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| Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 5000 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 8229 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 7 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
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