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ExtraCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5125
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Are you tired of procrastinating and letting time slip away like sand through your fingers? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, time is just a concept! Join us and procrastinate to your heart’s content without any consequences.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with magical shekels that you can earn by stackingmaxxing like a pro. Use these shekels to buy all the virtual goodies your heart desires and become the wealthiest player in the land.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to test the limits of procrastination. Will you be the one to unlock the mysteries of time and space while earning those sweet, sweet shekels?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and procrastinate your way to riches and glory!

Good Morning Saars Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9488
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Votes:	3604
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Villages Defended:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can trade diamonds for sexy Russian wife bob and vagene! Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans and crazy adventures. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a base with your new Russian spouse while fending off creepers and zombies. Who needs diamonds when you can have a sexy Russian wife by your side? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and start your wacky journey on our server!

VANILLA SURVIVAL 20+ Minecraft server

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8856
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
New Chunks Explored:	513215	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Players Killed by Monsters:	9464	Void Armor Forged:	20

The owner of the VANILLA SURVIVAL 20 server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Isekai Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, Alternate Reality, Anime, Character development, Cultural differences, escapism, Exploration, fantasy world, future of isekai, isekai, Isekai genre, light novels, Magic, Manga, Minecraft, native isekai, parallel universe, plot twists, Protagonist, Reincarnation, Server, storytelling, virtual reality, world-building

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2099
Rating:	5.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	143541	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Farms Harvested:	554
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like stepping into a whole new world – literally! Our server is the ultimate native isekai experience, where you’ll find yourself transported to a land filled with magical creatures, epic quests, and even a talking llama named Larry.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig, battle a horde of zombie chickens, and even have a dance-off with a group of friendly Endermen. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato of power!

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventure of your Minecraft life. Who knows where native isekai will take you next!

The Lost Miner – Minecraft SMP /tlm/ #158

2NDANNIVERSARYGIFT, Base incidents, Broken Frontline, CN Banner History, CN Levelling Calculator, CN Schedule, CN Tier List, CN Wiki, codes, Crimebrand priority, Dark Area, Detailed Tier list, Directional Arrest, Eugenics, Event Arrest, Fated Pursuit, Guide Compilation, Hypercube income, Lost, Minecraft, miner, Nasty, New Event, No Gangs Land, Path to Nowhere General, ptng, Roaring Wasteland, Routine Arrest, secret societies, Shop efficiency, Sinner Build Guides, smp, Timeless Solitude, tlm, ZONE-04

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5844
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for insane events like [No Gangs Land], where you’ll have to survive without any gangs to back you up. Or how about [Roaring Wasteland], where you’ll be arrested for crimes you didn’t even know you committed!

But wait, there’s more! Join us for [Fated Pursuit], where you’ll be chased down by mysterious figures for reasons unknown. And don’t forget about [Timeless Solitude], where you’ll be stuck in a never-ending cycle of loneliness. And if you’re feeling really brave, tackle the [ZONE-04] Dark Area Stage 16, where things get really crazy.

But that’s not all! We have detailed tier lists, crimebrand priorities, and even Sinner Build Guides to help you navigate this wild world. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself! Just remember to include /ptng/ in your sig when applying to our exclusive Secret Societies like NAsty and EUgenics. And don’t forget to redeem the code 2NDANNIVERSARYGIFT before it expires on Nov 27th! See you on the server, adventurer! 🌟🔥🤪 #MinecraftMadness

Plato vs. Aristotle Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7167
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Divine Spears Created:	12
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Runes Activated:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t challenge your philosophical beliefs? Well, look no further! Our server is a battleground for Platonians and Aristotelians to duke it out in epic debates while building epic structures in the virtual world. Join us and let’s see if you can build a Minecraft Parthenon that would make Plato himself proud! Who needs diamonds when you have the power of philosophy on your side? Join now and let’s settle the age-old debate once and for all!

The Laughing Creeper Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3790
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Dimension Hops:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	248	Enchantments Applied:	164
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Runes Activated:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our founder, who once tamed a herd of wild llamas and rode them into battle against a horde of creepers. Legend has it that he defeated them all with nothing but a carrot on a stick and a diamond sword.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington, who once laid siege to a rival faction’s base using nothing but their sharp beaks and cunning tactics. And let’s not forget about the Great Sheep Rebellion of ’69, where the woolly rebels demanded better grazing land and shorter shearing sessions.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s full of laughter, chaos, and ridiculousness, look no further! Join us today and become part of our wacky world where anything is possible. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky pigs plotting world domination…

Endless Ouro Kronii Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5795
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is as wild as it gets! Join now for a chance to play with Ouro Kronii herself – yes, the one and only! Rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden portal in the server, you’ll be transported to a world where Kronii’s original songs play on repeat and the sky is literally on fire. Don’t believe us? Just ask the schizos and Londoners who tried to defame Kronii – they were swiftly dealt with by the Cover team. Plus, our server has its own fanfic listing and a schedule that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness firsthand! Remember, Kronii love is the only love worth having in this crazy Minecraft world!

Why Not Date An Onlyfans Girl? Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6499
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Runes Activated:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Chimeras Created:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only downside is having 1000s of creepers trying to blow up your girlfriend because they’re jealous she’s all yours! But don’t worry, you can protect her with your diamond sword and shield.

Join our server and build the most epic base to show off to all the other players. Who needs real work when you can mine for diamonds and create your own empire in the virtual world? Plus, with your girlfriend making 100k/year, you can live a life of luxury without a care in the world.

So come on, join us and embark on crazy adventures, battle mobs, and maybe even find some hidden treasure. Just watch out for those pesky players trying to steal your loot – they’ll never get past your epic defenses!

Web Fishing Atlyss Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2404
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Star Shards Collected:	164
Potions Brewed:	50	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the furries have taken over and it’s an absolute party! Forget about fishing in the first web or exploring Atlyss, because here you can dress up as your favorite furry character and dominate the virtual world.

Join us for epic battles where unicorns ride into battle on rainbow-colored llamas, and where the creepers have been replaced by adorable fluffy kittens. Build your dream furry castle complete with a pet dragon and a moat filled with hot cocoa.

But beware, the evil anti-furries are lurking in the shadows, trying to ruin our fun. Will you join us in the fight to protect our furry paradise? Or will you be left out in the cold, wishing you had embraced your inner furry sooner?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and let the furries reign supreme!