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Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 504 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 6 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 8 | Epic Battles Fought: | 12 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories. From building giant pixelated dicks to creating elaborate traps for unsuspecting players, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where we host virtual orgies and worship the Minecraft gods in our own unique way. So if you’re ready to embrace your inner virginity and join a community of like-minded individuals, come on down to our Minecraft SMP and let the hand-fucking begin!