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CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3417
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6940
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Crops Grown:	6872
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6190
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	489
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3875	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6066
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9982
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Zombie Dances:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8527
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Players Killed by Monsters:	543
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5967	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	944
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Divine Spears Created:	29
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Potions Brewed:	67
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Animals Bred:	134

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2311
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	6888	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Dimension Hops:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5656
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Star Shards Collected:	87	Elemental Crystals Collected:	62

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4169
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	19

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7297
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	183	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Farms Harvested:	778
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!