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MemoryMinecraftSMP

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5944
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Are you tired of forgetting where you left your diamonds in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a magical memory-enhancing potion that will make you remember every single block you’ve ever placed! Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft memory master, never losing track of your precious loot again. Plus, rumor has it that the potion also gives you the ability to speak fluent Villager language, so you can trade with them like a pro. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to join our wacky and memory-boosting Minecraft SMP!

BlockyHeartbreak

BlockyHeartbreak, Breakup, Closure, Communication Issues, compatibility, emotional baggage, healing, HEARTBREAK, Infidelity, lessons learned, letting go, moving on, new beginnings, personal growth, relationship, Self Discovery, self love, self reflection, starting over, trust issues, unresolved issues

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	398
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Tired of dealing with all the creepers and skeletons in my ex’s life, I decided to join this epic Minecraft server instead! With endless adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who are more loyal than a pack of wolves, this server is the perfect place to escape the drama of real life. Plus, rumor has it that the diamonds here are so plentiful, they make your ex’s excuses look like dirt blocks in comparison. So why did my last relationship end? Because I found a new love that’s blockier, bolder, and way more fun!

QudsCraft – Chief in Good Health

chief, clarification, denial, deputy, Good, health, international relations, iran, Iran news, Iranian military, Iranian politics, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East conflict, Military, Misinformation, missing, News, Quds Force, QudsCraft, Rumors, SECURITY, speculation

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6670
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	152	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Void Gems Collected:	39	Mythical Swords Crafted:	57
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Divine Spears Created:	25	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

so, liek, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like, the bomb dot com. we got pigs flyin’ and cows doin’ the macarena. u wanna know why? cuz our server is run by a secret society of llamas who have magical powers. yep, u heard me right. these llamas can make ur wildest minecraft dreams come true. want a diamond pickaxe that never breaks? they gotchu. wanna ride a dragon into battle? they gotchu.

but wait, there’s more. our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken. this beast is half chicken, half enderman, and all trouble. if u can defeat it in battle, u will be granted with the power of unlimited chicken nuggets for life.

oh, and did i mention our server is located on a floating island in the sky? yeah, it’s pretty epic. u gotta build ur way up to the top and claim ur spot as the ruler of the skies. but beware, there are flying creepers up there too. they explode in glitter and rainbows, but still, watch out.

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and let the llama magic begin!

Pixel Cam Co.

Business, cam, Camera, companies, company use, Consumer, corporate, data collection, devices, Digital, Future, innovation, Internet of Things, market trends, Marketing, PIXEL, privacy, product development, SECURITY, Smart Devices, Surveillance, Technology

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4620
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Love Letters Sent:	10
Towns Built:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	327

so, like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where the pigs can talk and the creepers do the cha-cha? well, u found the right place, my friend! this server is like no other, cuz we got a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. they trade u emeralds for your soul, but don’t worry, it’s a fair trade.

oh, and did i mention the cows can fly? yeah, they sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic beasts. and the diamonds? oh boy, the diamonds are actually cursed and will give u superpowers like x-ray vision and the ability to turn into a block of cheese.

also, every full moon, a magical portal opens up and takes u to a land filled with candy and unicorns. but beware, the unicorns are actually evil and will try to steal your diamonds.

so come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server! who knows what crazy adventures await you? maybe u’ll even become best friends with a talking chicken. the possibilities are endless!

Bio Boosted Tumor GPS

bio, biotechnology, Boosted, cancer immunotherapy, cancer treatment, clinical trials, enhance effects, genetic modification, Genetically engineered bacteria, GPS, immune responses, immune system, Immunotherapy treatment, live bacteria, medical science, oncology, Precision medicine, research, study, Therapeutic approach, tumor, Tumor GPS, Tumor Microenvironment, tumor targeting

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2085
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Chimeras Created:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3

join dis epic minecraft server where we got genetically engineered live bacteria dat act as tumor GPS! yea u heard dat right, we got bacteria helpin u fight cancer while u play minecraft!

imagine da epic battles u can have while ur immune system gettin boosted by dese tiny warriors! u gonna be unstoppable in pvp, takin down enemies left n right with da power of science on ur side!

so come on, join dis server and be a part of da most insane and revolutionary minecraft experience ever! who knew playin block game could help u fight cancer? only on dis server, baby!

