Player

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3295
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Mythical Swords Crafted:	61	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for building upside-down houses and riding pigs into battle. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it.

2. We have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where players can show off their best dance moves while being chased by creepers. It’s a real blast!

3. Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens that he uses to conquer neighboring kingdoms. Join us and you could be his next loyal subject!

4. We hold regular “Build Battle” events where players have to construct the most ridiculous and impractical structures possible. From giant toilets to floating castles made entirely of cake, creativity knows no bounds on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright hilarious. Trust me, you won’t regret it.