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| Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 4407 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 17 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 43 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 4879 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, you know? like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, unicorns and flying pigs and stuff. and, like, the other day, this player built a roller coaster that went all the way to the moon. it was, like, totally epic, dude.
also, like, we have this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. it’s, like, guarded by a dragon and a bunch of ninja pandas. so, like, if you wanna be a part of the coolest server ever, you gotta join us. plus, we have free pizza every friday night. so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s have a totally rad time together!