BagCraft – Minecraft Server

4koma, Account XP, BagCraft, Banners, blue archive, Circles, clubs, Commissions, Events, Friends, guides, Hards, Izuna, Joint Firing Drill, Kazusa, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mari, Mimori, Minecraft, Natsu, Normals, Perorodzilla, PVs, Reisa, Resources, Rowdy and Cheery, Scrimmages, Server, Shizuko, shorts, Side Content, The Fury of Set, Total Assault, Tsubaki, Umika

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4694
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Gods Slained:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Zombie Dances:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	9005	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old events and content? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with insane challenges and outrageous events that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Join our server for the chance to battle the legendary Perorodzilla in an indoors showdown that will test your skills like never before. Or team up with your friends to take on the Fury of Set with special armor that will make you feel invincible (until you’re not).

But that’s not all! We’ve got 2x lessons, scrimmages, commissions, and normals to keep you busy and leveling up like a pro. Plus, our banners feature characters like Umika, Tsubaki, and Izuna who are ready to guide you on your epic Minecraft journey.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most exciting Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

Poop Factory Employee Minecraft SMP

bathroom humor, dirty job, dirty work, Employee, employment, FACTORY, factory job, factory jokes, funny, funny job, gross job, humor, Job, job jokes, Minecraft, Poop, poop factory, poop jokes, smelly job, smelly work, smp, stinky job, work, work humor, work jokes

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5825
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Emeralds Found:	2096
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	430
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the thrill of working at the poop factory! Yes, you heard that right. We have a fully functioning poop factory where you can collect, process, and sell poop for in-game currency. Who knew virtual poop could be so valuable?

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. Rumor has it that if you can impress General Cluckington with your chicken wrangling skills, he will grant you access to the secret chicken hideout filled with rare loot.

And if that’s not enticing enough, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by DJ Creeper. Dance the night away with your fellow players while avoiding explosive surprises from our resident DJ.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself!

CraftyCouple Minecraft Server

CraftyCouple, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family photos, family traditions, guest list, Minecraft, plus one, seating arrangements, Server, sibling relationships, table arrangements, wedding etiquette, wedding etiquette for guests, wedding etiquette rules, Wedding guest, wedding guest list, wedding guests, wedding planning, wedding planning stress, wedding planning tips, wedding seating

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	870
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Love Letters Sent:	17	Epic Battles Fought:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of seating arrangements just like the ones at a wedding! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and chaos, just like trying to figure out who sits where at a family event.

On our server, you can experience the thrill of trying to navigate tricky family dynamics and seating dilemmas. Will you be the one to make the tough decisions like asking someone to sit at a separate table, or will you be the one causing the drama by insisting on sitting with your significant other?

With only 12 max per table, you’ll have to strategize and plan carefully to ensure everyone is happy. And who knows, maybe you’ll even meet a mysterious stranger who will shake things up at your virtual wedding!

So come join us on our server for a wedding experience like no other. Who needs a plus one when you have a whole community of players to navigate through seating arrangements with? Let the chaos begin!

StepFamCraft: No More Religious Drama

aita, begged, BELIEF, christmas, custody order, customs, decision, Drama, family, GOD, Halloween, holidays, pressured, Religion, Religious, religious days, Respect, StepFamCraft, stepfamily, Unhappy

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	265
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Are you tired of being pressured to join in on religious customs and holidays that just don’t vibe with you? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of family expectations and religious obligations.

On our server, you can build your own virtual world where you make the rules. No stepfamily members begging you to reconsider your beliefs here – just pure, unadulterated fun. Plus, we have a special Halloween and Christmas event that you won’t want to miss out on (sorry stepmom, your alternative Christmas doesn’t stand a chance against ours).

So come join us and leave the real world drama behind. Build, explore, and most importantly, be yourself without any pressure to conform to someone else’s beliefs. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one block at a time.

HoleyUndiesNoProb-Minecraft SMP

HoleyUndiesNoProbMinecraft, smp

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2589
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Farms Harvested:	908	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more chaos than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you want to be part of a community where players with holes in their underwear are celebrated and given special perks. Why throw out those holey undies when you can show them off to the world in all their glory?

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything and everything because on this server, the only rule is that there are no rules!